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my next bitch (complaint)

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:42 am
by jsdspif
I do not like cardi b. admitted she drugged guys when she worked as a stripper and stole their belongings and she's become more popular than the human urinal herself , Kim Kartrashian. I just don't get it? I get millions of young little whatevers may think they'll be the next cardi b, but what parents allow young girls to admire and worship the useless pile of shit, and that's an understatement. I'll throw nicki minaj in here too, just pure, unadultrated dog shit, that's very fresh. You know the type, step in it and the aroma is imbedded on your shoe/shoes, no amount of scrubbing..... so leave it to me.... One day old Boss bob was really happy. he was scrubbing out his favorite "bob squad" coffee cup. Bob squad was him and his nutcase friend that also ran our machine shop before boss bob did, they had little calling cards drawn up and when they saw cars parked in handicapped spots and they thought the people weren't supposed to be there, they'd put the little card under the windshield wiper "thanks asshole for parking in handicap" He got confronted once and almost got his ass beat, cops were called and boss bob was guilty for something or other for tampering with peoples cars. so they had "bob squad " coffee cups made and he's scrubbing his one day. Happy as a lark and when he got that happy he played his imaginary trumpet, loud and clear. So I come into the room and see that and I told him "I wouldn't use the scrub brush for that" and he was so happy, I mean really, really good mood. "why not little buddy (plays his trumpet)" , "because yesterday Tom was scrubbing dog shit off his shoes with it". Immediately his face turned bright red and I'm serious as multiple life ending strokes here, he trembled uncontrollably, and it was like a cartoon where you would see smoke pouring out his ears, and he smashed the coffee cup to the ground and stormed up into the office. He sat up there until about 5 o'clock, it was noon when he went in there, and then he came out and punched the time clock and left. It really was a "had to be there" moment, and this story is not an exxageration.
But back to cardi B, I see no redeeming value. Can't we just drop a big one over in israel and where ever over there and then re-populate it with all the living human piles of shit? J-Bird (smasssshhheeesss the keys in disgust!!!!) and passes the stick...



P.S. WOW!! does that remind anyone of old FSF? Except he would be in favor of useless dog tird bitches!!