Page 2 of 3
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
by Reservoir Dog
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:37 pm
by megman
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
I think we should hear from the sister.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:01 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
Derp derp
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:03 am
by Blast
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:01 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
Derp derp
Thought you had higher standards than to let a guy that says derp bone you.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
by Reservoir Dog
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am
You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a
REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:12 am
by Who
We can start a post your penis thread to settle this
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am
You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a
REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.
Nuff said.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:21 am
by Who
Have you heard of head and shoulders?
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:02 am
by HighNDry
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am
You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a
REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.
Nuff said.
Christ, your penis must be 2 feet long.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:25 am
by Who
Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:29 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
HighNDry wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:02 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am
You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a
REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.
Nuff said.
Christ, your penis must be 2 feet long.
Lol
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:02 pm
by CaptQuint
John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:18 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:02 pm
John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
John Gotti says, "you have a fine car there."
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:20 pm
by CaptQuint
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:27 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
Hey that kinda looks like my old Av.. which was me incidentally. No clue what happened to it.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 pm
by CaptQuint
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:02 pm
John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
John Gotti says, "you have a fine car there."
Mario Andretti disapproves
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"
I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:57 pm
by CaptQuint
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"
I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Is a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:07 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"
I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Is a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".
Well.. sure I guess.. but 5" isn't even really a dagger, let alone a sword.. more like a pocket knife.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:13 pm
by Animal
i would like to nominate jack rabbit slim to be the captain of the penis authority committee.
and i would also like to nominate Evvan to be captain of the honest women on the internet for a change committee. thanks.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:14 pm
by CaptQuint
Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:16 pm
by Animal
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:14 pm
Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
geist already volunteered to handle the penis measuring duties.
Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:21 pm
by CaptQuint
Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:16 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:14 pm
Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
geist already volunteered to handle the penis measuring duties.
Who will be upset, but Geist has better vision
