LOLZ (NSFW)

[CaptQuint]

[Mtb_man]

She looks fun.

[megman]

[Reservoir Dog]

New Jersey!

[Stapes]

The New Jersey candle must smell either like Pine cones or Ocean breezes.....so refreshing.

[Blast]

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Should have used muslims and a goat.

[Deathproof]

The New Jersey candle must smell either like Pine cones or Ocean breezes.....so refreshing.

Or it could have the authentic scent of New Jersey: burning garbage, sweaty guidos, and misery.

[Stapes]

[media]

[FreakShowFanatic]

The New Jersey candle must smell either like Pine cones or Ocean breezes.....so refreshing.

Or it could have the authentic scent of New Jersey: burning garbage, sweaty guidos, and misery.

This

Awwww. My little bitch boy Biker doesn't like me & knows I'm from NJ, so an ignorant fucking racist like him has to quantify this as if everything from NJ is bad. Show me the facts and statistics as opposed to the jokes and bullshit that make that true Biker. NJ happens to be the biggest suburb of NYC, which happens to be the greatest city on the planet. Besides that NJ is the Garden State with beautiful land and ocean. We have the best education and highest salaries compared to any other state in the US.

Before you agree with fucking morons and follow your own natural hatred study the facts chump. I live in Morris county NJ, close to Trump's golf course. Start there, and explain to me why that neighborhood is such a bad place to live in.

Christ, Biker is such a fucking liar and an asshole.

[Deathproof]

The New Jersey candle must smell either like Pine cones or Ocean breezes.....so refreshing.

Or it could have the authentic scent of New Jersey: burning garbage, sweaty guidos, and misery.

This

Awwww. My little bitch boy Biker doesn't like me & knows I'm from NJ, so an ignorant fucking racist like him has to quantify this as if everything from NJ is bad. Show me the facts and statistics as opposed to the jokes and bullshit that make that true Biker. NJ happens to be the biggest suburb of NYC, which happens to be the greatest city on the planet.

Don't you all love how, when people point out that New Jersey is the irritated, unwiped asshole of America, the troglodytes who populate it leap to its defense by pointing out what it's near? It's never good things about Jersey itself, but that it's near good things, like the ocean and New York.
The fact is that New Jersey is to New York what Mexico is to the United States. If God was gonna give the planet an enema, He would stick the nozzle in Red Bank, and Tom's River would be the collection basin.
It's not for nothing that New Jerseys unofficial state song is Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" -- a song about getting the fuck out of New Jersey.

[Stapes]

What's wrong with Red Bank and toms River?

[Deathproof]

What's wrong with Red Bank and toms River?

They're in New Jersey.

[FreakShowFanatic]

The New Jersey candle must smell either like Pine cones or Ocean breezes.....so refreshing.

Or it could have the authentic scent of New Jersey: burning garbage, sweaty guidos, and misery.

This

Awwww. My little bitch boy Biker doesn't like me & knows I'm from NJ, so an ignorant fucking racist like him has to quantify this as if everything from NJ is bad. Show me the facts and statistics as opposed to the jokes and bullshit that make that true Biker. NJ happens to be the biggest suburb of NYC, which happens to be the greatest city on the planet.

Don't you all love how, when people point out that New Jersey is the irritated, unwiped asshole of America, the troglodytes who populate it leap to its defense by pointing out what it's near? It's never good things about Jersey itself, but that it's near good things, like the ocean and New York.
The fact is that New Jersey is to New York what Mexico is to the United States. If God was gonna give the planet an enema, He would stick the nozzle in Red Bank, and Tom's River would be the collection basin.
It's not for nothing that New Jerseys unofficial state song is Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" -- a song about getting the fuck out of New Jersey.

You babble on in a distorted way and it means nothing son.

[Deathproof]

The New Jersey candle must smell either like Pine cones or Ocean breezes.....so refreshing.

Or it could have the authentic scent of New Jersey: burning garbage, sweaty guidos, and misery.

This

Awwww. My little bitch boy Biker doesn't like me & knows I'm from NJ, so an ignorant fucking racist like him has to quantify this as if everything from NJ is bad. Show me the facts and statistics as opposed to the jokes and bullshit that make that true Biker. NJ happens to be the biggest suburb of NYC, which happens to be the greatest city on the planet.

Don't you all love how, when people point out that New Jersey is the irritated, unwiped asshole of America, the troglodytes who populate it leap to its defense by pointing out what it's near? It's never good things about Jersey itself, but that it's near good things, like the ocean and New York.
The fact is that New Jersey is to New York what Mexico is to the United States. If God was gonna give the planet an enema, He would stick the nozzle in Red Bank, and Tom's River would be the collection basin.
It's not for nothing that New Jerseys unofficial state song is Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" -- a song about getting the fuck out of New Jersey.

You babble on in a distorted way and it means nothing son.

Dude, even that little illegal mexican you're married to knows how much Jersey licks balls, and she's not even here legally. Look:

[Stapes]

Or it could have the authentic scent of New Jersey: burning garbage, sweaty guidos, and misery.

This

Awwww. My little bitch boy Biker doesn't like me & knows I'm from NJ, so an ignorant fucking racist like him has to quantify this as if everything from NJ is bad. Show me the facts and statistics as opposed to the jokes and bullshit that make that true Biker. NJ happens to be the biggest suburb of NYC, which happens to be the greatest city on the planet.

Don't you all love how, when people point out that New Jersey is the irritated, unwiped asshole of America, the troglodytes who populate it leap to its defense by pointing out what it's near? It's never good things about Jersey itself, but that it's near good things, like the ocean and New York.
The fact is that New Jersey is to New York what Mexico is to the United States. If God was gonna give the planet an enema, He would stick the nozzle in Red Bank, and Tom's River would be the collection basin.
It's not for nothing that New Jerseys unofficial state song is Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" -- a song about getting the fuck out of New Jersey.

You babble on in a distorted way and it means nothing son.

Dude, even that little illegal mexican you're married to knows how much Jersey licks balls, and she's not even here legally. Look:

Where do you live douche bag?

[Stapes]

[Stapes]

[Deathproof]

This

Awwww. My little bitch boy Biker doesn't like me & knows I'm from NJ, so an ignorant fucking racist like him has to quantify this as if everything from NJ is bad. Show me the facts and statistics as opposed to the jokes and bullshit that make that true Biker. NJ happens to be the biggest suburb of NYC, which happens to be the greatest city on the planet.

Don't you all love how, when people point out that New Jersey is the irritated, unwiped asshole of America, the troglodytes who populate it leap to its defense by pointing out what it's near? It's never good things about Jersey itself, but that it's near good things, like the ocean and New York.
The fact is that New Jersey is to New York what Mexico is to the United States. If God was gonna give the planet an enema, He would stick the nozzle in Red Bank, and Tom's River would be the collection basin.
It's not for nothing that New Jerseys unofficial state song is Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" -- a song about getting the fuck out of New Jersey.

You babble on in a distorted way and it means nothing son.

Dude, even that little illegal mexican you're married to knows how much Jersey licks balls, and she's not even here legally. Look:

Where do you live douche bag?

I go back and forth between Illinois and Florida. Got homes in each.

[CHEEZY17]

Holy shit. That broad is fucked.
If that Hi-lo driver was one of my guys I'd have his ass. Thats why you always put your forks down when not in use.

[Charliesheen]

Holy shit. That broad is fucked.
If that Hi-lo driver was one of my guys I'd have his ass. Thats why you always put your forks down when not in use.

Yep. Gotta put em down when going anywhere, anyways.

[windrunner]

Holy shit. That broad is fucked.
If that Hi-lo driver was one of my guys I'd have his ass. Thats why you always put your forks down when not in use.

Yep. Gotta put em down when going anywhere, anyways.

I like how her bag flips up on the fork and stays there.

[Deathproof]

Holy shit. That broad is fucked.
If that Hi-lo driver was one of my guys I'd have his ass. Thats why you always put your forks down when not in use.

So, wait, the girl had zero responsibility to watch where she was fucking going?

[CHEEZY17]

Holy shit. That broad is fucked.
If that Hi-lo driver was one of my guys I'd have his ass. Thats why you always put your forks down when not in use.

So, wait, the girl had zero responsibility to watch where she was fucking going?

Of course she does but there is a reason that every fork lift safety manual ever written will tell you to lower your forks if they are not in use. This can be either stationary or while moving. Its just not a good idea to have long giant pieces of metal that can be hard to see sticking out into the air. Thats an OSHA violation right there.

[Charliesheen]

Impact to the back of the head probably worse than the fork.

[Animal]

he was using his fucking smart phone. big surprise.