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Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:27 am
by s.murph
Still have the Bonnie. Steering wheel broke in half during the hurricane but I adjusted to it.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:31 am
by HighNDry
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Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:36 am
by s.murph
Why did Hoover shit his panties? :layrubber:

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:37 am
by WestTexasCrude
s.murph wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
Lies, troll. What was his favourite saying?

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:39 am
by CHEEZY17
s.murph wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".

FUCK!

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:41 am
by QillerDaemon
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:39 am
s.murph wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".

FUCK!
He certainly never would have spelled it correctly.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:42 am
by WestTexasCrude
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:39 am
s.murph wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".

FUCK!
He would also be rolling over this troll at 80MPH and saying "get out of my road".

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:45 am
by Stapes
Favorite Golden Corral meal and drink

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:52 am
by WestTexasCrude
Stapes wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:45 am Favorite Golden Corral meal and drink
I loved how he had to cross that busy intersection between his MH and GC and time his golf cart just right right to avoid getting splattered.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:55 am
by Geist
This thread made me legit sad. I literally can't even right now.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:56 am
by WestTexasCrude
If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:05 am
by WestTexasCrude
Geist wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:55 am This thread made me legit sad. I literally can't even right now.
Totally hear you, Geist. Have no idea if he died instantly or not. You know if he lingered for minutes, hours whatever that his last thoughts on Earth were that no one on UJ would ever know what happened to him. GD pisses me off beyond comprehension.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:12 am
by Wut
Yeah I'm not buying it.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:12 am
by WarmBidetWater
I for one am surprised hospitals would do surgery on dead people...

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:13 am
by Wut
s.murph wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
You're fat in a fat kind of way.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:14 am
by Geist
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:05 am
Geist wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:55 am This thread made me legit sad. I literally can't even right now.
Totally hear you, Geist. Have no idea if he died instantly or not. You know if he lingered for minutes, hours whatever that his last thoughts on Earth were that no one on UJ would ever know what happened to him. GD pisses me off beyond comprehension.
Any chance you saved the obit Slap posted?

Alternatively, welcome back Slap.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:14 am
by Geist
WarmBidetWater wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:12 am I for one am surprised hospitals would do surgery on dead people...
I get what you're going for but it's called an autopsy.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:15 am
by CaptQuint
Wut wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:13 am
s.murph wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
You're fat in a fat kind of way.
In a Dom DeLuise kinda way

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:15 am
by QillerDaemon
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:56 am If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/E+Col ... 81.1734751

I tried to find it a while back, just before we lost the first UJR host, but couldn't. But it was just north of the marked spot and a bit to the right. Just a bit to the left on this map is his beloved Golden Corral and Cheddar's.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:22 am
by VinceBordenIII
I take back every nice thing I said about you when I thought you were dead.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:36 am
by Nero
Image

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:38 am
by WestTexasCrude
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:15 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:56 am If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/E+Col ... 81.1734751

I tried to find it a while back, just before we lost the first UJR host, but couldn't. But it was just north of the marked spot and a bit to the right. Just a bit to the left on this map is his beloved Golden Corral and Cheddar's.
Took a bit of detective work over an afternoon, but I finally tracked down where he lived. Using clues about living near the first fairway with his back to the course, I finally found the place. Picture of a vacant Mobile Home property and depressing as Hell.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:55 am
by Geist
Next time someone decides to run a Smurph troll, just one tip - Smurph has never only used a single exclamation point.

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:15 am
by Geist
I don't know though the half a steering wheel thing kinda convinced me

Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:17 am
by HighNDry
Geist wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:55 am Next time someone decides to run a Smurph troll, just one tip - Smurph has never only used a single exclamation point.
Also, the real Smurph would have had 150 posts already.