Re: Blast's Dating misadventures
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:42 pm
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It's odd. Sadly content? I think it ends at a good time. She was starting to get annoying.
maybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.
I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said
“We rule the sexual organs “
Best first date I ever had.
what was her opinion on anal?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 ammaybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.
I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said
“We rule the sexual organs “
Best first date I ever had.
i did not pay her to come to this dateAnimal wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:40 amwhat was her opinion on anal?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 ammaybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.
I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said
“We rule the sexual organs “
Best first date I ever had.
We dont have that kind of time.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 ammaybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.
I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said
“We rule the sexual organs “
Best first date I ever had.
You had her at gunpoint?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:51 ami did not pay her to come to this dateAnimal wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:40 amwhat was her opinion on anal?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 ammaybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.
I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said
“We rule the sexual organs “
Best first date I ever had.
I could get away with maybe a fingertip in her ass but nothing more.Animal wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:40 amwhat was her opinion on anal?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:37 ammaybe jspdif could jazz up my story a bit.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 11, 2022 12:00 am I had a first date last night. 57 year old, same as me. She asked me when my birthday was and I told her she said we are both scorpios.
I told her I had no idea what that meant and she said
“We rule the sexual organs “
Best first date I ever had.
Yeah, I understand that. And the annoying part
Look for someone outside of a bar, please. Women in their 40s meetimg guys at a bar have absolutely nothing going for them except an alcohol problem and quite frankly, you don't need an enabler.Blast wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:25 pm I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
Okay, but how about a picture of your daughter?Blast wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:56 pm Plenty of Fish incident; Random woman (Referring to a picture of my youngest daughter and I with her best goth makeup on) " Are you a couple, she's hot!"
Me ; That's my daughter, I suppose I should put that on there.
Her "yeah you should I got all excited very pretty"
Me "I'll tell her"
I was too favorable in my initial assessment of Plenty of Fish.
Oh and NO! I WON'T POST HER PICTURE HERE.
Hmmm, i think this is only partly true based on my years tending bar. There are some women, and men, whose life revolves around the bar. I recommend not dating those. There are, however, some people who have life balance. They go to the bar on occasion, and have other interests as well.JCW wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:01 pmLook for someone outside of a bar, please. Women in their 40s meetimg guys at a bar have absolutely nothing going for them except an alcohol problem and quite frankly, you don't need an enabler.Blast wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:25 pm I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
Yeah back in my younger days I used to go to any number of bars every friday and saturday night and several nights after work on weekdays. Now I rarely go to a bar unless it's to eat.B-Tender wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:23 pmHmmm, i think this is only partly true based on my years tending bar. There are some women, and men, whose life revolves around the bar. I recommend not dating those. There are, however, some people who have life balance. They go to the bar on occasion, and have other interests as well.JCW wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:01 pmLook for someone outside of a bar, please. Women in their 40s meetimg guys at a bar have absolutely nothing going for them except an alcohol problem and quite frankly, you don't need an enabler.Blast wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:25 pm I put the damn dating apps back on the phone. My impressions so far;
Plenty of Fish; most of them have been swimming around in a nuclear reactor's coolant tank. There are some mutant beasts on there.
Bumble; higher education level, higher quality jobs, less whales. Will they still go for blue collar types? Hell some of them are in their 40's and wanting kids still. The fuck are they smoking?
Tinder; haven't finished I was caught off guard by the shear mind-numbing pandering of the setup.
Haven't gotten to hinge yet but that was the one that resulted with the most loss of clothing last time I was single.
I'm not going to rely sorry on these. Contacted an ex who was nosing around my IG account and we'll be getting together when we get a chance, and my liver is starting to get a workout from me wandering out to various bars to socialize on weekends.
Not gonna happen. She asked if she should bring her dog, she wanted to spend the night. Said nope, I just painted the livingroom
Seconded. Goth chicks are hot, sometimes.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:59 pmOkay, but how about a picture of your daughter?Blast wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:56 pm Plenty of Fish incident; Random woman (Referring to a picture of my youngest daughter and I with her best goth makeup on) " Are you a couple, she's hot!"
Me ; That's my daughter, I suppose I should put that on there.
Her "yeah you should I got all excited very pretty"
Me "I'll tell her"
I was too favorable in my initial assessment of Plenty of Fish.
Oh and NO! I WON'T POST HER PICTURE HERE.