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Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:27 pm
by PimpDaddy
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:07 pm
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:15 pm
Was there a gofundme I missed?
Few people pay paled me so I could be bed ridden
Pay to im-pale you is worth more money.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:36 pm
by B-Tender
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:48 pm
Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life
I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:12 pm
by B-Tender
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:05 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:36 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:48 pm
Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life
I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.
I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.
I've heard fetish porn pays well.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:13 pm
by Stapes
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:05 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:36 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:48 pm
Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life
I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.
I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.
Don't replace with flippers.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:14 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:05 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:36 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:48 pm
Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life
I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.
I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.

Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:53 pm
by VisionaryEric
Hope everything goes well and works out.
When are they operation? Now?
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:50 pm
by megman
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:05 pm
B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:36 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:48 pm
Annnnnnnd I need surgery
Dude fuck my fucking life
I'm sorry to hear that, hope things work out and get better for you.
I’m going to opt for them to just take the whole leg off.
It'll cut your shaving time in half...
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:18 pm
by Wut
This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:50 pm
by donky
Although I really would like to stick my dick in this gash I really hope that there is little to no blood clotting and that fine ass hairy leg goes back to it's natural color.. I would say keep it elevated but then you might get a clot go straight to your heart Which would surely stroke you out and bum all of uj out. So take special care of that hematoma and we will be expecting some recovery photos.

Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:12 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Wut wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:18 pm
This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.
I did that. It was fun.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:33 pm
by B-Tender
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:12 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:18 pm
This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.
I did that. It was fun.
I'm sure you've ridden a lot of mopeds, back in high school.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
by Blast
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
by CaptQuint
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:38 pm
by Wut
B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:33 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:12 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:18 pm
This is why I'm not cruising a scooter around Bermuda.
I did that. It was fun.
I'm sure you've ridden a lot of mopeds, back in high school.
I actually rode mopeds around here when I was young and into my 20s,.
Too dangerous for me now.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
by Antknot
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:40 am
by Blast
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:03 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!
Antknot was just hobbled by the genius of that combination.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:52 pm
by CHEEZY17
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:03 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!
Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:39 pm
by Blast
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:03 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!
Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.
So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:47 pm
by CHEEZY17
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:39 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:03 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:47 pm
Keep us updated ER, but I'm sure you'll be hopping around in no time.
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!
Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.
So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?
Yeah, basically she was advised to rest up and toe the line.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:56 pm
by Blast
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:47 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:39 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:03 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!
Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.
So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?
Yeah, basically she was advised to rest up and toe the line.
Makes sense, I know she doesn't ask for advice just for kicks.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:16 pm
by Stapes
you guys are being heels
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:17 pm
by Stapes
That was the best I had..sorry
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:33 pm
by Reservoir Dog
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:47 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:39 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:03 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:02 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:50 pm
She'll be back on her foot real soon
Wow, is that a lame joke!
I thought it was pretty decent. "Dad jokes" are my fav!
Rumor has it that you contemplated suing the doctor. After consulting an attorney though, he advised you that you didnt have a leg to stand on.
So you're saying she was leaning on someone else for advice?
Yeah, basically she was advised to rest up and toe the line.
Poor girl already has one foot in the grave.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:06 pm
by PimpDaddy
EV should consider changing her name to Ilene.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:32 pm
by Molzy
Damn girl, good luck. Hopefully it's a quick outpatient thing and you can be in/out in no time. Sending sweet e-vibes your way.
Most of that bruising and dark blood is gravity (yeah, it's a real thing) pulling the blood down from the injury site. Hematomas suck. My ex got one on his thigh and it was amazing to watch the colors change. He has a big ripple in it from where the rip in the muscle healed.