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Blast wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:52 am I have one, I'm not sharing

i can sniff out a liar like a fart in a car.

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:08 am

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:52 am I have one, I'm not sharing

i can sniff out a liar like a fart in a car.

Dammit, the chick that I was looking forward to went down with the 'rona and pnemonia.

dibs on her record player.

hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 2:52 pm dibs on her record player.

I'm free tonight now, your wife doing anyone later?

Blast wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:01 pm

hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 2:52 pm dibs on her record player.

I'm free tonight now, your wife doing anyone later?

Are you tired of being here?

hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:08 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:01 pm

hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 2:52 pm dibs on her record player.

I'm free tonight now, your wife doing anyone later?

Are you tired of being here?

It's not Thursday, I'm safe.

Unexpected date today. Went well enough but I think I may be a bit too much chaos for her. Nice eyes, thick. I'd go out again, it was a good time. Met with an ex from 4 years ago last night. She'd been in a wreck a couple years back and damn near lost her leg, she put some weight on but still an easy conversation, but she seemed distracted. Noticed she walks with a minor limp now. The covid case from Friday, something seems off, too good to be true/what the hell was she up to?. I'm noping out unless something convinces me otherwise.

Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:22 pm Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

was she on the main stage or just a server?

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:22 pm Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

So, just a normal weekend for you?

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:45 am

I watched all these Guido Gagootz videos today. That shit is fucking hilarious. I recommend them to anyone who hasn't seen them.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:46 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:22 pm Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

So, just a normal weekend for you?

It still involved women so it's still exponentially better than yours. Lets be honest, drinking tequila and riding a moped, then having to shower off the shame is a lot better than drinking crappy beer and soiling yourself.

Blast wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:35 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:46 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:22 pm Uhhg, I think my standards are nonexistent. Had to take a scalding shower to get the smell of cigarettes, tequila, bad perfume, and shame off me this morning.

So, just a normal weekend for you?

It still involved women so it's still exponentially better than yours. Lets be honest, drinking tequila and riding a moped, then having to shower off the shame is a lot better than drinking crappy beer and soiling yourself.

Without a doubt.

Another first date but I'd been talking to this chick all week. Tall, curvy, not a toothpick by any means. Very interesting date. Will see this one again.

And she'll be swinging by the house this afternoon...

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Nov 06, 2022 5:13 pm And she'll be swinging by the house this afternoon...

Will she be swinging using her arms or her tail?

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Nov 06, 2022 5:21 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Nov 06, 2022 5:13 pm And she'll be swinging by the house this afternoon...

Will she be swinging using her arms or her tail?

The swing in my bedroom...

I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.

i'm not buying a word of it.

Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.

How many times a day do you have to walk her?

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.

How many times a day do you have to walk her?

How many times a day do you inflate yours?