No. I just showed her the TV commercial with Sally Struthers.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:30 pm Did you tell your wife that joke and the origin of it about a starving child trying to survive?
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His “poop wife”. LOL. See, FSF, this is why you keep shit (pun intended in this case) to yourself.captquint wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:38 pmFSF says there was a time when mods would handle the attacks on his poop wife. Then claims they have been going on for 5 yearsFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:27 pmThere was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pmMaybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pmMaybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.![]()
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This is why he lost the "first to get caught lying" bet and got banned.captquint wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:38 pmFSF says there was a time when mods would handle the attacks on his poop wife. Then claims they have been going on for 5 yearsFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:27 pmThere was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pmMaybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pmMaybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.![]()
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I see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
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New Jersey married successful wife 401k millions of dollars yada yada yada
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Yes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
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If you don't care why do you keep bringing it up? You should ask RD if his mom is still a whore.
part time electrician lives in a shack with no 401k and his mother lives in a drug infested area in Florida -- I really don't fuckin' care so STFU loser.
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Dude is an uncontrollable liar
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You'll have to do some digging. Are your knees up to it?Biker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:47 pmsmart ass bitch her number to me.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pmYes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
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Do you want me to keep talking about it on UJ for years to come and every chance I get? My wife is starving in a war when she was 2 and allegedly (from what her sister said) was so hungry she picked a few pieces of corn out of her shit. Then you change it around like my wife always and currently eats shit like it's funny or something. Is it funny that your mother is/was a whore? I personally don't think so. Maybe you need to STFU for a change.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pmYes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
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You do what you gotta do.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:52 pmDo you want me to keep talking about it on UJ for years to come and every chance I get? My wife is starving in a war when she was 2 and allegedly (from what her sister said) was so hungry she picked a few pieces of corn out of her shit. Then you change it around like my wife always and currently eats shit like it's funny or something. Is it funny that your mother is/was a whore? I personally don't think so. Maybe you need to STFU for a change.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pmYes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
Be strong.![]()
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Somehow I don't think RD will dance for us the way you do every time it's brought up.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:52 pmDo you want me to keep talking about it on UJ for years to come and every chance I get? My wife is starving in a war when she was 2 and allegedly (from what her sister said) was so hungry she picked a few pieces of corn out of her shit. Then you change it around like my wife always and currently eats shit like it's funny or something. Is it funny that your mother is/was a whore? I personally don't think so. Maybe you need to STFU for a change.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pmYes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
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Fuck off truck boy you ignorant little bitch. Nobody was talking to you. Yeah, I have a wife that I love and stand up for. You're too much of a pussy to have something like that.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:31 amSomehow I don't think RD will dance for us the way you do every time it's brought up.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:52 pmDo you want me to keep talking about it on UJ for years to come and every chance I get? My wife is starving in a war when she was 2 and allegedly (from what her sister said) was so hungry she picked a few pieces of corn out of her shit. Then you change it around like my wife always and currently eats shit like it's funny or something. Is it funny that your mother is/was a whore? I personally don't think so. Maybe you need to STFU for a change.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pmYes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pmHow about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.
Be strong.![]()
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:45 amFuck off truck boy you ignorant little bitch. Nobody was talking to you. Yeah, I have a wife that I love and stand up for. You're too much of a pussy to have something like that.peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:31 amSomehow I don't think RD will dance for us the way you do every time it's brought up.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:52 pmDo you want me to keep talking about it on UJ for years to come and every chance I get? My wife is starving in a war when she was 2 and allegedly (from what her sister said) was so hungry she picked a few pieces of corn out of her shit. Then you change it around like my wife always and currently eats shit like it's funny or something. Is it funny that your mother is/was a whore? I personally don't think so. Maybe you need to STFU for a change.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:46 pmYes. My mother was a whore. What else you got?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 pmI see you skipped right over this one RD. I'm not surprised. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather have an awesome successful wife like I have that once picked corn out of her shit when she was 2 trying to survive, than having a whore for a mother. Think about it my little bitch.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:34 pm How about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.![]()
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