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A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:38 pm
by megman

An experimental Swedish art project will pay you to do nothing for the rest of your life


Imagine: For the rest of your life, you are assigned no tasks at work. You can watch movies, read books, work on creative projects or just sleep. In fact, the only thing that you have to do is clock in and out every day. Since the position is permanent, you'll never need to worry about getting another job again.

Starting in 2026, this will be one lucky (or extremely bored) worker's everyday reality, thanks to a government-funded conceptual art project in Gothenburg, Sweden.

The employee in question will report to Korsvägen, a train station under construction in the city, and will receive a salary of about $2,320 a month in U.S. dollars, plus annual wage increases, vacation time off and a pension for retirement. While the artists behind the project won't be taking applications until 2025, when the station will be closer to opening, a draft of the help-wanted ad is already available online, as Atlas Obscura reported on Monday.

The job's requirements couldn't be more simple: An employee shows up to the train station each morning and punches the time clock. That, in turn, illuminates an extra bank of fluorescent lights over the platform, letting travelers and commuters know that the otherwise functionless employee is on the job. At the end of the day, the worker returns to clock out, and the lights go off. In between, they can do whatever they want, aside from work at another paying job. They're not even obligated to stay at the station all day long. They can quit or retire and be replaced by another worker anytime they want; otherwise, their employment is guaranteed for life. No specific qualifications are needed, and the artists overseeing the project assured Atlas Obscura thatanyone in the world could apply.

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/An- ... 670047.php

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:44 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
😂

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:26 pm
by HighNDry
Shit, sign me the fuck up.

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:38 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Is there a union health plan?

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:03 pm
by AnalHamster
Not nothing, you have to go to the trainstation and clock in and out every day, you just get to do whatever you want in between. That shit sounds like work.

Seems like their point is anyone with 650k in capital can earn as much as someone working full time, indefinitely, without actually doing anything. Kind of arty I guess, more political.

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:27 pm
by megman
analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:03 pm Not nothing, you have to go to the trainstation and clock in and out every day, you just get to do whatever you want in between. That shit sounds like work.

Seems like their point is anyone with 650k in capital can earn as much as someone working full time, indefinitely, without actually doing anything. Kind of arty I guess, more political.
So, that's a no.

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:32 pm
by Nero
Is this part of AOC's New Green Deal?

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:43 pm
by AnalHamster
It probably is the kind of thing our robot overlords will have us doing.

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:35 pm
by Wut
Not enough money to enjoyably fuck off, I wouldn't take it.

Re: A perfect job for which UJer?

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:42 am
by Systemofaclown
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:35 pm Not enough money to enjoyably fuck off, I wouldn't take it.
Dude it's in Sweden, have you seen their women?