Re: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:27 am
Still have the Bonnie. Steering wheel broke in half during the hurricane but I adjusted to it.
UJ's Hamster Died. We're All That's Left...
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Lies, troll. What was his favourite saying?s.murph wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".s.murph wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
He certainly never would have spelled it correctly.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:39 amMurphy would never use the word "synopsis".s.murph wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
FUCK!
He would also be rolling over this troll at 80MPH and saying "get out of my road".CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:39 amMurphy would never use the word "synopsis".s.murph wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
FUCK!
Totally hear you, Geist. Have no idea if he died instantly or not. You know if he lingered for minutes, hours whatever that his last thoughts on Earth were that no one on UJ would ever know what happened to him. GD pisses me off beyond comprehension.
You're fat in a fat kind of way.s.murph wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
Any chance you saved the obit Slap posted?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:05 amTotally hear you, Geist. Have no idea if he died instantly or not. You know if he lingered for minutes, hours whatever that his last thoughts on Earth were that no one on UJ would ever know what happened to him. GD pisses me off beyond comprehension.
I get what you're going for but it's called an autopsy.WarmBidetWater wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:12 am I for one am surprised hospitals would do surgery on dead people...
In a Dom DeLuise kinda wayWut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:13 amYou're fat in a fat kind of way.s.murph wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:24 am So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/E+Col ... 81.1734751WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:56 am If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.
Took a bit of detective work over an afternoon, but I finally tracked down where he lived. Using clues about living near the first fairway with his back to the course, I finally found the place. Picture of a vacant Mobile Home property and depressing as Hell.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:15 amhttps://www.google.com/maps/place/E+Col ... 81.1734751WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:56 am If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.
I tried to find it a while back, just before we lost the first UJR host, but couldn't. But it was just north of the marked spot and a bit to the right. Just a bit to the left on this map is his beloved Golden Corral and Cheddar's.