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Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:30 am**

Biker wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:57 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:02 pm
Then I did burgers which were too "hard" and dry with roasted taters, then I did taco salad - spices from the cabinet, not a packet and Spanish rice (from a box) and the meat wasn't flavorful enough and there was still some water in the rice (I think I misread the directions) then by Thursday night it was take out.
FFS

I've already admitted I'm bad in the kitchen, wtf do you want? You wanna push me on the playground? Pinch me? Fucking sadist dickface.

Surely you have several women in your real life to fuck with and disappoint.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am**

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:44 am**

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

Thats freaking hawt.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:46 am**

woohooguy wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:44 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.
Thats freaking hawt.

It turned me on a little typing it.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:47 am**

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:18 am**

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

That’s not a bad start.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:33 pm**

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

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Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:50 pm**

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:50 am When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.

I was friends with a radio dj years ago.One night I got all "pie eyed" and called him while he was working and I said "I'm so high right now,it took me 5 tries to push the right buttons on the phone to call you" and he asked "Man,what have you been smoking?" and I said "a turkey!". About half hour later he played that on the radio.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:01 pm**

jsdspif wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:50 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:50 am When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.
I was friends with a radio dj years ago.One night I got all "pie eyed" and called him while he was working and I said "I'm so high right now,it took me 5 tries to push the right buttons on the phone to call you" and he asked "Man,what have you been smoking?" and I said "a turkey!". About half hour later he played that on the radio.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:15 pm**

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.
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No. That's not a paddle.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:15 pm**

jsdspif wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 3:50 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 12:50 am When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.
I was friends with a radio dj years ago.One night I got all "pie eyed" and called him while he was working and I said "I'm so high right now,it took me 5 tries to push the right buttons on the phone to call you" and he asked "Man,what have you been smoking?" and I said "a turkey!". About half hour later he played that on the radio.

You're so weird.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:18 pm**

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.

I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.

I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant

Ya know, if you put the BBQ sauce that I sent you on whatever you cook it will be awesome. :cheerleaderkid:

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:19 pm**

stonedmegman wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:18 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.

I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.

I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
Ya know, if you put the BBQ sauce that I sent you on whatever you cook it will be awesome.

It's still in the pantry. I would likely ruin it

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:16 pm**

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:19 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:18 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:02 am So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.

I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.

I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant
Ya know, if you put the BBQ sauce that I sent you on whatever you cook it will be awesome.

It's still in the pantry. I would likely ruin it

Fuck the critics.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:31 pm**

I'm done. He's cooking currently.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:25 pm**

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:46 am
woohooguy wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:44 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.
Thats freaking hawt.
It turned me on a little typing it.

Ever had that done to you in a murder basement? A friend was asking.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2022 3:02 pm**

Blast wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:25 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:46 am
woohooguy wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:44 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:40 am What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.
Thats freaking hawt.
It turned me on a little typing it.
Ever had that done to you in a murder basement? A friend was asking.

Oh yeah, like 11ty times.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 3:54 pm**

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 11:28 pm

Where's the cursive, Boomer?

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:20 pm**

that's Colonel Sanders secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:30 pm**

Never cut up hot peppers with your bare hands and then take a piss.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:41 pm**

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:30 pm Never cut up hot peppers with your bare hands and then take a piss.

Finally, a useful kitchen tip.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:31 pm**

Origino?

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:38 pm**

B-Tender wrote: ↑Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:31 pmOrigino?

supposedly this note was a picture of some hand notes on the back of a photograph in a photo album owned by Colonel Sander's sister (or something like that). And verified by his nephew who used to have to mix the spices and flour mix and bag it up to sell to the franchises.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:19 pm**

Paprika is an underused spice in the US. The Europeans and Arabs love it

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2022 11:52 am**

Simply by replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87%...

...of what little joy you had left in your life.

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