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We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
Can someone ask Biker to take notes for me?

I'll be at work.
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YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!!1
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Are you live-streaming your assisted suicide?
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i left when Disco left. I may not come back.
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I do miss some Disco craziness
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Who died and made you admin?... ;)
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:45 am Are you live-streaming your assisted suicide?
We'll never make enough money off that to get Disco to come back...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 12:36 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:45 am Are you live-streaming your assisted suicide?
We'll never make enough money off that to get Disco to come back...
Murder/suicide howie then CTC?
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

And I'll catch it Friday when it really happens. If at all.
I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:34 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
Can someone ask Biker to take notes for me?

I'll be at work.
You have a job? Making coffee or flipping burgers?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
Sorry going to be busy. Save a quality beer for me, not one of those shit beers you drink.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 12:43 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 12:36 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:45 am Are you live-streaming your assisted suicide?
We'll never make enough money off that to get Disco to come back...
Murder/suicide howie then CTC?
Hmmmm....I'll have my Lawyer FSF get back with you on that...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 12:43 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 12:36 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:45 am Are you live-streaming your assisted suicide?
We'll never make enough money off that to get Disco to come back...
Murder/suicide howie then CTC?
Hmmmm....I'll have my Lawyer FSF get back with you on that...
There’s a joke about corn kernels in that.
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Blast wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:18 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:34 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
Can someone ask Biker to take notes for me?

I'll be at work.
You have a job? Making coffee or flipping burgers?
You have no idea Bubba.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am Image
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:38 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:18 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:34 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
Can someone ask Biker to take notes for me?

I'll be at work.
You have a job? Making coffee or flipping burgers?
You have no idea Bubba.
Dildo tester? I mean you have the brains to be a politician too, but I wasn't going to go that low.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Blast wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:48 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:38 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:18 pm
saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:34 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
Can someone ask Biker to take notes for me?

I'll be at work.
You have a job? Making coffee or flipping burgers?
You have no idea Bubba.
Dildo tester? I mean you have the brains to be a politician too, but I wasn't going to go that low.
Keep flailing Fred.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am Image
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For some reason I was thinking Kingpin...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am Image
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For some reason I was thinking Kingpin...
That's my friend Pepsi Phil.
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saltydog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:16 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am Image
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For some reason I was thinking Kingpin...
That's my friend Pepsi Phil.
looks intense...!
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am We need to have a major talk. Here Thursday 12-7-23 at 7PM CST. Contact everybody, mostly our long lost UJR females. It's important.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:27 am :imgay: quote]
I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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He's going to announce that his transition is finally complete and she will be changing her username to ChantelTexassCured.
She will also be posting a link to her new OnlyFans page where she goes by Juicy Grama.
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:deletetopic:
I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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