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Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:26 pm
by megman
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:19 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:18 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:17 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm
I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......
Wow. Thats really old school. Just how old are you?
57
I had only heard rumors of the nuns "fixing" the unfortunate left handed kids.
Was the sign of the devil. They were right but that's beside the point. My parents flipped a coin to see if it would be a baptism or an exorcism.
I can't write with my left hand anymore but I'm still pretty ambidextrous with everything else.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
by Animal
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:03 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Or maybe his wife will start fighting back .... with a pair of scissors.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:35 pm
by Wut
megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm
I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......
The penguins let me be left handed but they forced my dad to write with his right.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:58 pm
by megman
Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:35 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:41 pm
I used to be left handed but the penguins fixed that......
The penguins let me be left handed but they forced my dad to write with his right.
My father went through it also.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:14 am
by Gunzen
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:03 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Or maybe his wife will start fighting back .... with a pair of scissors.
Added to foes list, Go fuck yourself
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:22 am
by Reservoir Dog
Gunzen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:14 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:03 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Or maybe his wife will start fighting back .... with a pair of scissors.
Added to foes list, Go fuck yourself
But ... but ... BENGHAZI !!!!!
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:50 am
by Wut
Gunzen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:14 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:03 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Or maybe his wife will start fighting back .... with a pair of scissors.
Added to foes list, Go fuck yourself
It was funny though.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:52 am
by megman
Wut wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:50 am
Gunzen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:14 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:03 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Or maybe his wife will start fighting back .... with a pair of scissors.
Added to foes list, Go fuck yourself
It was funny though.
I LOLed.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:47 am
by Gunzen
megman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:52 am
Wut wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:50 am
Gunzen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:14 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:03 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:34 pm
Gunzen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:24 pm
I am left handed and throw right and kick right. I am all fucked up.
And I hate those green coated scissors?
well, don't worry too much about it. you'll more than likely be dead soon from a right handed product.
Or maybe his wife will start fighting back .... with a pair of scissors.
Added to foes list, Go fuck yourself
It was funny though.
I LOLed.
Of course you did. You don’t need real humor to make you laugh. Your mind is simple. Some people (not you) need to be challenged to laugh. You just need words and an insult. That causes euphoria of your own insecurities.
People who laugh at stupid shit are stupid. Well done, stupid.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:31 am
by kwebber
I'm left handed. But I...
play guitar right handed
write with my right hand
kick a football, or soccer ball with my right foot
throw a football, and baseball with my right hand
use right handed scissors
otherwise...
I eat with my left hand
play hockey left handed
swing a baseball bat left handed
wank left handed
hold a phone with my left hand
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:44 pm
by Wut
kwebber wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:31 am
I'm left handed. But I...
play guitar right handed
write with my right hand
kick a football, or soccer ball with my right foot
throw a football, and baseball with my right hand
use right handed scissors
otherwise...
I eat with my left hand
play hockey left handed
swing a baseball bat left handed
wank left handed
hold a phone with my left hand
I consider which hand you write with as the determining factor as to right or left handed.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:44 pm
by beagleboy
kwebber wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:31 am
I'm left handed. But I...
play guitar right handed
write with my right hand
kick a football, or soccer ball with my right foot
throw a football, and baseball with my right hand
use right handed scissors
otherwise...
I eat with my left hand
play hockey left handed
swing a baseball bat left handed
wank left handed
hold a phone with my left hand
I do everything right handed except I play most sports left handed. In each sport it was left (see what I did there?) up to me and I went left in each of them. I can hit a golf ball pretty damn well right handed though.
I was considered a really good soccer and basketball player for a long time because I was pretty equal in usage.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:29 pm
by QillerDaemon
Lefty here, I batted as a righty, but caught as a lefty. I had to learn to play guitar right handed, as I do on the mandolin now. But I can only write with the left hand, trying too long with my right hand looks just horrible and gives me a headache.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:29 pm
by CHEEZY17
Fun fact: I've never cranked one out with my non-dominant hand.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:33 pm
by Antknot
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:29 pm
Fun fact: I've never cranked one out with my non-dominant hand.
Gonna get some strange tonight?
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:19 pm
by Homebrew
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:33 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:29 pm
Fun fact: I've never cranked one out with my non-dominant hand.
Gonna get some strange tonight?
Make sure to sit on it till it goes numb to get the full effect.
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:02 pm
by hawkfan8812
Write left
bat throw and kick left
shoot a rifle and play pool right
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:54 pm
by Stapes
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:02 pm
Write left
bat throw and kick left
shoot a rifle and play pool right
Which hand is for banning?
Re: It looks like Left Handed people's days are numbered
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:23 pm
by hawkfan8812
Stapes wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:54 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:02 pm
Write left
bat throw and kick left
shoot a rifle and play pool right
Which hand is for banning?
I slam my cock down on the mouse using both hands.