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Dental fuck ups
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:05 pm
by beagleboy
I was at the dentist this week and the hygienist asked if I brush 2x per day (the cleaning took < 10 minutes). I said at least, usually 3x.
That's when I was informed of the stats:
Percent of women who brush their teeth twice a day 56.8 %
Percent of men who brush their teeth twice a day 49 %
Men with Gingivitis > 50%
What the fuck are you people doing?
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:26 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
At least twice.. occassionally 3.. floss before bed.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:47 pm
by CHEEZY17
Twice a day here. Mornings and night. Mostly because I don't have a toothbrush handy at lunch time. Usually I'll pop a piece of gum in if I'm dealing with the public as a just in case measure.
I deal with soccer moms most of the day so I do try to make sure I look, smell and act appropriately. Nothing worse than dealing with an otherwise fairly attractive soccer mom and getting a wiff of some stank breath. There's a few I deal with that I swear haven't brushed in years.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:53 pm
by AnalHamster
I brush once a day, most days. I floss every six months or so before I see the dental hygienist, because I feel bad for her. Flossing is her life and she really seems to care whether I bother or not. I have no fillings, no gum disease. Given the success of my lackadaisical approach I'm inclined to think there's a bit of genetic lottery involved in dental hygiene.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:10 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
analhamster wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:53 pm
I brush once a day, most days. I floss every six months or so before I see the dental hygienist, because I feel bad for her. Flossing is her life and she really seems to care whether I bother or not. I have no fillings, no gum disease. Given the success of my lackadaisical approach I'm inclined to think there's a bit of genetic lottery involved in dental hygiene.
You're British so I'm shocked you've brushed in the past decade..
That said im afraid you're right about genetics. Some folks get lucky.. some don't.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:35 am
by Wut
Twice a day for two minutes with an electric toothbrush followed by a mouthwash.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 6:41 am
by Charliesheen
Only floss the teef you want to keep.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:23 pm
by Who
teeth?
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:32 pm
by donky
When I was a kid they told me to brush hard even if my gums bleed. As an adult they tell me not to brush hard because it erodes away the gums. FTW
Also, Wich one of you assholes go the extra mile and brush the back and sides of your tounge?
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:15 pm
by Reservoir Dog
donky wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:32 pm
Also, Wich one of you assholes go the extra mile and brush the back and sides of your tounge?
Depends if I've gone down on a hooker or not.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 4:29 pm
by QillerDaemon
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:15 pm
donky wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:32 pm
Also, Wich one of you assholes go the extra mile and brush the back and sides of your tounge?
Depends if I've gone down on a hooker or not.
We should ask Howie...
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 4:47 pm
by Geist
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 4:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:15 pm
donky wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:32 pm
Also, Wich one of you assholes go the extra mile and brush the back and sides of your tounge?
Depends if I've gone down on a hooker or not.
We should ask Howie...
He's had a few dental dammits.
Tooth pulled from inside man's nose after losing sense of smell
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:42 pm
by Antknot
Tooth pulled from inside man's nose after losing sense of smell
https://www.foxnews.com/health/tooth-pu ... e-of-smell
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:51 pm
by Geist
Looks like she accidentally sat on a walrus.
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:10 am
by Wut
Geist wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:51 pm
Looks like she accidentally sat on a walrus.
The guy in the movie "Tusk" got a girlfriend?
Re: Dental fuck ups
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:15 am
by B-Tender
Geist wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:51 pm
Looks like she accidentally sat on a walrus.
Was he wearing a visor?