Your Waning Days..

[VinceBordenIII]

How do you see your waning days?
A retirement village?
Downsizing?
Single floor home?
Apartment? What about the fucking neighbors? Parking?
Hanging on in the family abode til the bitter end? What about snow shoveling. Mowing, etc.

As you get older, and the kids leave, you might find your house is too big. Ridiculous to heat and dust a home meant for a larger family. Anyway, that’s what I’m thinking these days.

[FreakShowFanatic]

High N Dry is waning right now & like a little bitch is complaining about NJ because he's a little pussy.

Bye High N Dry, maybe when you move to Florida & NOT RETIRING BUT BEING A LITTLE BABY THAT COULDN'T Be a MAN in NJ, you'll figure out why I insist you're a lazy piece of shit and that there's a reason why your own mother is ashamed of you.

We don't need fucktards like High Boy in NJ, later chump.

[Reservoir Dog]

High N Dry is waning right now & like a little bitch is complaining about NJ because he's a little pussy.

Bye High N Dry, maybe when you move to Florida & NOT RETIRING BUT BEING A LITTLE BABY THAT COULDN'T Be a MAN in NJ, you'll figure out why I insist you're a lazy piece of shit and that there's a reason why your own mother is ashamed of you.

We don't need fucktards like High Boy in NJ, later chump.

[VinceBordenIII]

High N Dry is waning right now & like a little bitch is complaining about NJ because he's a little pussy.

Bye High N Dry, maybe when you move to Florida & NOT RETIRING BUT BEING A LITTLE BABY THAT COULDN'T Be a MAN in NJ, you'll figure out why I insist you're a lazy piece of shit and that there's a reason why your own mother is ashamed of you.

We don't need fucktards like High Boy in NJ, later chump.

Shut the fuck up you thread tarding faggot. You bring nothing to the table but shit slinging.

[FreakShowFanatic]

High N Dry is waning right now & like a little bitch is complaining about NJ because he's a little pussy.

Bye High N Dry, maybe when you move to Florida & NOT RETIRING BUT BEING A LITTLE BABY THAT COULDN'T Be a MAN in NJ, you'll figure out why I insist you're a lazy piece of shit and that there's a reason why your own mother is ashamed of you.

We don't need fucktards like High Boy in NJ, later chump.

Shut the fuck up you thread tarding faggot. You bring nothing to the table but shit slinging.

That's what your mother says about you fucktard. I for one am tired listening to this childish piece of shit cunt crying about everything including NJ because he's too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. He blames me, he blames his parents, he blames NJ, meanwhile, the only FUCKING THING he has to blame is his own pitiful self.

Now you STFU and mind your own business little man.

[AnalHamster]

Well I have a bit more time than you old folks, so I'll probably just settle down in an ultranet pod and spent my waning days in a matrix style digital construct.

[Stapes]

Well I have a bit more time than you old folks, so I'll probably just settle down in an ultranet pod and spent my waning days in a matrix style digital construct.

How old are you AH? I have to admit I picture you as some older Victorian era British gentleman.

[AnalHamster]

Mid thirties.

[PimpDaddy]

I hope to be a snowbird. Half the year in a condo up north, the other half in FL. Give up the yard, pool, house maintenance, roof raking. Any home issues, just call 'the guy' to fix them.

If I know the end is near and I have the strength, I will get a dream car, and drive across the country as a traffic vigilante, ending in a speeding fireball death crash. Cross a double yellow line to pass? Get Shot. Run a red light? Get t-boned the first chance I get. Illegally park in a handicap spot? Get run over and become handicapped yourself. Also, if I see you do not clean up after your dog shits, you will be set on fire, live on Instaface.

I would have to figure out how to presell the movie rights and not get my family sued somehow.

[PimpDaddy]

I would have a UJ-R bumper sticker on my car, too. You're welcome.

[VinceBordenIII]

I’ve always said people better hope I don’t get diagnosed with incurable cancer

[VinceBordenIII]

Maybe 25 years ago I saw a news magazine piece about a Greatest Generation couple who got a luxury RV and traveled the county. They were playing big band music. I don’t think you can do that for many years before it’s time to check in to a more permanent location.

[Antknot]

I plan on being a burden.

[Stapes]

I plan on being a burden.

You already are.

[Reservoir Dog]

Already downsized a few years ago.
I'll retire when I'm 60.
Get rid of the condo.
Grow old and ugly at our place up at the lake.
Die.

[beagleboy]

Sold our house and moved into an apartment / condo this past fall. Oddly, it's bigger than our house, all completely new (in a 94 year old building) and I don't have to mow, clean gutters or shovel snow ever again. We can walk to a couple different movie theaters, about 10 restaurants and two bars are walkable and another 50+ (non chains) are < 3.5 miles away. I'll move my office to within walking distance in a few years.

We routinely do 3 mile walks in the summer. From our new apartment we can visit the art museum and zoo and be home within that 3 miles. Both are free to visit in ST Louis.

[VinceBordenIII]

Thinking about selling our vacation home. There’s a lot of work and expense. Rentals don’t cover the real cost.
Our main home is too big. But the wife wants to stay in the area because our kids live nearby. I guess my life is forfeit to obligations, between elderly parents and kids.

[VinceBordenIII]

Well I have a bit more time than you old folks, so I'll probably just settle down in an ultranet pod and spent my waning days in a matrix style digital construct.

Joke’s on you: you’re a random generated semi-autonomous program pet that some kid keeps in his pocket.

[AnalHamster]

Well I have a bit more time than you old folks, so I'll probably just settle down in an ultranet pod and spent my waning days in a matrix style digital construct.

Joke’s on you: you’re a random generated semi-autonomous program pet that some kid keeps in his pocket.

I don't see how that would make a difference.

[WestTexasCrude]

Easy. No planning involved. Go to Las Vegas for the duration, rent the "snipers nest" room at Mandalay Bay, Go out in a blaze of glory on blow and hookers.

[CaptQuint]

Easy. No planning involved. Go to Las Vegas for the duration, rent the "snipers nest" room at Mandalay Bay, Go out in a blaze of glory on blow and hookers.

So innocent people with lives of actual value will die because you're a lonely imbecile?

[WestTexasCrude]

Easy. No planning involved. Go to Las Vegas for the duration, rent the "snipers nest" room at Mandalay Bay, Go out in a blaze of glory on blow and hookers.

So innocent people with lives of actual value will die because you're a lonely imbecile?

Wat? I never said repeat as if that's ever possible in the future. Hell, substitute blow for liquor, make a movie, and even you could make a talentless hack like Nicholas Cage win the Oscar for Best Actor.

[Wut]

Wut?

[Reservoir Dog]

Wut?

What wut?

[Antknot]

I plan on being a burden.

You already are.

<Checks off entry on bucket list.>