Do you ever fuck around with targeted ads?
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Do you ever fuck around with targeted ads?
It's a bit of a hoot.
So you're on the internet shopping for something. Let's say a new wristwatch. For two weeks after that, all the targeted ads on the web sites you visit will be showing you wristwatches and companies that sell wristwatches.
So I go to Victoria's Secret and click on a few of the pictures. For the next two weeks all the targeted ads will be showing me scantily clad supermodels wearing lingerie.
It works for pretty much anything.
So you're on the internet shopping for something. Let's say a new wristwatch. For two weeks after that, all the targeted ads on the web sites you visit will be showing you wristwatches and companies that sell wristwatches.
So I go to Victoria's Secret and click on a few of the pictures. For the next two weeks all the targeted ads will be showing me scantily clad supermodels wearing lingerie.
It works for pretty much anything.
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I love being advertised to for things I bought weeks ago.
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But then he'll have to go looking for lingerie models.
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Yea, true. And now the big annoyance is when the site detects the ad-blocker and throws a nag screen across what I'm trying to read, with no way to click it off. I get it, the site wants some scratch from the ads, but I'm under no obligation to help them earn it.
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We have this guy at work who is famous for leaving his laptop up and running while he goes outside for a smoke.
I routinely jump on his laptop and Google "sex toys". I'll click on a big black dildo and then "add to cart". For months now he's been getting targeted ads for sex toys and black dildos. It drives him nuts and he has no idea what's going on.
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On what website?
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One day you're gonna add one to the cart and it'll just change the quantity to two.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:03 pmWe have this guy at work who is famous for leaving his laptop up and running while he goes outside for a smoke.
I routinely jump on his laptop and Google "sex toys". I'll click on a big black dildo and then "add to cart". For months now he's been getting targeted ads for sex toys and black dildos. It drives him nuts and he has no idea what's going on.
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OK, this is pretty brilliant.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:05 pm It's a bit of a hoot.
So you're on the internet shopping for something. Let's say a new wristwatch. For two weeks after that, all the targeted ads on the web sites you visit will be showing you wristwatches and companies that sell wristwatches.
So I go to Victoria's Secret and click on a few of the pictures. For the next two weeks all the targeted ads will be showing me scantily clad supermodels wearing lingerie.
It works for pretty much anything.
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WTC wants to know what the website was...Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:03 pmWe have this guy at work who is famous for leaving his laptop up and running while he goes outside for a smoke.
I routinely jump on his laptop and Google "sex toys". I'll click on a big black dildo and then "add to cart". For months now he's been getting targeted ads for sex toys and black dildos. It drives him nuts and he has no idea what's going on.
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Re: Do you ever fuck around with targeted ads?
megmanfaggot.com?megman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:46 pmWTC wants to know what the website was...Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:03 pmWe have this guy at work who is famous for leaving his laptop up and running while he goes outside for a smoke.
I routinely jump on his laptop and Google "sex toys". I'll click on a big black dildo and then "add to cart". For months now he's been getting targeted ads for sex toys and black dildos. It drives him nuts and he has no idea what's going on.
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Not the same ring as #mancamprusWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:52 pmmegmanfaggot.com?megman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:46 pmWTC wants to know what the website was...Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:03 pmWe have this guy at work who is famous for leaving his laptop up and running while he goes outside for a smoke.
I routinely jump on his laptop and Google "sex toys". I'll click on a big black dildo and then "add to cart". For months now he's been getting targeted ads for sex toys and black dildos. It drives him nuts and he has no idea what's going on.
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Slow day at the man camp?
I knew that washing the car and cutting the grass were just euphemisms for you.
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BTW, on this site, how do you select and choose which posts to comment on, like you just did? Old site was a check mark.
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Copy/paste.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm BTW, on this site, how do you select and choose which posts to comment on, like you just did? Old site was a check mark.
But you better work on posting pictures first. Baby steps noob.
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Man, there has got be an easier way to do it, I see nothing. Maybe QD will notice this and comment.megman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:43 pmCopy/paste.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm BTW, on this site, how do you select and choose which posts to comment on, like you just did? Old site was a check mark.
But you better work on posting pictures first. Baby steps noob.
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what is the question?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:59 pmMan, there has got be an easier way to do it, I see nothing. Maybe QD will notice this and comment.megman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:43 pmCopy/paste.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm BTW, on this site, how do you select and choose which posts to comment on, like you just did? Old site was a check mark.
But you better work on posting pictures first. Baby steps noob.
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Animal lives in DFW. He owns a ranch well outside the city. What compass direction is his ranch from DFW and what is the nearest town (population 10,000+)? BTW, AH, only a UJR mod would ask the question you just did.Flumper wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:00 pmwhat is the question?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:59 pmMan, there has got be an easier way to do it, I see nothing. Maybe QD will notice this and comment.megman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:43 pmCopy/paste.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm BTW, on this site, how do you select and choose which posts to comment on, like you just did? Old site was a check mark.
But you better work on posting pictures first. Baby steps noob.
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Or maybe he won't and just let you suffer in your stupidity.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:59 pmMan, there has got be an easier way to do it, I see nothing. Maybe QD will notice this and comment.megman wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:43 pmCopy/paste.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:42 pm BTW, on this site, how do you select and choose which posts to comment on, like you just did? Old site was a check mark.
But you better work on posting pictures first. Baby steps noob.

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