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deadpetals wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:54 pm ^ I saw that earlier and lol'd at the "no blacks" part.

Update: I've switched out coffee for tea for about 3 weeks and it's completely changed my levels of anxiety. I'm pms'ing this week and I'm insanely randy and my man works too much to do it with me. (That's not a job opening).
Put the coffee on, I'll be by round 9 with bacon egg and cheese
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:44 pm


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This guy is either a nutjob or a freakin genius. He needs to eliminate the "no blacks" part though. He should greet any and all interest whatsoever with open arms.
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:02 pm
deadpetals wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:54 pm ^ I saw that earlier and lol'd at the "no blacks" part.

Update: I've switched out coffee for tea for about 3 weeks and it's completely changed my levels of anxiety. I'm pms'ing this week and I'm insanely randy and my man works too much to do it with me. (That's not a job opening).
Put the coffee on, I'll be by round 9 with bacon egg and cheese


She is a Jersey girl. You have to make that a Pork Roll, egg and cheese.
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Stapes wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:04 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:02 pm
deadpetals wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:54 pm ^ I saw that earlier and lol'd at the "no blacks" part.

Update: I've switched out coffee for tea for about 3 weeks and it's completely changed my levels of anxiety. I'm pms'ing this week and I'm insanely randy and my man works too much to do it with me. (That's not a job opening).
Put the coffee on, I'll be by round 9 with bacon egg and cheese


She is a Jersey girl. You have to make that a Pork Roll, egg and cheese.
One time I slept on her couch and we went to get breakfast at a deli she wanted the bacon
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Bacon is always acceptable. :)
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Stapes wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:15 pm Bacon is always acceptable. :)
I enjoy pork roll very much, but only if it's the real deal.

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Many places if you ask for Taylor Ham you get some other brand or sometimes just standard ham :doh:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/t ... -pork-roll
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deadpetals wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:42 pm I enjoy many pork products indeed, but my parts of Jersey call it Taylor Ham. 😎

Yup. I think Taylor Ham is more of a North Jersey thing. Jersey shore either is acceptable but 90% probably say Pork Roll.
Taylor Ham is the only acceptable Pork Roll product.

Now I'm hungry


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WTC is sitting down for breakfast before starting his day at the man camp


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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:06 pm WTC is sitting down for breakfast before starting his day at the man camp


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You had him at "pork roll".
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:44 pm
Who wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:36 am How many guys are sending monthly support payments for kids they didn’t father? Sorry if we covered this 5 years ago
This you?

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It’s a question for Evvan, she had some guy paying child support for someone else’s kid, if my feeble memory is correct
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what in the fuck? i feel like a foreigner in my own country.
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Flumper wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:42 pm what in the fuck? i feel like a foreigner in my own country.
Are you on the border?
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Stapes wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:01 pm
deadpetals wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:42 pm I enjoy many pork products indeed, but my parts of Jersey call it Taylor Ham. 😎

Yup. I think Taylor Ham is more of a North Jersey thing. Jersey shore either is acceptable but 90% probably say Pork Roll.
Taylor Ham is the only acceptable Pork Roll product.

Now I'm hungry


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Yep, it’s taylor ham up here in north NJ. God, I could go for a Taylor ham and cheese sandwich right now.
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