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Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 7:58 am
by Antknot
https://www.foxnews.com/us/alligator-florida-pants
Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 1:12 pm
by QillerDaemon
Florida. It always has to be Florida...

Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 3:02 pm
by HighNDry
Biker wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 2:43 pm
That poor alligator.
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 3:05 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 3:54 pm
by PimpDaddy
I keep a python in my pants. Never made the news

Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:23 pm
by Antknot
PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:54 pm
I keep a python in my pants. Never made the news
Pygmie?
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 5:07 pm
by beagleboy
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 5:10 pm
by Reservoir Dog
beagleboy wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 5:07 pm
Excuse me while I whip this out.

Classic!
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 5:54 pm
by PimpDaddy
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 4:23 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:54 pm
I keep a python in my pants. Never made the news
Pygmie?
Reminded me of Rodney.
Flunk me? Flunk him!
BTW, a pygmy python grows to about 20 inches. <drops mic>
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 6:14 pm
by Mtb_man
beagleboy wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 5:07 pm
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Probably one of the best movies of its time.
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 6:26 pm
by megman
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:22 pm
by Blast
PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:54 pm
I keep a python in my pants. Never made the news
That's because it never gets out, and it's an hatchling.
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 1:14 am
by WarmBidetWater
In all fairness, who here hasn't kept an alligator in their pants from time to time?
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 1:24 am
by Antknot
WarmBidetWater wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 1:14 am
In all fairness, who here hasn't kept an alligator in their pants from time to time?
That could explain some of the noises I've heard coming out of my pants.
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 5:12 am
by IncaRoads
Obviously happy to show people her snapper
Re: Woman pulls alligator out of pants.
Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 4:18 pm
by CaptQuint