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deadpetals wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:54 am Thanks fellas. I'll show you shadow boobs. It's cool. Not here boob thread
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Some Dad's aren't worth knowing.
I blame Biker.
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Damn Hippies. Is there anything they dont fuck up?
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Biker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:03 pm
deadpetals wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:56 pm Well we were never super close but no, if anything it brought us closer. He lives in NC and me and my guys went down over the summer and stayed with him. He's such a great man. Gives great advice. 😊
Thats good to hear, but I suppose Im not linking the hurt and heartbreak of the test results and your dad's relationship. Are you more angry at your mother?
Aren't you the one that loves his mom because she is light skinned European and hate his father because he is dark skinned native Brazilian? Admit it Biker, you love your mom more than your dad for that very reason.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:45 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:03 pm
deadpetals wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:56 pm Well we were never super close but no, if anything it brought us closer. He lives in NC and me and my guys went down over the summer and stayed with him. He's such a great man. Gives great advice. 😊
Thats good to hear, but I suppose Im not linking the hurt and heartbreak of the test results and your dad's relationship. Are you more angry at your mother?
Aren't you the one that loves his mom because she is light skinned European and hate his father because he is dark skinned native Brazilian? Admit it Biker, you love your mom more than your dad for that very reason.


I believe his dad is the Norwegian
I blame Biker.
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Biker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:11 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:45 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:03 pm
deadpetals wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:56 pm Well we were never super close but no, if anything it brought us closer. He lives in NC and me and my guys went down over the summer and stayed with him. He's such a great man. Gives great advice. 😊
Thats good to hear, but I suppose Im not linking the hurt and heartbreak of the test results and your dad's relationship. Are you more angry at your mother?
Aren't you the one that loves his mom because she is light skinned European and hate his father because he is dark skinned native Brazilian? Admit it Biker, you love your mom more than your dad for that very reason.
That’s dumb even for you
If I'm so dumb to ask the question than why can't you answer it? I think you don't want people to know the truth.
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I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
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analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
Maybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.
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analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
Maybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.
There was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:27 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
Maybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.
There was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.
Like wine ... UJ gets better with age.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:27 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
Maybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.
There was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.
Are you suggesting the mods should enforce morality by banning people who mock your poop eating wife?
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analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:50 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:27 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
Maybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.
There was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.
Are you suggesting the mods should enforce morality by banning people who mock your poop eating wife?
No. I'm suggesting that maybe mods shouldn't imitate and promote that type of racist behavior, you know, because they're so smart like you.
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The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
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poop eating is racist?
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analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
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Is this all you guys have to do is be douchebags towards someone? Christ y'all losers. Go out there and create some interesting threads for a change. I don't know why you find this bullshit entertaining. It's really very sad. :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
Yeah, if only I could live in Canada like you, people are just dying to move there. :lol:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
Yeah, if only I could live in Canada like you, people are just dying to move there. :lol:
The poop piles up here are frozen this time of year. Your wife wouldn't last 15 minutes.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:24 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
Yeah, if only I could live in Canada like you, people are just dying to move there. :lol:
The poop piles up here are frozen this time of year. Your wife wouldn't last 15 minutes.
Wow, the same basic joke rehashed for about 5 years now. That's really original and funny. I'm sure everyone is laughing hysterically at that one. Did you tell your wife that joke and the origin of it about a starving child trying to survive? I'm sure she'll laugh. :roll:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:24 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
Yeah, if only I could live in Canada like you, people are just dying to move there. :lol:
The poop piles up here are frozen this time of year. Your wife wouldn't last 15 minutes.
She’d probably chip a tooth.
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HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:30 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:24 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
Yeah, if only I could live in Canada like you, people are just dying to move there. :lol:
The poop piles up here are frozen this time of year. Your wife wouldn't last 15 minutes.
She’d probably chip a tooth.
Seriously, you're new around here, or you're an older user going under a new user name. How fucking old are you, 12?
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:32 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:30 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:24 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:14 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:01 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:55 pm The mods are unable to stop your wife eating poop. It's really outside of our remit.
Perhaps if he moved her away from that shithole New Jersey.
Yeah, if only I could live in Canada like you, people are just dying to move there. :lol:
The poop piles up here are frozen this time of year. Your wife wouldn't last 15 minutes.
She’d probably chip a tooth.
Seriously, you're new around here, or you're an older user going under a new user name. How fucking old are you, 12?
I’ll never tell, fucknuts.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:25 am
I can relate to your pain. My younger sister is the result of an affair my mother had while my parents were still married. My sister doesn't know and I hope she never finds out. I'm the only one left alive in the family that knows and I'll take it to my grave. But it's been a heavy burden for a long time.

Be strong.
How about I laugh at your story RD and rehash it for the next 5 years? I could come up with jokes and nasty comments all day long with this one. Nah, I'm not a childish douchebag like you are RD, don't worry, there are better people than you out there.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:27 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:00 pm
analhamster wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 pm I can see no other possible explanation for not wanting to discuss your family relationships on an open forum with a vindictive moron.
Maybe if a racist was calling your wife a cockroach because she's from El Salvador you would understand the point I'm making, and why I'm making it. Biker is a racist and it makes him the moron, not me. & you use terms like "moron" way too freely AH. Look in the mirror pal. I'm not sure why you always act like you're superior to everyone here when you're not.
Maybe if everyone constantly mocked you for your wife being a 3rd world poop eater you'd understand the point I made.
There was a time when UJ was not like that. Maybe it has something to do with they way the mods handle things these days.
FSF says there was a time when mods would handle the attacks on his poop wife. Then claims they have been going on for 5 years :baaa:
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