oh Sh*t
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Same guy, Tuff Hedeman, was the first guy to ever ride that same bull though. The next time he managed to stay back the whole time.
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years ago i screwed a girl, she was on her back and i was on top,and when I "stuck it in" she started bucking like that and about 8 seconds was all I could last. then she said she'd have to tell her fiance' what she did. I was "fiance'? Where is he now?" "in prison" what's his name? turned out to be my lifelong friend. years later when i bought my house my next door neighbor is that friend. so i went and told him I was sorry for giving her screw job and he said he only went out with her 2 times and then she started dating a different guy. He said she didn't fuck like that with him and another friend of mine actually 2 or 3 of my friends dated her and none said she did that with them, so i don't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing that she fucked me that way. It was very intereting to say the least, just didn't last very long. like a slice of bacon in red hot cast iron skillet comes to mind.
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if they were going to make a movie about her life, what celebrity would you choose to play her?jsdspif wrote: ↑Tue May 12, 2026 9:38 pmyears ago i screwed a girl, she was on her back and i was on top,and when I "stuck it in" she started bucking like that and about 8 seconds was all I could last. then she said she'd have to tell her fiance' what she did. I was "fiance'? Where is he now?" "in prison" what's his name? turned out to be my lifelong friend. years later when i bought my house my next door neighbor is that friend. so i went and told him I was sorry for giving her screw job and he said he only went out with her 2 times and then she started dating a different guy. He said she didn't fuck like that with him and another friend of mine actually 2 or 3 of my friends dated her and none said she did that with them, so i don't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing that she fucked me that way. It was very intereting to say the least, just didn't last very long. like a slice of bacon in red hot cast iron skillet comes to mind.
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That's a good one. I still see her quite a bit as she works at local grocery store. She really hasn't changed any. tall, maybe 5'10"? slender , the entire family is somewhat dark complected not quite as dark as a mexican person but close , i don't think she's a mexican though. I don't know kind of penelope cruz lookiing? But not as dark. She's pretty cool , she's just been around the block a few times but I don't have a problem. Years ago I lived with 2 girls, was supposed to be like 3's company but within a week the one girl and i started fooling around, she used to say "girls get horny too". I don't know all that many celebs, but penelope cruz but less tits, she's pretty flat chested. It's pretty amazing considering she's had 5 or 6 kids. We always have a pretty good laugh when I see her. Actually, I haven't seen her there at the store lately but I'm not going to the store as often now that gas is getting up there and I've been buying my beer at walmart because it's cheaper.
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I wouldn't think having girl that looks like Penelope Cruz around, who fucks any guy that wants some, would be all that bad. You should look her up.jsdspif wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2026 9:42 am That's a good one. I still see her quite a bit as she works at local grocery store. She really hasn't changed any. tall, maybe 5'10"? slender , the entire family is somewhat dark complected not quite as dark as a mexican person but close , i don't think she's a mexican though. I don't know kind of penelope cruz lookiing? But not as dark. She's pretty cool , she's just been around the block a few times but I don't have a problem. Years ago I lived with 2 girls, was supposed to be like 3's company but within a week the one girl and i started fooling around, she used to say "girls get horny too". I don't know all that many celebs, but penelope cruz but less tits, she's pretty flat chested. It's pretty amazing considering she's had 5 or 6 kids. We always have a pretty good laugh when I see her. Actually, I haven't seen her there at the store lately but I'm not going to the store as often now that gas is getting up there and I've been buying my beer at walmart because it's cheaper.
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