Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:22 pm
Jesus, what's the matter with you?!
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pm
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:10 pm
Hating children is like hating puppies, it ain't natural.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:14 pm
I disagree. Puppies are cute. They serve a purpose. Hating them is a sign of insanity.Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:10 pmHating children is like hating puppies, it ain't natural.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
You're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pm
Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pmYou're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:53 pm
I never hated children. But seriously hated a lot of parents.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:12 pm
If you say so. But still nobody has ever been able to give a convincing argument as to why children are somehow "sacred" or in any way more important than adults.Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pmYou're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:33 pm
Lol.... Good Lord.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pm
Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.beagleboy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pmIs he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pmYou're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:37 pmJesus, what's the matter with you?!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:47 am
There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pmYes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.beagleboy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pmIs he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pmYou're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:40 pm
I have two kids and a dozen nieces and nephews. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer their company over yours.Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:47 amThere is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pmYes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.beagleboy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pmIs he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pmYou're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pmI fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:48 pm
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:30 pm
I will say this'. There are way too many kids walking around feeling speshal. Their speciality is zero self-awareness, no manners, etc.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:54 pm
Charlie, are you saying you didn't have a chip on your shoulder at 21?Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:30 pm I will say this'. There are way too many kids walking around feeling speshal. Their speciality is zero self-awareness, no manners, etc.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pm
A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.
I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 pm
You're a guy, which means I don't want to fuck you. So, I have no use for your company anyway.Wut wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:40 pmI have two kids and a dozen nieces and nephews. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer their company over yours.Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:47 amThere is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:13 pmYes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.beagleboy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:42 pmIs he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pmYou're fucked in the head.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:58 pm
I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:11 pm
TL:DRDeathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pmA long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.
I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pm
TL:DRBurn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:11 pmTL:DRDeathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pmA long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.
I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids
Burn1Dwn has no reading comprehension skills.
I didn't get "cucked", moron. I was still getting laid, otherwise I wouldn't have even been there. You did see where I mentioned "less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck", yes? And it's not like I wasn't putting it in other girls at the same time.
That screaming bag of shit didn't keep me from getting laid. It kept me from staying asleep, which is almost as bad.
I don't know that I'd say I tried to kill it. And I hated all kids WAY before that period of time. Read, and comprehend, before your pea brain tries to formulate a response.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:18 pm
i thought he did pretty well with a response to something he didn't read.Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:16 pmRead, and comprehend, before your pea brain tries to formulate a response.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pm
Either that or he's horribly overcompensating for his latent feelings of pedophilia.Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:11 pmTL:DRDeathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pmA long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.
I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:22 pm
Not even remotely. Gross.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:19 pmEither that or he's horribly overcompensating for his latent feelings of pedophilia.Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:11 pmTL:DRDeathproof wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:01 pmA long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.
I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.
Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:26 pm
Deathproof is one of the biggest assholes on this board and he actually brags that he's selfish & abusive towards kids & fucks disgusting whores instead of being ashamed about it.
Oh gee, if only I could be like Deathproof... Something went wrong with your drug-ridden upbringing son because you are a minus on this planet. Did your parents abuse you when you were a kid?
Oh gee, if only I could be like Deathproof... Something went wrong with your drug-ridden upbringing son because you are a minus on this planet. Did your parents abuse you when you were a kid?