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Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
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Now I'm going to get all kinds of shit for this one:

Fight Club

Let the (somehow appropriate) pummeling begin! :lol:
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Plus the Kiss of Death that goes with it.
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:19 pm Now I'm going to get all kinds of shit for this one:

Fight Club

Let the (somehow appropriate) pummeling begin! :lol:
Fuck you, you faggot! Faggoty faggot!
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fouts wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:09 pm Star Wars #1 thru whatever ...story non existent,all the actors probably got a D+ in acting class, yet recycling shit seems to be successful box office over and over,sorta like Steinfeld,
Bond films---Daniel Craig is good but not after the remake of Casino Royale
Harry Potter -all,,except for when Emma is on the screen,12 yr nephew also thought it was moronic
X-men -- even special effects couldn't rescue bad story line
You have to put Star Wars in context of the times. People were wrapped around the theater waiting to buy tickets to that movie. Before it started, they made everyone get up and move inward to find open seats. In the opening, when that battle cruiser goes overhead, everyone was like "WHOAAHHH!"
And when the death star blew up there was clapping and cheering. The music was perfect. Darth Vader was the bomb.

Yeah, it's a childish story written by a guy who had probably never seen an actual vagina, but it was great for the times.
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FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Same reason that Phoebe Cates should have gotten an Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Everything Tyler Perry.
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fouts wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:09 pm Star Wars #1 thru whatever ...story non existent,all the actors probably got a D+ in acting class, yet recycling shit seems to be successful box office over and over,sorta like Steinfeld,
Bond films---Daniel Craig is good but not after the remake of Casino Royale
Harry Potter -all,,except for when Emma is on the screen,12 yr nephew also thought it was moronic
X-men -- even special effects couldn't rescue bad story line
When you say Star Wars #1 do you mean that piece of shit released in 1999 or the first film from 1977?
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Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:26 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Same reason that Phoebe Cates should have gotten an Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I hit puberty a year early thanks to Phoebe Cates.
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Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:14 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:26 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Same reason that Phoebe Cates should have gotten an Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I hit puberty a year early thanks to Phoebe Cates.
it was just a commanding performance. unlike anything the cinema has seen since.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:01 pm Has Quentin Tarantino come up yet?
:lol: :lol:
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Biker wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:20 pm The Big Lebowski is another cult favorite that is actually shit
Total Blasphemy
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Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:26 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Same reason that Phoebe Cates should have gotten an Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I think you forgot the question mark.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:24 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:26 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Same reason that Phoebe Cates should have gotten an Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I think you forgot the question mark.
No he didn't. Phoebe Cates should have gotten a special Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:26 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:24 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:26 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:45 pm
My Cousin Vinny

you didn't like my cousin vinny? wtf? what is there not to like in that movie. just the bangability of Marisa Tomei was enough to carry that entire film.
Tomei made that movie! And she deserved that Oscar!
Same reason that Phoebe Cates should have gotten an Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I think you forgot the question mark.
No he didn't. Phoebe Cates should have gotten a special Oscar for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
I guess. Easily the most ridiculous Oscar Winner in history. Talk with a Bronx accent to a bumpkin Southern jury about different tire sizes on different car models before Judge Munster. Win case. Win Oscar. Good fucking lord.
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Star Wars movies after the first one are like Ambien to me.
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It can't possibly be as stupid as the original "Top Gun," can it?

And add "Independence Day" to my hated list. The person(s) who wrote that script should be shot. :x

P.S. The lines they gave Bill Pullman/The President to say are on my "All Time Lamest" list
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:23 pm It can't possibly be as stupid as the original "Top Gun," can it?

And add "Independence Day" to my hated list. The person(s) who wrote that script should be shot. :x

P.S. The lines they gave Bill Pullman/The President to say are on my "All Time Lamest" list
:lol: Remember you being adamant about your hatred for "Independence Day". You are preaching to the choir. Worst Major movie ( except the special effects) ever released. God, the screenplay for that movie was like nails on a chalkboard. Cringe worthy every 2 minutes. If they approached it like "Sharknado" (campy) it would have been OK. But they were dead serious. Good Lord.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:05 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:23 pm It can't possibly be as stupid as the original "Top Gun," can it?

And add "Independence Day" to my hated list. The person(s) who wrote that script should be shot. :x

P.S. The lines they gave Bill Pullman/The President to say are on my "All Time Lamest" list
:lol: Remember you being adamant about your hatred for "Independence Day". You are preaching to the choir. Worst Major movie ( except the special effects) ever released. God, the screenplay for that movie was like nails on a chalkboard. Cringe worthy every 2 minutes. If they approached it like "Sharknado" (campy) it would have been OK. But they were dead serious. Good Lord.
Pearl Harbor or Armageddon?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:56 pm
fouts wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:09 pm Star Wars #1 thru whatever ...story non existent,all the actors probably got a D+ in acting class, yet recycling shit seems to be successful box office over and over,sorta like Steinfeld,
Bond films---Daniel Craig is good but not after the remake of Casino Royale
Harry Potter -all,,except for when Emma is on the screen,12 yr nephew also thought it was moronic
X-men -- even special effects couldn't rescue bad story line
When you say Star Wars #1 do you mean that piece of shit released in 1999 or the first film from 1977?
the 1st one-1977- and all that followed
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:26 pm
fouts wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:09 pm Star Wars #1 thru whatever ...story non existent,all the actors probably got a D+ in acting class, yet recycling shit seems to be successful box office over and over,sorta like Steinfeld,
Bond films---Daniel Craig is good but not after the remake of Casino Royale
Harry Potter -all,,except for when Emma is on the screen,12 yr nephew also thought it was moronic
X-men -- even special effects couldn't rescue bad story line
You have to put Star Wars in context of the times. People were wrapped around the theater waiting to buy tickets to that movie. Before it started, they made everyone get up and move inward to find open seats. In the opening, when that battle cruiser goes overhead, everyone was like "WHOAAHHH!"
And when the death star blew up there was clapping and cheering. The music was perfect. Darth Vader was the bomb.

Yeah, it's a childish story written by a guy who had probably never seen an actual vagina, but it was great for the times.
even for the times it marginally entertaining if you were under 15 yrs old,almost saw the fishing lines hold the model spacecraft, I say The Matrix changed movie special effects more than Star Bores...
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