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Homebrew
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by Homebrew » Mon May 11, 2026 7:20 pm
Birthday to me. 59 years today and I don't feel a day over 80.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
Who
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by Who » Mon May 11, 2026 7:24 pm
Happy Birthday
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by nerd_alert » Mon May 11, 2026 8:18 pm
hawkfan8812
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by hawkfan8812 » Mon May 11, 2026 8:55 pm
Well, you look 2 years short of 80. Grats
I turn 59 this year as well.
CHEEZY17
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by CHEEZY17 » Mon May 11, 2026 10:02 pm
Happy birthday you old coot!
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by Biker » Tue May 12, 2026 12:46 am
Happy happy!
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by Blast » Tue May 12, 2026 1:30 am
Fuck you're old and ugly
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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by Cyberhonky » Tue May 12, 2026 8:43 am
Hbd
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Homebrew
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by Homebrew » Tue May 12, 2026 4:53 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue May 12, 2026 1:30 am
Fuck you're old and ugly
Well, at least I'm not fat. *looks in mirror* Shit.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
disco.moon
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by disco.moon » Thu May 14, 2026 1:54 am
Happy Birthday! Did you have cake?
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by Homebrew » Thu May 14, 2026 6:48 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑ Thu May 14, 2026 1:54 am
Happy Birthday! Did you have cake?
We did, yes. German chocolate with old fashioned vanilla ice-cream. One of my daughters came over with the grandkids for a combo mothers day/birthday thing.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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by disco.moon » Thu May 14, 2026 7:42 pm
That's awesome! I think it's bad luck to not get your birthday wish. It's a little witchcraft everyone does.