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When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:26 am
by VinceBordenIII
I mean really embrace the fact that you are going to die.

You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:27 am
by Who
Heretic, burn him @ the stake

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:17 pm
by windrunner
Just now. No one informed me of this. I need to sit down and really rethink my life strategy with this newfound information.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:51 pm
by Antknot
Die? I thought they said I'd someday dye.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:06 pm
by megman
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2019 2:26 am I mean really embrace the fact that you are going to die.

You go first, I’ll tell you if you’re right.
You gonna polish turds for the answer?

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 11:35 pm
by Wut
I discussed with my daughters recently how I want to be buried. Have the mortician paint a clown face on me and bury me at sea, you can do so here.

And I want launched into the sea by a trebuchet.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 11:54 pm
by Stapes
Trebuchet's are totally under utilized nowadays.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:14 am
by CHEEZY17
Mortality? pfff. I proclaim I shall live forever.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:34 am
by DandyDon
Die? I plan on living forever. If I'm wrong, scatter me so some tomatoes will get some life.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:15 am
by megman
June 30, 2016

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:28 pm
by VinceBordenIII
Well I can see my attempt to enrich you fags has failed miserably.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:31 pm
by CaptQuint
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:28 pm Well I can see my attempt to enrich you fags has failed miserably.
You should never attempt it again

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am
by s.murph
2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:05 am
by Blast
s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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Just shut up and send me your record player.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:20 am
by s.murph
Blast wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:05 am
s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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Just shut up and send me your record player.
The Grim Reaper took my record player as a down payment.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:37 am
by Stapes
s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:41 am
by s.murph
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We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:09 am
by Who
s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:41 am '
We had a nice memorial for you. HawkFan cried. Slapaho fell off the wagon with Beach Girl for an alcohol and cocaine fueled orgy in Virginia Beach. I think its time you fulfilled your side of things now.
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Yeah...All those wasted tears. Kinda makes a fella want to put a gun under his chin and...BLAM!!!!!
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Hang in you stupid ignorant asshole till I can get to Orlando and have a drink while you, do what people with 8% kidney function do,
Hugs

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am
by VinceBordenIII
Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
by peterosehaircut
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:18 pm
by PimpDaddy
s.murph wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:14 am 2 months ago when I spent 2 weeks in the hospital getting 45 pounds of fluid drained out of me due to renal failure. I'm currently on a shit load of drugs to squeeze as much as possible out of my 8% kidney function. When that ceases,. I'll be going for dialysis 3 times a week, 4 hours a day. I've also got 70% clogged arteries, a fucked up knee, fucked up back, fucked up stomach and COPD. I've come to grips with death...especially since you fuckers all think I've been dead for a year any ways. At least I've got that going for me... :layrubber:
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Bullshit. They have a salad bar at Golden Corral. Why would you have clogged arteries?

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:39 pm
by Blast
Where's that cocksucker Slappy at to give us a ruling here? I swear you 2 are never around at the same time.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pm
by VinceBordenIII
peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:04 pm
by CHEEZY17
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.
I've thought about starting a troll but it just seems like more effort than I'm willing to put in.

Re: When Did You Confront Your Mortality?

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:25 pm
by Wut
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:04 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:40 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:38 am
VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:56 am Proof of Life, smurph. A current picture. That’s all it would take.
Hello exactly! Their posting styles aren't even close.
My thoughts as well. This is sad. Brings this whole forum into question, imo.
I've thought about starting a troll but it just seems like more effort than I'm willing to put in.
Are you really Cheezy?