
Hurricane Dorian
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This guy should tweet Trump, we could tow icebergs down from our new state Greenland with our Aircraft Carriers
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Well, it's already starting in our area. Bands of rain clouds that dump down really hard for 15 min or so, then it suddenly clears up and is sunny again. Til the next rain band. Been doing that the last couple of hours. I live about 8 miles west of downtown Orlando, and likely we'll see subtropical rains and some good wind, but certainly less than Cat1 storming. East of us, though, Melbourne to Titusville to Daytona Beach, there's probably going to be some major hell for a lot of folks who live on the coast.
I'm not really sure of Stapes' area, he's likely to be nearer the eye, and might see Cat 2 damage. Hope he's doing alright. Hurricanes are truly not any fun.
I'm not really sure of Stapes' area, he's likely to be nearer the eye, and might see Cat 2 damage. Hope he's doing alright. Hurricanes are truly not any fun.
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We could use the rain here, water tanks are going to start getting low again.
wut?
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For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
no shit? That's pretty damn good, actually.
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He learned how to keep score from Kim Jong Un.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:25 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
no shit? That's pretty damn good, actually.
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It's awesome he can get all that work done that he said Obama couldn't and still have time to golf even more than him too!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.

I feel good my tax dollars are helping him improve his golf game!
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They tend to blow over here pretty quickly so it's usually not a major problem.
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Bummer. I understand from the N Korean media Kim went golfing for the first time 10 years ago and sank 4 holes in in one in the first 9 holes. I understand they were following the CNN, Washington Post, NY Times models of reporting facts.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
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GD it. fricking leroyed,B-Tender wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:27 pmHe learned how to keep score from Kim Jong Un.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:25 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
no shit? That's pretty damn good, actually.

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“Wrong. That’s, frankly, a very dishonest question. I do very little of that. I’ve golfed, probably, less than any other president. The Golf Association Of America just gave me an award, the Least Golfing President award. Can you believe that? Beautiful.”FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:27 pmIt's awesome he can get all that work done that he said Obama couldn't and still have time to golf even more than him too!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
I feel good my tax dollars are helping him improve his golf game!
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The difference between me & you is, I don't give a fuck. The sad thing is that Trump will probably be re-elected because the Democrats can't come up with a worthy opponent. Right now the choices seem even worse than Hillary.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:30 pm“Wrong. That’s, frankly, a very dishonest question. I do very little of that. I’ve golfed, probably, less than any other president. The Golf Association Of America just gave me an award, the Least Golfing President award. Can you believe that? Beautiful.”FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:27 pmIt's awesome he can get all that work done that he said Obama couldn't and still have time to golf even more than him too!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
I feel good my tax dollars are helping him improve his golf game!
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Bernie, Biden, Ward... give me a break.
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So.you good? Looks good. Lucky bastard, hope you realize.Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:50 pm I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.
I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.
I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?
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No, he has no idea that category 5 hurricane missing his home is a good thing. Thank goodness you are here to point that out for him
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Easily the most retarded ever. Eisenhower played golf almost 365 days a year, sometimes twice a day. The difference? Back in the 50's, you didn't have some whiney ass retard pounding his computer keys 18 hours a day.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:30 pm“Wrong. That’s, frankly, a very dishonest question. I do very little of that. I’ve golfed, probably, less than any other president. The Golf Association Of America just gave me an award, the Least Golfing President award. Can you believe that? Beautiful.”FSchmertz wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:27 pmIt's awesome he can get all that work done that he said Obama couldn't and still have time to golf even more than him too!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:12 pm For all of you concerned about the hurricane..... Donald Trump shot a 3 over par today.
I feel good my tax dollars are helping him improve his golf game!
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