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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:36 pm Tell her you don't eat no damn burnt toast!

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Best I can tell is her nature is too follow the rules as a lawyer, and boning like teenagers outside of marriage is apparently a no-no. Plus she's not sure she could live with me because my housekeeping sucks. Maybe I need to hire JCW.

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:54 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

She's half Mexican, that's a taco

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:54 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

what the fuck is going on here?

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:56 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:54 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

She's half Mexican, that's a taco

I think i have it. Tell her that you have a friend down in Texas that says when they have house cleaning to do, they hire a mexican woman. then just glare at her.

Animal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:57 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:54 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

what the fuck is going on here?

My bad, I accidentally opened my own nudes.

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:46 pm

Animal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:57 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:54 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

what the fuck is going on here?

My bad, I accidentally opened my own nudes.

If it's female he's willing to look.

Animal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:59 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:56 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:54 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 pm Tell me what you really think of her

Decent tits but was the second pic her vag or a roast beef sandwich? Hard to tell on my phone.

She's half Mexican, that's a taco

I think i have it. Tell her that you have a friend down in Texas that says when they have house cleaning to do, they hire a mexican woman. then just glare at her.

Got any cute ones down there you can send up?

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:47 pm If it's female he's willing to look.

Nah, dont want him getting clingy.

JCW wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:59 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:47 pm If it's female he's willing to look.

Nah, dont want him getting clingy.

He's def stage 5.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:55 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

Well, he does have a murder basement...

B-Tender wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:10 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:55 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

Well, he does have a murder basement...

He needs to find a woman that thinks that's a deal maker.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:14 am He needs to find a woman that thinks that's a deal maker.

This is how episodes of Dateline start.

JCW wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:24 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:14 am He needs to find a woman that thinks that's a deal maker.

This is how episodes of Dateline start.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:55 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

And sharp objects in every room of my house.

We met at Germanfest in Milwaukee serving beer. That's almost church. Right? Next year is gonna be awkward if we work the same bar again.

JCW wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:24 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:14 am He needs to find a woman that thinks that's a deal maker.

This is how episodes of Dateline start.

I had nothing to do with those disappearances.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:55 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

A man marries a woman for what she is. A woman marries a man for what she can change him into.

rule34 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:57 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:55 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

A man marries a woman for what she is. A woman marries a man for what she can change him into.

No truer words…

Unsolicited advice:

Turn your shitty housekeeping into an asset. Expend what little energy you have on cleaning your cesspool of a bathroom. The more it gleams, the more it contrasts with the moldy dishes and greasy stove. It shows you has priorities.

If you don’t fuck it up in the sack she'll come back.

rule34 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:57 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:55 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:36 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:35 pm What the fuck is the deal with wanting you to go to church??! You should just convert to the church of Satan.

Church is a deal breaker. Tell her about that priest that tried to grab your junk. Church cuts into football time.

Any time a person wants you to change who you are is a deal breaker.

She didn't meet him on Christian Mingle or at church, so why is she trying to change who he is.

A man marries a woman for what she is. A woman marries a man for what she can change him into.

I mean I could see that but it's a broad generalization. The thing that attracted me most to the boyfriend is he had all kinds of hobbies, activities, interests, I liked him for who he was and who he still is. And he is a completely different person now from the time we got together! (Not because of me, because of the union).

It's done.