Guess UJR'ers real first names.

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I've been open and honest about my first name.
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Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:19 pm Leave Hawkfan's kids out of this.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:32 pm I've been open and honest about my first name.
Gilbert?
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:32 pm I've been open and honest about my first name.
Quentin?
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I thought it was Wendell.
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Diller, Phyllis?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:47 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:35 pm AH = Nigel
FSF = Francis
WTC = Desmond
CQ = Gavin
Megman = Cody
Biker = Clifford
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keep it going.
Desmond? Really? I have a first name that is frequently spelled in 2 different ways.
Cindy or Cindi?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:47 pm Desmond? Really? I have a first name that is frequently spelled in 2 different ways.
Desmend?
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FSF- Leroy
WTC- Lester
ResDog- Rich
AH- Carol
Biker- Timothy Ann
Geist- Art
Quint- Judy
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Blast- Chip
Cheezy- Vern
Stapes- Riley
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Who- Oliver
Slap- Jennifer
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Megman- Meghan
Visionary- Harry
Gunz- Joseph Merrick
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HighnDry- Wilson
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Timothy Ann

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necronomous wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:14 pm HighnDry- Wilson
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After the whole freakshow/butunit saga, didnt we find out that Freakshows name is Glenn?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:35 pm After the whole freakshow/butunit saga, didnt we find out that Freakshows name is Glenn?
It wouldn’t surprise me. Glenn is a douche name.
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I do know Gunzen's name is Frank. It's on the cover of his book. :)
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Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:56 pm I do know Gunzen's name is Frank. It's on the cover of his book. :)
But he prefers Francis.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:42 pm Gilbert?
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:50 pm Quentin?
Gilbert, no :lol: And Quentin, that's not a bad name, I'd prefer it over my real one: Max. I've always hated that name. :x
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:05 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:56 pm I do know Gunzen's name is Frank. It's on the cover of his book. :)
But he prefers Francis.
Everyone knows him as Nancy.
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Went to a school in Europe for several years. We had a couple of British kids named Bertram and Gavin. Lol! Bertram wore shoes with buckles.. I can’t describe them.
Kids can be cruel.
No doubt both of them are hugely successful today. Probably have a bunch of letters after their names.
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The real question is how many "men" were given girl names by their whipped fathers.

Lindsay, Jamie, Madison, Peyton, Chris, Kelly....
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beagleboy wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:10 pm The real question is how many "men" were given girl names by their whipped fathers.

Lindsay, Jamie, Madison, Peyton, Chris, Kelly....
Archie Manning is on line 2 for you.
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John Wayne's name was Marion
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I only have one child.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:16 pm I only have one child.
How is the son of a beech?
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