Piqued by the hairy yet female anal orifice, an elderly male has waddled into view. Not enamoured of the newly homosexual mainstream, he tries his luck with the traditional mating dance. Thus far the female appears unimpressed, but competition is low and hope remains.
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:55 pm
by HighNDry
David Attenborough wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:39 pm
Piqued by the hairy yet female anal orifice, an elderly male has waddled into view. Not enamoured of the newly homosexual mainstream, he tries his luck with the traditional mating dance. Thus far the female appears unimpressed, but competition is low and hope remains.
LOL
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:48 pm
by Peter Fitzeasy
David Attenborough wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:39 pm
Piqued by the hairy yet female anal orifice, an elderly male has waddled into view. Not enamoured of the newly homosexual mainstream, he tries his luck with the traditional mating dance. Thus far the female appears unimpressed, but competition is low and hope remains.
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:35 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndd .......... I'm done.
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:35 pm
Aw come on that’s not cool
Ya, you damn near got it in her eye.
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:58 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:35 pm
Aw come on that’s not cool
Well stop being so fuckin' good looking!
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:10 pm
by AnalHamster
Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:13 pm
by CaptQuint
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:10 pm
Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.
Apologize
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:14 pm
by Reservoir Dog
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:10 pm
Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.
And at funerals.
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:50 pm
by Who
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:10 pm
Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:10 pm
Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.
Apologize
Feminism is a mental health disorder
A real friend would have stopped her from doing that.
AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:10 pm
Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.
Apologize
When she noticed he was cranking one out she couldnt have moved away? Sorry, babe. Getting the spunk to fly isnt an instantaneous thing so if you got hit with a giant load of meat juice thats your fault.
Re: Dick pic thread at a sausage fest
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:33 pm
by AnalHamster
I guess I'm not much of a feminist but if I saw a hot chick randomly doing sexy dancing on the tube, that's not actually going to reduce her chances of getting a faceful of baby blatter.
