Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first

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Who has made a motion that we round up all measurements. so i guess we will need to vote on that.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:26 pm Who has made a motion that we round up all measurements. so i guess we will need to vote on that.
Round it to what? I'm sure he'd not be in favor or rounding it to the nearest millimeter.
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Blast wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:11 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:26 pm Who has made a motion that we round up all measurements. so i guess we will need to vote on that.
Round it to what? I'm sure he'd not be in favor or rounding it to the nearest millimeter.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:32 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:07 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"

I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Is a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".
Well.. sure I guess.. but 5" isn't even really a dagger, let alone a sword.. more like a pocket knife.
but i don't have to fake orgasms with 5 inchers...so call it what you want but its my preference. :swords:
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:02 pm
Who’s Penis wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:49 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:32 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:07 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm what is your definition of "big dick?"

I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Is a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".
Well.. sure I guess.. but 5" isn't even really a dagger, let alone a sword.. more like a pocket knife.
but i don't have to fake orgasms with 5 inchers...so call it what you want but its my preference. :swords:
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first

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Who wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:25 am Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
The grand finale? I'll work on it.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:26 pm Who has made a motion that we round up all measurements. so i guess we will need to vote on that.
It's crucial that well all follow the same measurement system. Are we going from the top or the bottom? Allowed the cheat by pushing back the fupa? If you want an accurate measurement it has to be done during a period of maximum arousal.
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Geist wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:33 pm
Who wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:25 am Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
The grand finale? I'll work on it.
That or an updated pic of FP’s tatas so I can update my spreadsheet
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Who wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:36 pm
Geist wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:33 pm
Who wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:25 am Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
The grand finale? I'll work on it.
That or an updated pic of FP’s tatas so I can update my spreadsheet
I will work on getting you a picture of my soon-to-be ex-wife's breasts.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:02 pm
Who’s Penis wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:49 pm
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You don’t care for old man dick?
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So Geist, what’s up? You have a new job? No longer in corrections? What are you doing, now?
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Geist wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:27 am
Who wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:36 pm
Geist wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:33 pm
Who wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:25 am Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
The grand finale? I'll work on it.
That or an updated pic of FP’s tatas so I can update my spreadsheet
I will work on getting you a picture of my soon-to-be ex-wife's breasts.
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