Charges Against Jussi3e Smollett DROPPED!

[Reservoir Dog]

All I know is that my wife called me and she told me she's gonna come home shortly from the gym and fix me up a plate of pasta with her home made meat sauce.

If I were you, I'd be asking her what her definition of "gym sauce" is.

That has everything to do with you being abused by your mother & me being intelligent enough to love my wife & know her true intentions.

So you eat her "gym sauce" willingly? That's kind of warped, dude.

[AnalHamster]

All I know is that my wife called me and she told me she's gonna come home shortly from the gym and fix me up a plate of pasta with her home made meat sauce.

Is it a brown sauce with bits of corn in it?

[Reservoir Dog]

All I know is that my wife called me and she told me she's gonna come home shortly from the gym and fix me up a plate of pasta with her home made meat sauce.

Is it a brown sauce with bits of corn in it?

She goes to the gym, gets royally stuffed with some real man meat. She drains her vag into a plastic sandwich bag, and then runs home to pour the "gym sauce" into whatever she is cooking for him.
He knows. He accepts it. He eats it.

[Cassandros]

Any takers on the perspective that this has been a condoned publicity stunt, start to finish?

Meaning you think the police were in on it?

Highly, highly doubtful. In fact, 99.9% chance of nope.

Why?

You got a serious crime that is getting a slap on the wrist and the details concealed... the Chicago PD gets a much needed 'gentler look', the actor gets a bunch of publicity that will lead to more work and more pay for his handlers, errr... agent. Seems like a win-win, and very plausible.

Why do you think there is a 99.9% chance that well-connected people aren't working with one another for common goals?

Because they're working against each other in very public ways, including suing the dumbass, and anyone involved would be committing serious federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison level crimes risking their freedom and pensions, and it would be a conspiracy involving many people which hasn't leaked (that's where literally all conspiracy theories fall down), and the scheme was so transparent and stupid that it simply can't have been planned in advance by people competent enough to reach high levels of civil service. If there is a network of conspiracists stupid enough to have planned this crime, they are too stupid to now successfully cover it up.

The idea that a conspiracy needs tons of people to keep quiet is largely stupid. It only takes a couple people in the right places to make the calls needed to sweep this thing under the rug.

You also seem unaware of the Peter Principle if you think competence comes with position.

The secondary squabble between the parties seems like a circus side-show designed to deflect critical thought about what just happened. But then, that is par for course...

[CHEEZY17]

All I know is that my wife called me and she told me she's gonna come home shortly from the gym and fix me up a plate of pasta with her home made meat sauce.

Apparently Diego gave her such a solid drilling that now she feels guilty. Congrats?

[Animal]

this story would be such a nothing at all event if it weren't for its ties to politics.