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Man gets on ship. Sails. Lands. Asks the first person he sees "Which direction is Cathay?"

Man sticks candle through small hole and looks in. Other person present asks "What see?". Man says "not bad".

Man steps off boat, gets pants wet. walks to microphone and says "Hi".

Um...am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on here?

Man sees huge explosion. Quotes Hindu script.

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:44 am Man sticks candle through small hole and looks in. Other person present asks "What see?". Man says "not bad".

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:46 am Man steps off boat, gets pants wet. walks to microphone and says "Hi".

MacArthur

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:42 am Man gets on ship. Sails. Lands. Asks the first person he sees "Which direction is Cathay?"

Columbus

Try harder.

People walk across land. Find lots of ice. Wait patiently for melting. Go hunt.

You are of course free to add your own.

Now it gets a lot tougher.

Be people on ships. Stop and build houses on shore for Winter. Meet the skraelings in Spring.

Be scribes at a church in England. See strange looking ships approaching from the East.

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:49 am Man sees huge explosion. Quotes Hindu script.

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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:17 am Be people on ships. Stop and build houses on shore for Winter. Meet the skraelings in Spring.

Titanic, starring what's his name.

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:49 am Man sees huge explosion. Quotes Hindu script.

Tora, tora, tora.

HighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:49 am Um...am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on here?

Woodstock.

Wut wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:26 pm

HighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:49 am Um...am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on here?

Woodstock.

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:06 am People walk across land. Find lots of ice. Wait patiently for melting. Go hunt.

People cross the Bearing Strait land bridge 11-15,000 years ago during the last Ice Age. Meet multi mile high sheets of glaciers. After a few thousand years of melting, gaps appear and they explode on the N American continent. Hunt every large mammal species to extinction within a few hundred years. And from the archeology records, from the time they went into those gaps, took less than a thousand years to spread the thousands of miles from present day Alaska to the tip of S America.

megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:02 am

That awkward moment when you realize you live in Canada buried under Winter for 6 months with nothing to do with your frustrations but lash out on UJR. FTFY

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:40 am

megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:02 am

That awkward moment when you realize you live in Canada buried under Winter for 6 months with nothing to do with your frustrations but lash out on UJR. FTFY

I've got 6 months of great snowmobiling. What have you got?

megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:42 am

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:40 am

megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:02 am

That awkward moment when you realize you live in Canada buried under Winter for 6 months with nothing to do with your frustrations but lash out on UJR. FTFY

I've got 6 months of great snowmobiling. What have you got?

Idiot politicians 24/7/365.

Where'd ya go?

I'll be right here when you compose a comeback........

P.S. If you can't take it then stop dishing it out.