Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pm
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pmHow many times a day do you inflate yours?
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pm
Says the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pmAt least tell us what color her leash usually is.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pmHow many times a day do you inflate yours?
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:27 pm
Van Winkle has to chime in. He can't resist.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pmSays the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pmAt least tell us what color her leash usually is.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pmHow many times a day do you inflate yours?
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:42 pm
Okay, IncelTexasCrudeCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:27 pmVan Winkle has to chime in. He can't resist.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pmSays the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pmAt least tell us what color her leash usually is.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pmHow many times a day do you inflate yours?
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:07 pm
Black leather, her collar is a red lace that matches her corset and stockings. She is threatening todye her hair auburn or other shade of dark red.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pmAt least tell us what color her leash usually is.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pmHow many times a day do you inflate yours?
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:11 pm
i think this is a challenge to Slapaho. You have him whipped Blast. He must bow to your dominance.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:33 pm
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:32 am
Dammit, how'd that get out?
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:41 am
@ who's been a bad sea turtle.Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 1:13 am
I'm sorry, but...Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:42 pmOkay, IncelTexasCrudeCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:27 pmVan Winkle has to chime in. He can't resist.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pmSays the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pmAt least tell us what color her leash usually is.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 1:35 am
I see a title change.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am
Perhaps I need to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.
Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:21 am
how about you leave one of us her contact info in case you die. you know, in case we want to send something to the funeral or something.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 am
Funny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.
Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:18 am
At least he hooked up.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 amFunny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.
Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:57 pm
You misspelled "entangled roots".stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:18 amAt least he hooked up.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 amFunny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.
Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 3:14 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:57 pmYou misspelled "entangled roots".stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:18 amAt least he hooked up.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 amFunny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.
Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
