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Re: Pet Peeves

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:43 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:29 pm Mine is kinda unique to my type of area. Out here, miles and miles of roads with little traffic (miles between vehicles). So I'm cruising down the highway at speed with the cruise control on. Not a car in site in either direction. See a vehicle approaching from behind. As soon as they get on your rear bumper, instead of passing, they sit there for mile after mile. I finally drop my cruise until I'm near 20MPH below the speed limit before the person gets the message and passes. Oh, and that "person" almost always is female. ARGGGHH
I'm not surprised that you don't like females. Afterall, they don't have a cock for you to suck. :lol:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:25 pm Staying on the driving peeves....people who stay in your blind spot without a care in the world. I get it if that's all you can do because of the number of cars on the road but If I'm cruising along and I notice I'm in someone's blind spot, and I'm able to, I instantly change my position. To me, that's just courteous and safe.
Sometimes you can't help it. DC beltway traffic nut to butt. What gets me is people who drive up to you until they get almost next to you, then hang back on your quarter panel. Sometimes jam you there as you're coming up on another car.

Or people who get on your tail and then, when you get over, won't pass.
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:16 pm :chopwood:
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:43 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:29 pm Mine is kinda unique to my type of area. Out here, miles and miles of roads with little traffic (miles between vehicles). So I'm cruising down the highway at speed with the cruise control on. Not a car in site in either direction. See a vehicle approaching from behind. As soon as they get on your rear bumper, instead of passing, they sit there for mile after mile. I finally drop my cruise until I'm near 20MPH below the speed limit before the person gets the message and passes. Oh, and that "person" almost always is female. ARGGGHH
I'm not surprised that you don't like females. Afterall, they don't have a cock for you to suck. :lol:
Oh, fuck you, you trouble-making cunt.
Stop talking to your mother you stupid fuck. Is your wife any better than your mother? I doubt it.
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:16 pm :chopwood:
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:43 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:29 pm Mine is kinda unique to my type of area. Out here, miles and miles of roads with little traffic (miles between vehicles). So I'm cruising down the highway at speed with the cruise control on. Not a car in site in either direction. See a vehicle approaching from behind. As soon as they get on your rear bumper, instead of passing, they sit there for mile after mile. I finally drop my cruise until I'm near 20MPH below the speed limit before the person gets the message and passes. Oh, and that "person" almost always is female. ARGGGHH
I'm not surprised that you don't like females. Afterall, they don't have a cock for you to suck. :lol:
Oh, fuck you, you trouble-making cunt.
I said earlier I don't call people names. I'm pretty sure I've called FSF a name or two.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:26 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:16 pm :chopwood:
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:43 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:29 pm Mine is kinda unique to my type of area. Out here, miles and miles of roads with little traffic (miles between vehicles). So I'm cruising down the highway at speed with the cruise control on. Not a car in site in either direction. See a vehicle approaching from behind. As soon as they get on your rear bumper, instead of passing, they sit there for mile after mile. I finally drop my cruise until I'm near 20MPH below the speed limit before the person gets the message and passes. Oh, and that "person" almost always is female. ARGGGHH
I'm not surprised that you don't like females. Afterall, they don't have a cock for you to suck. :lol:
Oh, fuck you, you trouble-making cunt.
I said earlier I don't call people names. I'm pretty sure I've called FSF a name or two.
Great. So you just called yourself a liar. No problem boss, you're forgiven.
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This is your official FSF Derp and Breakdown thread for the evening. Keep your crazy in here and you won't get a timeout. If you start crapping out random insults interspersed with music videos in other threads, you will.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:38 pm This is your official FSF Derp and Breakdown thread for the evening. Keep your crazy in here and you won't get a timeout. If you start crapping out random insults interspersed with music videos in other threads, you will.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:38 pm This is your official FSF Derp and Breakdown thread for the evening. Keep your crazy in here and you won't get a timeout. If you start crapping out random insults interspersed with music videos in other threads, you will.
What time limit do you have in mind?
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Stapes wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:18 pm Empty parking lot. I park away from the normal close spaces so no one parks near me. Come out of store and sure enough they parked right next to me.


OK, Totally this. Actually less pet peeve and more pisses me off. I just don't understand the mentality.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:45 pm
analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:38 pm This is your official FSF Derp and Breakdown thread for the evening. Keep your crazy in here and you won't get a timeout. If you start crapping out random insults interspersed with music videos in other threads, you will.
What time limit do you have in mind?
For the evening's crazy, until I lose interest tonight. It's coming up on 11 here already. For the timeout, I think I'll go with 24 hours now if he has a full meltdown. Last time I tried 6 hours, after checking with both members and mods for agreement/objections, and the poor guy sat up until 4am his time to have a final derp. That can't be good for him. Does seem to have been effective though, he hasn't had a full on melt since that I've seen since, and he was having them daily at the time.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:38 pm This is your official FSF Derp and Breakdown thread for the evening. Keep your crazy in here and you won't get a timeout. If you start crapping out random insults interspersed with music videos in other threads, you will.
Just turn off his ability to post music videos. (the stupid fuck probably thinks we watch them)
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:25 pm Is your wife any better than your mother? I doubt it.
What the fuck does that even mean, you worthless shitbag? Time to renew your meds.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:56 pm and the poor guy sat up until 4am his time to have a final derp
That right there is fucking hysterical.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:56 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:45 pm
analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:38 pm This is your official FSF Derp and Breakdown thread for the evening. Keep your crazy in here and you won't get a timeout. If you start crapping out random insults interspersed with music videos in other threads, you will.
What time limit do you have in mind?
For the evening's crazy, until I lose interest tonight. It's coming up on 11 here already. For the timeout, I think I'll go with 24 hours now if he has a full meltdown. Last time I tried 6 hours, after checking with both members and mods for agreement/objections, and the poor guy sat up until 4am his time to have a final derp. That can't be good for him. Does seem to have been effective though, he hasn't had a full on melt since that I've seen since, and he was having them daily at the time.
It's just really peculiar. Even back in the old UJ days, he was always kinda out of control but in a limited sense. Here, he just seems totally oblivious to the way he's posting. Like someone not aware of his surroundings or something. Bizarre
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megman wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:46 pm People who think they are unique.
The suicide rates in the US are going to spike dramatically in the next 10-15 years. A generation or two of people that were raised on psych meds and told that their selfies and opinions matter- will eventually get old and no one will care or pretend to care anymore. It should be interesting.
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captquint wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:39 pm
megman wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:46 pm People who think they are unique.
The suicide rates in the US are going to spike dramatically in the next 10-15 years. A generation or two of people that were raised on psych meds and told that their selfies and opinions matter- will eventually get old and no one will care or pretend to care anymore. It should be interesting.
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On driving pet-peeves, geez people, just come to Orlando and put up with our roads for a week. You'll have a dozen or more pet peeves about driving within a couple-three days. E-v-e-r-y f-u-c-k-i-n-g r-o-a-d... :birdies:
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You actually have roads??? Lucky fuck, (cries in Pennsylvanian)
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captquint wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:32 am You actually have roads??? Lucky fuck, (cries in Pennsylvanian)
Well if you would pay your taxes...
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megman wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:20 am
captquint wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:32 am You actually have roads??? Lucky fuck, (cries in Pennsylvanian)
Well if you would pay your taxes...
They're only short my taxes?
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captquint wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:22 am
megman wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:20 am
captquint wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:32 am You actually have roads??? Lucky fuck, (cries in Pennsylvanian)
Well if you would pay your taxes...
They're only short my taxes?
You had to get the idea from somebody. Maybe they're a huge influence.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:35 am
captquint wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:22 am
megman wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:20 am
captquint wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:32 am You actually have roads??? Lucky fuck, (cries in Pennsylvanian)
Well if you would pay your taxes...
They're only short my taxes?
You had to get the idea from somebody. Maybe they're a huge influence.
But the road money comes from the taxes on gasoline and they are the highest in country. I own 2 vehicles with V8 engines..... Perhaps I need a Corvette as well
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