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Biker wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 1:34 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 1:52 am
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It's a valid point. Frontier can only take so many of them. Maybe they'll opt for Carnival Cruises instead.
Last year because of scheduling issues we had 1 week where the whole family was available for a cruise. The only cruise that fit our schedule needs happened to be a Carnival Cruise. Let's just say the cultural enrichment was at a very high level. I don't think we will be cruising Carnival again.
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You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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who doesn't want to ride around all day proclaiming to the world that they intend to live an eternal life of anguish in the bosom of satan's tears?
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Homebrew wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
X3 on the cruise. Seems like they are floating petri dishes
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Biker wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:12 pm
Homebrew wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
X3 on the cruise. Seems like they are floating petri dishes
And you would be correct

"Apparent hantavirus outbreak kills 3 on cruise ship, sickens at least 3 more, health officials say"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hantavirus ... ape-verde/
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nerd_alert wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:39 pm
Biker wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:12 pm
Homebrew wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
X3 on the cruise. Seems like they are floating petri dishes
And you would be correct

"Apparent hantavirus outbreak kills 3 on cruise ship, sickens at least 3 more, health officials say"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hantavirus ... ape-verde/
Oh you silly people and your poor immune systems. Cruises are great! Well, except for the last Carnival one but even that was mostly tolerable.
We book a suite with a balcony, avoid the main buffet at peak hours, avoid the casino, eat at the nicer restaurants, and do excursions off of the ship. Hand sanitizer is a must.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 7:01 pm
Homebrew wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 6:54 pm Image
who doesn't want to ride around all day proclaiming to the world that they intend to live an eternal life of anguish in the bosom of satan's tears?
(You misread that).
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