LOLZ (NSFW)

[jsdspif]

reminds me of Mark "disco" doolittle. He told me he bought a penis pump wanting to try to make his "4 inch (that's pretty big isn't it?)" bigger and he said it really did work when you had your dick in it but then it would shrink back to normal when he took his dick back out. "but it feels really good". So, a few weeks later I asked him how the old pump was working and he looked sad "Oh the bulb thing you squeeze to pump it broke off and I tried to tape it back on but that didn't work so I threw it away " and I was "damn, that sucks, or I guess it doesn't!". Then he said "worse than that, I went to use my vibrator after I broke the pump and the batteries went dead and I didn't have any new batteries, so I just gave up that night".

[Homebrew]