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I had everything but chicken pox. No shingles, Thank God.
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s.murph wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:26 am I had everything but chicken pox. No shingles, Thank God.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:04 pm I had shingles when I was around 34. That shit aint no joke.
I haven't had shingles (yet), but I remember my dad having them when I was a teen. I never knew the extent of his curing abilities until then. :o

My PCP thinks that I may never get them, but if I do, it'll likely be a pretty mild case of them. My wife has had neither chicken pox or shingles.
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I ain't never had nuffin!

And I still have my tonsils and my appendix.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:20 pm I ain't never had nuffin!

And I still have my tonsils and my appendix.
wisdom teeth?
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Got my tonsils and my appendix, wisdom teeth have been removed. Never spent the night in a hospital except maybe my birth
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captquint wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:35 pm Got my tonsils and my appendix, wisdom teeth have been removed. Never spent the night in a hospital except maybe my birth
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:38 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:35 pm Got my tonsils and my appendix, wisdom teeth have been removed. Never spent the night in a hospital except maybe my birth
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A freshly baked cookie would be cool
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Flumper wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:31 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:20 pm I ain't never had nuffin!

And I still have my tonsils and my appendix.
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Wait until you get bonus parts, like a hip, or a knee.

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Wut wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:11 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 5:58 pm
When I was a kid, if a child was sick with some illness, the mothers would bring their children to play with that kid, so as to expose them to the illness. Was it measles? chicken pox?
My kids were in daycare and it was the same thing: Never a good time...
I know I had mumps.
I guess my parents weren't idiots, they didn't purposely get us sick.
Chicken Pox is highly contagious, and much worse for adults. It was preferable to get it when you were young. There was no vaccine, so parents exposed their children to it.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:13 pm
Wut wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:11 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 5:58 pm
When I was a kid, if a child was sick with some illness, the mothers would bring their children to play with that kid, so as to expose them to the illness. Was it measles? chicken pox?
My kids were in daycare and it was the same thing: Never a good time...
I know I had mumps.
I guess my parents weren't idiots, they didn't purposely get us sick.
Chicken Pox is highly contagious, and much worse for adults. It was preferable to get it when you were young. There was no vaccine, so parents exposed their children to it.
Chicken Pox parties were all the rage back then.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:05 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:04 pm I had shingles when I was around 34. That shit aint no joke.
I haven't had shingles (yet), but I remember my dad having them when I was a teen. I never knew the extent of his curing abilities until then. :o

My PCP thinks that I may never get them, but if I do, it'll likely be a pretty mild case of them. My wife has had neither chicken pox or shingles.


If your wife hasn't been vaccinated she could still be vulnerable to getting chicken pox as an adult and that would really suck. You can actually come down with chicken pox by being exposed to someone with shingles.
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Can’t let a minor inconvenience like not being a ward of the state when you can afford not to interfere with that Camaro payment, eh?
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Any piece of shit parent who refuses to vaccinate their children at the appropriate age and rate of vaccinations as advised by the WHO or similar should be banned from public places including schools, cinemas, malls et al. Fuck the selfish, misinformed ridiculous pieces of shit they are. Pisses me off.
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