Social distancing fail

[AnalHamster]

I'm getting married. That's what happens when you get quarantined with nothing but each other and an unlimited supply of free beer. Stay safe folks.

[Antknot]

Congrats. Somebody has to offset some of the pending divorces.

[Stapes]

Congrats!! What's his name?

[CaptQuint]

Congratulations and Godspeed

[B-Tender]

It's good to get that pesky first marriage out of the way.

[Wut]

Congrats Hammy! Is it that Eastern European gal?

Mail order Russian? Is her name Melania?

[beagleboy]

I suspect Polish. With Brexit they aren't long for staying in the UK so a marriage would be very convenient.

[B-Tender]

I suspect Polish. With Brexit they aren't long for staying in the UK so a marriage would be very convenient.

I met some really hot Polish girls when I lived in Chicago.

[beagleboy]

I suspect Polish. With Brexit they aren't long for staying in the UK so a marriage would be very convenient.

I met some really hot Polish girls when I lived in Chicago.

You flash a few kielbasa around at a Cubs game and those girls will be all over you.

[B-Tender]

I suspect Polish. With Brexit they aren't long for staying in the UK so a marriage would be very convenient.

I met some really hot Polish girls when I lived in Chicago.

You flash a few kielbasa around at a Cubs game and those girls will be all over you.

You mean while I drink my 16oz can of Old Style?

[AnalHamster]

Congrats Hammy! Is it that Eastern European gal?

Canukistanian this time

[B-Tender]

Congrats Hammy! Is it that Eastern European gal?

Canukistanian this time

Oh, soory.

[FSchmertz]

Congrats Hammy! Is it that Eastern European gal?

Canukistanian this time

Oh, soory.

You mean, sorry that she's Canadian instead of Polish?

[Charliesheen]

He better learn he’s always wrong or the marriage is toast.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Congratulations! Would this be your first marriage?

[FreakShowFanatic]

Congratulations! Would this be your first marriage?

Why does that matter?

Primarily, the reason why it matters is because I'm curious and I'm sure plenty of other people are here too. If you don't give a fuck whatever.

What we're not allowed to get to know people better on this site? Is that what you as a mod here is implying? Get the sand out of your vagina bro.

Remember the vastly more superior mods at the old UJ when compared to you, like Skulker? Try acting more like him. TIA

[AnalHamster]

First go around for me, though I do reserve the right to have a harem in the event of total post apocalyptic societal breakdown.

[Antknot]

First go around for me, though I do reserve the right to have a harem in the event of total post apocalyptic societal breakdown.

Is harem the correct word when there are multiple husbands?

[AnalHamster]

Congrats Hammy! Is it that Eastern European gal?

That actually did not end well

[CHEEZY17]

Congrats Hammy! Is it that Eastern European gal?

Canukistanian this time

Nice. Canadian girls are generally pretty much awesome. Congrats.

[Charliesheen]

Yeah congrats.

Have you met the parents?

[AnalHamster]

Met the mom, we'll probably head on over to Canada when the pandemic passes, where the dad will take me hunting. Gonna bag me some cheap flights and a moose.

[Whackov]

I'm getting married. That's what happens when you get quarantined with nothing but each other and an unlimited supply of free beer. Stay safe folks.

Congrats!

[Antknot]

Yeah congrats.

Have you met the parents?

What was Dudley’s horse named ?

[FSchmertz]

Yeah congrats.

Have you met the parents?

What was Dudley’s horse named ?

Just remove the "-faced" from a description of how she looks, and you've got it.