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hits dad with pizza after finding out his father helped deliver him at birth

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) - A Pasco County man became enraged for some reason when he found out his dad helped deliver him at birth. He is in jail after hitting his father with a pizza, authorities said.

Robert Houston, 33, was arrested for domestic battery and booked into the county jail on Thursday, according to a news release.

The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said deputies were called to a home in Holiday and found a slice of pizza on a chair and cheese and sauce all over the area.

Houston's father told deputies he was walking his dogs as his son was on the front porch waiting for a pizza delivery. When the father returned home, Houston shoved the pizza in his face and held him down on a chair and started yelling at him, according to an arrest report.

"The victim began to flail around trying to get the defendant off him at which point the defendant went outside and awaited law enforcement," the report states.

Two other family members collaborated his father's claims, authorities said.

It's still unclear why this news set Houston off.

Deputies said they arrived to find Houston outside of the home.

"He walked up to me and turned around putting his hands behind his back, saying he knows I'm going to take him to jail," a deputy wrote in the report.

Houston was transported to the Land O' Lakes Detention Center where he's being held on a $150 bond, online records show.

Why is it always Pasco County?

There should just be a thread dedicated to shit that goes on in Florida. Another from today.


Elderly Florida woman beat husband, 89, to death with cane, police say



Santa Rosa, Fla. (WEAR-TV) - An Florida elderly woman has been charged in the death of her 89-year-old husband.

According to the report, Ramona Lund struck her husband in the head and face several times with a walking cane.

A neighbor called 911 after seeing Francis Lund lying face down on the porch at the Lund’s residence, reports state.
The neighbor said he thought Mr. Lund had fallen but he noticed blood on his head, so he urged his wife, Ramona Lund, to call 911, reports reveal.
She said she couldn’t find the phone so he called, a report states.
According to the report, dispatch advised the neighbor to administer CPR but it was too late.
Mr. Lund was deceased.
According to the report, deputies found a broken cane on the living room sofa, a bloody night gown draped across the arm of a chair, blood towels and shoes.
Lund, 86, has been arrested and charged with manslaughter.
Her bond is set at $250,000.

Her last name is Lund. In Hindu lund means penis and is pronounced as "land".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lund

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:47 pm Her last name is Lund. In Hindu lund means penis and is pronounced as "land".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lund

Did you really just link to Urbandictionary?

Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:14 am Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

Doesn't FSF usually want penis?

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:10 am

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 11:47 pm Her last name is Lund. In Hindu lund means penis and is pronounced as "land".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lund

Did you really just link to Urbandictionary?

Is the information not correct? There were over 1000 people that agreed, and actually I know this first hand from working with a man from India who used to call people that when he didn't like them.

You tend to be disrespectful & laugh at people a lot when you really don't display much knowledge. URBAN is actually one of the best sources on the web for acronyms too. Have another cigarette, drink another beer, & STFU. Better yet, prove me wrong before you open your mouth.

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:16 am

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:14 am Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

Doesn't FSF usually want penis?

You must, that's why you're in your current situation.

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:14 am Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

He always wants penis. That's a given.
Lund is also a very common surname in Sweden, Denmark, Norway and England.

But the real question here is ... why does FSF know the Hindu word for penis in the first place? Muslim Tinder perhaps?

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:21 am

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:14 am Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

He always wants penis. That's a given.
Lund is also a very common surname in Sweden, Denmark, Norway and England.

But the real question here is ... why does FSF know the Hindu word for penis in the first place? Muslim Tinder perhaps?

I just told you, I worked with a guy that was Hindu, read above dumb ass.

FYAYM https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FYAYM

LOL! Live & learn dimwitt.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:21 am

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:14 am Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

He always wants penis. That's a given.
Lund is also a very common surname in Sweden, Denmark, Norway and England.

But the real question here is ... why does FSF know the Hindu word for penis in the first place? Muslim Tinder perhaps?

Hindu Tinder? Hinder? Open the app and lips of an angel plays on loop

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:19 am

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:16 am

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:14 am Its also a city in Sweden but I guess we can go with penis if that's what he wants.

Doesn't FSF usually want penis?

You must, that's why you're in your current situation.

I'm in this situation because my ex wife was a useless, helpless, and vengeful drain of life that I wouldn't even wish on the most obnoxious posters on this board. Kinda like you, except she has big saggy tits and an ass so big Sir Mixalot set up a tent on it.

Florida man says syringes found in his rectum aren't his

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird ... fc72a59d3d

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:38 am

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:19 am

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:16 am

Doesn't FSF usually want penis?

You must, that's why you're in your current situation.

I'm in this situation because my ex wife was a useless, helpless, and vengeful drain of life that I wouldn't even wish on the most obnoxious posters on this board. Kinda like you, except she has big saggy tits and an ass so big Sir Mixalot set up a tent on it.

Well, at least you're done with her. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a horny Mexican babe.

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:24 am I just told you, I worked with a guy that was Hindu, read above dumb ass.

And you guys sat around talking about penises. Got it.

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:44 am

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:38 am

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:19 am

You must, that's why you're in your current situation.

I'm in this situation because my ex wife was a useless, helpless, and vengeful drain of life that I wouldn't even wish on the most obnoxious posters on this board. Kinda like you, except she has big saggy tits and an ass so big Sir Mixalot set up a tent on it.

Well, at least you're done with her. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a horny Mexican babe.

I have a checklist, Mexican is on it.

California doorbell licker

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/do ... 6c11f0f0fb

captquint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:44 pm Why is it always Pasco County?

One of Florida's premier drive-thru counties...

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:38 pm

captquint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:44 pm Why is it always Pasco County?

One of Florida's premier drive-thru counties...

Now I know why I don't visit Mom