SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[s.murph]

Still have the Bonnie. Steering wheel broke in half during the hurricane but I adjusted to it.

[HighNDry]

[s.murph]

Why did Hoover shit his panties?

[WestTexasCrude]

So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.

Lies, troll. What was his favourite saying?

[CHEEZY17]

So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.

Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".

FUCK!

[QillerDaemon]

So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.

Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".

FUCK!

He certainly never would have spelled it correctly.

[WestTexasCrude]

So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.

Murphy would never use the word "synopsis".

FUCK!

He would also be rolling over this troll at 80MPH and saying "get out of my road".

[Stapes]

Favorite Golden Corral meal and drink

[WestTexasCrude]

Favorite Golden Corral meal and drink

I loved how he had to cross that busy intersection between his MH and GC and time his golf cart just right right to avoid getting splattered.

[Geist]

This thread made me legit sad. I literally can't even right now.

[WestTexasCrude]

If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.

[WestTexasCrude]

This thread made me legit sad. I literally can't even right now.

Totally hear you, Geist. Have no idea if he died instantly or not. You know if he lingered for minutes, hours whatever that his last thoughts on Earth were that no one on UJ would ever know what happened to him. GD pisses me off beyond comprehension.

[Wut]

Yeah I'm not buying it.

[WarmBidetWater]

I for one am surprised hospitals would do surgery on dead people...

[Wut]

So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.

You're fat in a fat kind of way.

[Geist]

This thread made me legit sad. I literally can't even right now.

Totally hear you, Geist. Have no idea if he died instantly or not. You know if he lingered for minutes, hours whatever that his last thoughts on Earth were that no one on UJ would ever know what happened to him. GD pisses me off beyond comprehension.

Any chance you saved the obit Slap posted?

Alternatively, welcome back Slap.

[Geist]

I for one am surprised hospitals would do surgery on dead people...

I get what you're going for but it's called an autopsy.

[CaptQuint]

So in a synopsis I went to a shelter for hurricane IRMA, shattered my left knee in 3 places and ripped out my miniscus. Wound up in hospital and then a rehab facility for 2 months. Got out, had to fly to Connecticut for my sisters funeral. I'll tell ya', if you gotta fly, handicapped is the way to go. Still using a cane and probly will for life. I think it makes me look dapper...in a fat kinda way.

You're fat in a fat kind of way.

In a Dom DeLuise kinda way

[QillerDaemon]

If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/E+Col ... 81.1734751

I tried to find it a while back, just before we lost the first UJR host, but couldn't. But it was just north of the marked spot and a bit to the right. Just a bit to the left on this map is his beloved Golden Corral and Cheddar's.

[VinceBordenIII]

I take back every nice thing I said about you when I thought you were dead.

[Nero]

[WestTexasCrude]

If you remember in UJ1, using Google Maps, I actually showed you the image of his former house. Depressing as Hell.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/E+Col ... 81.1734751

I tried to find it a while back, just before we lost the first UJR host, but couldn't. But it was just north of the marked spot and a bit to the right. Just a bit to the left on this map is his beloved Golden Corral and Cheddar's.

Took a bit of detective work over an afternoon, but I finally tracked down where he lived. Using clues about living near the first fairway with his back to the course, I finally found the place. Picture of a vacant Mobile Home property and depressing as Hell.

[Geist]

Next time someone decides to run a Smurph troll, just one tip - Smurph has never only used a single exclamation point.

[Geist]

I don't know though the half a steering wheel thing kinda convinced me

[HighNDry]

Next time someone decides to run a Smurph troll, just one tip - Smurph has never only used a single exclamation point.

Also, the real Smurph would have had 150 posts already.