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So, 10% of the people in the world are left handed. And every year more than 2,500 left handed people die from using right handed products.

I haven't done the math, but that looks like a recipe for extinction.

That number could stem from scissors alone. Idk why more aren't ambidextrous.

My Life Insurance Guy: "Why are you taking out so much life insurance on your son? He's only 8 years old."

Me: "He's left handed."

My Life Insurance Guy: "So, should we make it another million?"

I am left handed, and I have never killed myself with scissors.

PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:57 pm I am left handed, and I have never killed myself with scissors.

Soon ............ soon.

PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:57 pm I am left handed, and I have never killed myself with scissors.

You better knock on some wood quick.

PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:57 pm I am left handed, and I have never killed myself with scissors.

Yet.

Powder burns from shooting are always fun. Can I wear long sleeves? Sure. But that's discrimination and that's wrong.

Geist wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:15 pm Powder burns from shooting are always fun. Can I wear long sleeves? Sure. But that's discrimination and that's wrong.

Buddy of mine is right handed but left eye dominant. Sold his Glock because the ejected brass hit him in forehead or went down his shirt.

Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:25 pm Buddy of mine is right handed but left eye dominant.

Same here.
My dad was a career cop and used to take me and my brother to the cop range on Saturday mornings to teach us how to shoot. A lot of the cops would bring their personal weapons, so I've fired just about everything you can imagine.
Total frustration with all those shells flying in my face and getting in my clothes. I finally just gave up and stuck with revolvers.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:34 pm

Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:25 pm Buddy of mine is right handed but left eye dominant.

Same here.

i wonder if that qualifies for a handicapped parking sticker?

Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:38 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:34 pm

Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:25 pm Buddy of mine is right handed but left eye dominant.

Same here.

i wonder if that qualifies for a handicapped parking sticker?

I should look into that.

I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......

Yardstick across the knuckles?

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:56 pm

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......

Yardstick across the knuckles?

That and the strap.

I'm suing the RC church. For low self-esteem.

I was an altar boy and nobody hit on me. What's wrong with me???

I was slapped straight across the face by one nun for talking to my buddy next to me. Never saw it coming.

Another smacked a science project off my desk onto the floor then put a plastic bag over my head to "fake" suffocate me. I think I was talking again.


The last was in 8th grade and the nun heard me say shit under my breath. She pulled me out into the hall into the boiler room and gave me at least 5 or 6 right, left, right, left slaps to the face. Told me to tuck my shirt in and go back and sit down. She was maybe 4' 11 at most.....lol

Fucking evil bitches man.

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:26 pm I'm suing the RC church. For low self-esteem.

I was an altar boy and nobody hit on me. What's wrong with me???

Flat ass? Too many teeth?

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:26 pm I'm suing the RC church. For low self-esteem.

I was an altar boy and nobody hit on me. What's wrong with me???

Flat ass? Too many teeth?

Must have been. But I think I have a solid case.

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......

Wow. Thats really old school. Just how old are you?

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:17 pm

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......

Wow. Thats really old school. Just how old are you?

57

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:18 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:17 pm

megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......

Wow. Thats really old school. Just how old are you?

57

I had only heard rumors of the nuns "fixing" the unfortunate left handed kids.

I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.

And I hate those green coated scissors?