SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[WestTexasCrude]

I'm still alive! barely.....How ya'll been?

This isn’t funny I need proof like a pic with a newspaper.

Evvan, it's a troll that has no clue what smurph meant to us.

[WestTexasCrude]

Next time someone decides to run a Smurph troll, just one tip - Smurph has never only used a single exclamation point.

Also, the real Smurph would have had 150 posts already.

Hell, he'd have that by 3PM today

[CaptQuint]

I don't know though the half a steering wheel thing kinda convinced me

I guess the top could break off

[s.murph]

My girlfriend sold my golfcart while I was in "The Home."

[Who]

My girlfriend sold my golfcart while I was in "The Home."

I believe you, you fucking fat retard

[HighNDry]

Maybe CO stands for Corral.

[WestTexasCrude]

Hell, this troll is too smart. Would never think to make the trip from FL to CT at night and realize at the end he never activated his headlights.

[Who]

Hell, this troll is too smart. Would never think to make the trip from FL to CT at night and realize at the end he never activated his headlights.

And you're too fucking stupid. IP addresses get spoofed all the time, they have me in Kansas half the time.

Go back to doing what you do best, whining about post counts

[megman]

IP check on isle 3....

Well, his IP does check out to just a bit east of where his trailer was out on East Colonial near UCF...

It’s not him it’s someone in CO

So who's right?

[Stapes]

Troll. Smurph would have been regaling us all night with crazy cooky adventures of his missing time. This person is a sham.

[Who]

Troll. Smurph would have been regaling us all night with crazy cooky adventures of his missing time. This person is a sham.

If he were healthy, dude has health issues, it took him over a week to register.

[VinceBordenIII]

Its not cool to pretend to be smurph. If he’s dead, let him be dead.

[Who]

You fuckers are really stupid

https://insanetrain.com/showthread.php? ... h-has-died

[kwebber]

You fuckers are really stupid

https://insanetrain.com/showthread.php? ... h-has-died

If this really is Smurf, and my post at IT got him here, then that should more than make up for Who showing up!!

[Whackov]

I'm still alive! barely.....How ya'll been?

Hello you cocksucker. Glad to hear that you are alive and kicking.

[Blast]

Until I see that ugly mug, I'm not a believer.

[hawkfan8812]

[Animal]

How in the hell would a hurricane break a steering wheel in half and yet leave the car functional?

Regardless, this thread did lead to a few good things. I had no idea this place was still around.

https://insanetrain.com/showthread.php? ... om-(NSFW-)

[kwebber]

The person who replied on my post on IT has had the name Smuprh since 2015. So unless someone created a troll account 4 years ago, I don't know. If someone did create a Smurph troll account 4 years ago, and now is taking the opportunity to use it, that's some deep trolling there.

[megman]

The person who replied on my post on IT has had the name Smuprh since 2015. So unless someone created a troll account 4 years ago, I don't know. If someone did create a Smurph troll account 4 years ago, and now is taking the opportunity to use it, that's some deep trolling there.

For some the interwebs is serious bidness.

[Thewalruss]

Can someone get to the bottom of this, it's like I'm watching the curse of oak island.

[HighNDry]

Can someone get to the bottom of this, it's like I'm watching the curse of oak island.

There’s no fucking treasure here or on Oak Island.

[Nero]

Can someone get to the bottom of this, it's like I'm watching the curse of oak island.

There’s no fucking treasure here or on Oak Island.

Right after the commercial break, they are going to find something.

[VinceBordenIII]

Some things are uncool. Pretending to be a dead, popular poster is one of them.

[donky]

Where the fuck is Ack at?