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Re: Spring

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:53 am
megman wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:29 am
Flumper wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:14 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:02 pm So, I posted this yesterday. I'm probably guessing you can figure out what happened today. Our only snowfall of the Winter (it didn't stick) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
when the mesquites start blooming, the last frost is over.
Here it's when the mosquitoes start blooming. :lol:
It's what I've heard. Understand those bastards can be brutal with the real short season your way.
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Re: Spring

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megman wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:02 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:53 am
megman wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:29 am
Flumper wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:14 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:02 pm So, I posted this yesterday. I'm probably guessing you can figure out what happened today. Our only snowfall of the Winter (it didn't stick) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
when the mesquites start blooming, the last frost is over.
Here it's when the mosquitoes start blooming. :lol:
It's what I've heard. Understand those bastards can be brutal with the real short season your way.
Cakewalk compared to the black flies.

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Re: Spring

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Damn. Amazing what insects will do in the Northern latitudes when faced with a really short warm period.
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Re: Spring

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Ok, so saw the first hummingbird arrive a couple of days ago. I was talking to him "About time you showed up". He heard me talking and hovered nearby watching me. The annual arrival of the buzzards has occurred. Saw my first 2 today fighting this massive wind from the cold front. This was a rough Winter to get through, for some damn reason.
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Re: Spring

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:10 pm Ok, so saw the first hummingbird arrive a couple of days ago. I was talking to him "About time you showed up". He heard me talking and flew into a windmill.
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Re: Spring

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:10 pm Ok, so saw the first hummingbird arrive a couple of days ago. I was talking to him "About time you showed up". He heard me talking and hovered nearby watching me. The annual arrival of the buzzards has occurred. Saw my first 2 today fighting this massive wind from the cold front. This was a rough Winter to get through, for some damn reason.
He heard the sap was running...
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Freezing Rain Warning
Issued at 10:46 Saturday 23 February 2019
Summary

Freezing rain early Sunday morning possibly lasting until midday then strong winds with snow and blowing snow Sunday afternoon into Monday morning.

Precipitation associated with a winter storm may begin as snow or ice pellets tonight then is forecast to quickly change to freezing rain late overnight or early Sunday morning. A transition to rain is then expected before a change back to snow Sunday late in the day.

In addition, westerly wind gusts to 80 or 90 km/h are possible Sunday night into Monday resulting in poor visibility in blowing snow.

Travel may become hazardous due to slippery conditions on untreated surfaces.

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Surfaces such as highways, roads, walkways and parking lots will become icy, slippery and hazardous.

Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to ONstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #ONStorm.

Wind Warning
Issued at 15:13 Saturday 23 February 2019
Summary

Very strong wind gusts near 100 kilometres per hour that may cause damage or power outages are expected late Sunday morning into Sunday night.

An area of strong southwesterly winds will develop over the Toronto to Barrie corridor late Sunday morning and move eastward early in the afternoon through Kingston. A few locations along the shorelines of Lake Ontario may gust to 110 kilometres per hour at times late in the morning or in the afternoon.

The strong winds will continue through Sunday evening and become westerly with the onset of flurries and reduced visibilities in blowing snow. The threat of damaging winds continue until Monday morning.

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Damage to buildings, such as to roof shingles and windows, may occur. Loose objects may be tossed by the wind and cause injury or damage.

Wind warnings are issued when there is a significant risk of damaging winds.

Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to ONstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #ONStorm.
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megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:53 pm Freezing Rain Warning
Issued at 10:46 Saturday 23 February 2019
Summary

Freezing rain early Sunday morning possibly lasting until midday then strong winds with snow and blowing snow Sunday afternoon into Monday morning.

Precipitation associated with a winter storm may begin as snow or ice pellets tonight then is forecast to quickly change to freezing rain late overnight or early Sunday morning. A transition to rain is then expected before a change back to snow Sunday late in the day.

In addition, westerly wind gusts to 80 or 90 km/h are possible Sunday night into Monday resulting in poor visibility in blowing snow.

Travel may become hazardous due to slippery conditions on untreated surfaces.

###

Surfaces such as highways, roads, walkways and parking lots will become icy, slippery and hazardous.

Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to ONstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #ONStorm.

Wind Warning
Issued at 15:13 Saturday 23 February 2019
Summary

Very strong wind gusts near 100 kilometres per hour that may cause damage or power outages are expected late Sunday morning into Sunday night.

An area of strong southwesterly winds will develop over the Toronto to Barrie corridor late Sunday morning and move eastward early in the afternoon through Kingston. A few locations along the shorelines of Lake Ontario may gust to 110 kilometres per hour at times late in the morning or in the afternoon.

The strong winds will continue through Sunday evening and become westerly with the onset of flurries and reduced visibilities in blowing snow. The threat of damaging winds continue until Monday morning.

###

Damage to buildings, such as to roof shingles and windows, may occur. Loose objects may be tossed by the wind and cause injury or damage.

Wind warnings are issued when there is a significant risk of damaging winds.

Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to ONstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #ONStorm.
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Re: Spring

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My oaks are blooming.
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Re: Spring

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
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Around here, we always look forward to our 3 week Spring. 100F in no time.
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Re: Spring

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:10 pm Around here, we always look forward to our 3 week Spring. 100F in no time.
After 75f I'm not down with it. Nah, I like the weather in NJ much better than where you're at. It gets real cold maybe just 3 or 4 weeks but after that, the weather in NJ rox. Meanwhile, my wife is telling me we're retiring down in Florida where a lot of her family is at. Yikes! The summers there sound horrible.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
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Re: Spring

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megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:24 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
His beautiful girlfriend took his phone and drove his Lamborghini Murciélago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce to Home Depot she'll be back in a week, so no pics for awhile :roll:
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captquint wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:28 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:24 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
His beautiful girlfriend took his phone and drove his Lamborghini Murciélago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce to Home Depot she'll be back in a week, so no pics for awhile :roll:
You know what's hilarious Quint, you sorry fucking loser, is that most people have a lot more than you do. Awwww ya jealous? You're such a fucking fag Quint it's not even funny.
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Re: Spring

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:32 pm
captquint wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:28 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:24 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
His beautiful girlfriend took his phone and drove his Lamborghini Murciélago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce to Home Depot she'll be back in a week, so no pics for awhile :roll:
You know what's hilarious Quint, you sorry fucking loser, is that most people have a lot more than you do. Awwww ya jealous? You're such a fucking fag Quint it's not even funny.
Please get a mental health evaluation
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Re: Spring

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captquint wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:34 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:32 pm
captquint wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:28 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:24 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
His beautiful girlfriend took his phone and drove his Lamborghini Murciélago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce to Home Depot she'll be back in a week, so no pics for awhile :roll:
You know what's hilarious Quint, you sorry fucking loser, is that most people have a lot more than you do. Awwww ya jealous? You're such a fucking fag Quint it's not even funny.
Please get a mental health evaluation
You're the fucking idiot making shit up about people around here because you're jealous of them faggot. You need the reality check, not me shorty.
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megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:24 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
When are you idiots going to get the point. I don't do facebook. I don't own a smartphone. I don't do photos. I live a simple life free from the hassles of daily life. Hell, you would think that would resonate with CQ in his Kaczynski cabin hideout.
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Re: Spring

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:39 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:24 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:15 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:09 pm My oaks are blooming.
You're in the desert bro, those scabby trees are far from oaks if I had to guess.
I'm taking about oaks/ pecans/ ash, etc that are in people's yards that are tended. Not out in the wild. I bet my 2 pecans in my front yard are something like 80-100 feet tall. pretty big.
Post a picture.
When are you idiots going to get the point. I don't do facebook. I don't own a smartphone. I don't do photos. I live a simple life free from the hassles of daily life. Hell, you would think that would resonate with CQ in his Kaczynski cabin hideout.
Srsly. That idiot needs to STFU. I don't bother taking pictures much either these days, but this fag is all about trying to show off with pictures of his sad looking cabin and his dumb camaro. Then he tries to criticize me for driving a responsible fuel efficient vehicle... :roll: When was the last time he even visited his mom in her hood down in the Florida badlands?
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Re: Spring

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Think I may pull the grill out and cook a couple nice steaks. Might use the snow shoes to pack the snow down top make it easier to pull it away from the apartment.
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Blast wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:47 pm Think I may pull the grill out and cook a couple nice steaks. Might use the snow shoes to pack the snow down top make it easier to pull it away from the apartment.
It's suppose to hit 5C here tomorrow and I was considering the same thing, but not with 100Km/h (60mph) winds.
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megman wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:53 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:47 pm Think I may pull the grill out and cook a couple nice steaks. Might use the snow shoes to pack the snow down top make it easier to pull it away from the apartment.
It's suppose to hit 5C here tomorrow and I was considering the same thing, but not with 100Km/h (60mph) winds.
Fuck that shit. Typical Canadian conversation. 2 neighbors with snow shovels "Not too bad this year- never reached the eaves".
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