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In Dallas on my way to Seattle.

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What are you fucks doing?
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Has Dallas been shut down yet?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:06 pm Has Dallas been shut down yet?
For what
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You didn't get the memo? Seattle is closed.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:11 pm You didn't get the memo? Seattle is closed.
I signed up before the shutdown so I'm grandfathered in.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:06 pm Has Dallas been shut down yet?
It's 45 currently so nothing terrible
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On a flight from PHX to Dallas. Coming in to mitigate the expected pipe bursts in my building
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:06 pm Has Dallas been shut down yet?
Monday
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necronomous wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:11 pm You didn't get the memo? Seattle is closed.
I signed up before the shutdown so I'm grandfathered in.
Pete Carroll needs a lift to So Cal.
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Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:38 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:11 pm You didn't get the memo? Seattle is closed.
I signed up before the shutdown so I'm grandfathered in.
Pete Carroll needs a lift to So Cal.
Your vodka bottle is missing you.
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Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:38 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:15 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:11 pm You didn't get the memo? Seattle is closed.
I signed up before the shutdown so I'm grandfathered in.
Pete Carroll needs a lift to So Cal.
Your vodka bottle is missing you.
I am a Coors Light and tequila man. And they aint missin' shit.
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Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
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Leaving Seattle soon to go home. No layovers this time. But I get the middle seat again.
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Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
I left that early to beat the storm. Almost made it.
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
I left that early to beat the storm. Almost made it.
well, you are posting. so you must have made it somewhere.
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Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:04 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
I left that early to beat the storm. Almost made it.
well, you are posting. so you must have made it somewhere.
Nope. I died in a crash. My ghost is posting.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: In Dallas on my way to Seattle.

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Blast wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:44 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:04 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
I left that early to beat the storm. Almost made it.
well, you are posting. so you must have made it somewhere.
Nope. I died in a crash. My ghost is posting.
If that was possible Who would still be here.
Smack repelled.
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Re: In Dallas on my way to Seattle.

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peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:31 am
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:44 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:04 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:40 pm Left Michigan at 2 this morning and made it to just north of Chicago before all hell broke loose. We have about 10 inches of snow i think and who knows how much more is coming today.
I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
I left that early to beat the storm. Almost made it.
well, you are posting. so you must have made it somewhere.
Nope. I died in a crash. My ghost is posting.
If that was possible Who would still be here.
Smack repelled.
Is he dead?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:31 am
Blast wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:44 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:04 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:58 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 2:51 pm

I know that when it comes to driving through terrible snow storms, I typically pick 2 am to start the trip.
I left that early to beat the storm. Almost made it.
well, you are posting. so you must have made it somewhere.
Nope. I died in a crash. My ghost is posting.
If that was possible Who would still be here.
Smack repelled.
Is he dead?
That’s the way to bet.
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