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CaptQuint
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by CaptQuint »
4 hours on UJR on vacation

why didn't you just stay home

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Charliesheen
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by Charliesheen »
She sure has a nice shape.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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VinceBordenIII
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by VinceBordenIII »
She makes me want to be a better man.
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HighNDry
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by HighNDry »
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:56 pm
She makes me want to be a better man.
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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VinceBordenIII
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by VinceBordenIII »
HighNDry wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:03 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:56 pm
She makes me want to be a better man.
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This makes me want to be a better man.
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VinceBordenIII
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by VinceBordenIII »
No poetry in your hearts. None.
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Charliesheen
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#108
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by Charliesheen »
The line wasn't from, "As Good as it Gets?"
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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VinceBordenIII
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by VinceBordenIII »
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:10 pm
The line wasn't from, "As Good as it Gets?"
I've heard it before. It's probably from a lot of places.
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BigChiefin
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by BigChiefin »
BUMP

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BigChiefin
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by BigChiefin »
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CaptQuint
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by CaptQuint »
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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BigChiefin
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by BigChiefin »
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VinceBordenIII
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by VinceBordenIII »
I wonder what it's like to have someone actually get down on their knees and kiss you on the behind?
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CHEEZY17
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by CHEEZY17 »
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:59 pm
I wonder what it's like to have someone actually get down on their knees and kiss you on the behind?
Much to my and several other UJR's dismay, Evv has made it very clear that she does NOT dig a good ass eating.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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CaptQuint
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by CaptQuint »
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:35 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:59 pm
I wonder what it's like to have someone actually get down on their knees and kiss you on the behind?
Much to my and several other UJR's dismay, Evv has made it very clear that she does NOT dig a good ass eating.
It's really her biggest fault
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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necronomous
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by necronomous »
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:47 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:35 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:59 pm
I wonder what it's like to have someone actually get down on their knees and kiss you on the behind?
Much to my and several other UJR's dismay, Evv has made it very clear that she does NOT dig a good ass eating.
It's really her biggest fault
She likes anal
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CaptQuint
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by CaptQuint »
necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:39 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:47 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:35 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:59 pm
I wonder what it's like to have someone actually get down on their knees and kiss you on the behind?
Much to my and several other UJR's dismay, Evv has made it very clear that she does NOT dig a good ass eating.
It's really her biggest fault
She likes anal
I didn't say she was a party pooper, nobodies perfect
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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fouts
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#119
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by fouts »
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:24 am
Different strokes for different folks. Just ain’t my thaaaang. Butt cheek smooches aight tho
good to know,it may take an hour or two get in the moment of smooches,just so you know