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reminds me of Mark "disco" doolittle. He told me he bought a penis pump wanting to try to make his "4 inch (that's pretty big isn't it?)" bigger and he said it really did work when you had your dick in it but then it would shrink back to normal when he took his dick back out. "but it feels really good". So, a few weeks later I asked him how the old pump was working and he looked sad "Oh the bulb thing you squeeze to pump it broke off and I tried to tape it back on but that didn't work so I threw it away " and I was "damn, that sucks, or I guess it doesn't!". Then he said "worse than that, I went to use my vibrator after I broke the pump and the batteries went dead and I didn't have any new batteries, so I just gave up that night".
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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jsdspif wrote: Tue Aug 19, 2025 2:30 pm reminds me of Mark "disco" doolittle. He told me he bought a penis pump wanting to try to make his "4 inch (that's pretty big isn't it?)" bigger and he said it really did work when you had your dick in it but then it would shrink back to normal when he took his dick back out. "but it feels really good". So, a few weeks later I asked him how the old pump was working and he looked sad "Oh the bulb thing you squeeze to pump it broke off and I tried to tape it back on but that didn't work so I threw it away " and I was "damn, that sucks, or I guess it doesn't!". Then he said "worse than that, I went to use my vibrator after I broke the pump and the batteries went dead and I didn't have any new batteries, so I just gave up that night".
Top tier J-Bird post right there. Bravo.
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Here's another one for you. My son when he was 14 or so was seeing a girl and she was pretty cute and one day he told me that he bought the girl a new jacket and she gave him a blowjob, so how did old J-bird respond to that? "Wow! What would she give me if I bought her the whole outfit?". So maybe a week or 2 later I go pick him and her up at the roller rink and we have to take her to where her mother lives as she just moved in with her fiance' and she said all serious "The guy my mom is marrying said he needs to talk to you when you drop me off" . So I'm thinking the worst case deal. So I get there and walk in and who's her mom marrying? You guessed it , Disco Doolittle. I about shit and the first thing he said was "Hi, you always did sell the best acid!"
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Possible logo update following Cracker Barrel's lead
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Because of course she's a leftist white woman (apologies for 'sucking the life out of this forum' with posts like this)

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Biker wrote: Mon Aug 25, 2025 5:39 pm Because of course she's a leftist white woman (apologies for 'sucking the life out of this forum' with posts like this)

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Hmm, I thought that was their base clientele.
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Classic Chappelle: Black Bush

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Animal wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2025 9:00 pm
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unlike BG. Slappy is not aging all that well.
This was fuckin funny!
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Sandflea720 wrote: Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:28 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2025 9:00 pm
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unlike BG. Slappy is not aging all that well.
This was fuckin funny!
The slap comment part!
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Sandflea720 wrote: Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:31 am
Sandflea720 wrote: Mon Sep 08, 2025 2:28 am
Animal wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2025 9:00 pm
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unlike BG. Slappy is not aging all that well.
This was fuckin funny!
The slap comment part!
i'm okay with waiting months for someone to come along and appreciate things.
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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:lol:
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Ain't gunna lie, I'd watch that!^^^^^^
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peterosehaircut wrote: Thu Sep 18, 2025 6:10 am Ain't gunna lie, I'd watch that!^^^^^^
Well, I don't know about Jackie & Lola, but I know the pic on the right is fake. Photo-shopped pic of Chloe Bennett
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How about with these girls?
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"One" of them (Carmen), just got married
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https://x.com/Ikennect/status/1945891576581865502


The things you don't say to your wife...LOL
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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i heard on the radio that Macron and his wife are submitting legal documents to a US court today that confirm that his wife is a woman. I think some of the proof is photographic proof.

And, "no", I don't know if that's a picture of her making a sandwich or not.
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