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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 6:02 pm have we really missed his posting?
Give him a break, he was probably three edibles deep when he posted that. ;)
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TACO !!!!!!!

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Homebrew wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 7:39 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 6:02 pm have we really missed his posting?
Give him a break, he was probably three edibles deep when he posted that. ;)
i checked the logs. he edited that post 3 times and that was the end result.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 5:08 pm man that really pissed me off hearing Newsome coaching the EU leaders to stand up to Trump, etc. Its one thing to disagree, but its an entirely different ballgame when you attempt tactics that can hurt the country in the process. I'm reminded of that scene in Godfather when Sonny speaks up during the meeting with Sollozo and the Godfather shuts him up and later apologizes for his son speaking. After the meeting Godfather tells him to never reveal family business and letting him know that no one outside the family can know any division within the family.
You mean, like tariffs?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 11:23 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 5:08 pm man that really pissed me off hearing Newsome coaching the EU leaders to stand up to Trump, etc. Its one thing to disagree, but its an entirely different ballgame when you attempt tactics that can hurt the country in the process. I'm reminded of that scene in Godfather when Sonny speaks up during the meeting with Sollozo and the Godfather shuts him up and later apologizes for his son speaking. After the meeting Godfather tells him to never reveal family business and letting him know that no one outside the family can know any division within the family.
You mean, like tariffs?
yeah, actually. but my beef with tariffs wouldn't lead me to try to get other countries to retaliate against ours.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 11:13 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 7:39 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 6:02 pm have we really missed his posting?
Give him a break, he was probably three edibles deep when he posted that. ;)
i checked the logs. he edited that post 3 times and that was the end result.
Fucking Ricky. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 11:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 11:23 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 5:08 pm man that really pissed me off hearing Newsome coaching the EU leaders to stand up to Trump, etc. Its one thing to disagree, but its an entirely different ballgame when you attempt tactics that can hurt the country in the process. I'm reminded of that scene in Godfather when Sonny speaks up during the meeting with Sollozo and the Godfather shuts him up and later apologizes for his son speaking. After the meeting Godfather tells him to never reveal family business and letting him know that no one outside the family can know any division within the family.
You mean, like tariffs?
yeah, actually. but my beef with tariffs wouldn't lead me to try to get other countries to retaliate against ours.
For real. Everyone knows I hated Shit Show but I never would have supported another US politician going abroad and urging other countries to unite against us.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 2:27 amA useful chart
There's a couple of aspects being overlooked with this chart. First is that these countries use a day or so of a voting period that is typically convenient to their population. They have a national voting holiday, or have the voting day during their weekends. They have polling locations in places where their populations can be to them, and enough locations that usually aren't far from residential areas. They have ways of getting voters with physical or aged-related disabilities to a polling location. They actually encourage their populations to vote and make it easy. Here you can only hope your boss will actually give that time without firing you, despite that already being illegal, on a day in the middle of the week right during normal work and commute hours. And you hope there's somewhere to park when you get there!

In terms of voter ID, many of these countries have some form of of a validating citizenship card or even a passport-like booklet, and it is apart from any other form of ID like a driver licence. The US Real ID in a driver license or ID card was supposed to give something like that, but Trump's administration seems to disregard it now despite many of us having suffered showing a large handful of hopefully valid citizenship and residential information to put the golden star on our state D/L. Should we have our own separate form of citizenship card in the US? At one time, conservatives regarded that as the sign of the Devil and worked hard against it pretty successfully. And many still do.

And I haven't forgotten that a fair number on this board work at being constitutional originalists about voting, who feel that voting should only be extended to the population that could vote when the US Constitution was signed. Let's see: that was rich, white male property owners. No one else got to vote, or it was made unaccountably difficult.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 5:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 2:27 amA useful chart

And I haven't forgotten that a fair number on this board work at being constitutional originalists about voting, who feel that voting should only be extended to the population that could vote when the US Constitution was signed. Let's see: that was rich, white male property owners. No one else got to vote, or it was made unaccountably difficult.
Count me as one of them. If you dont own anything, dont contribute to society, then what stake do you have in the outcome of elections? Voting for a living shouldnt be a thing
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did you know that if you are not a property owner within the jurisdiction of an HOA that you cannot be a member of that HOA? Only property owners can be members. You can't vote in HOA elections, rules or bylaws or anything.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 21, 2026 6:02 pm have we really missed his posting?
Eh!

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Biker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 5:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 2:27 amA useful chart

And I haven't forgotten that a fair number on this board work at being constitutional originalists about voting, who feel that voting should only be extended to the population that could vote when the US Constitution was signed. Let's see: that was rich, white male property owners. No one else got to vote, or it was made unaccountably difficult.
Count me as one of them. If you dont own anything, dont contribute to society, then what stake do you have in the outcome of elections? Voting for a living shouldnt be a thing
Does everything politians have power over have to do with owning something? Why would it matter for their elections?
We know you are a retired housemom ( with a dick) with tons of assets.

Why does that make you more important than an 18 year old that was raised by drug addicted parents?

Be specific...
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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so is there now a conspiracy theory about the conspiracy theory cartoon?
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Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Fri Jan 23, 2026 3:46 am
Biker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:58 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 5:22 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 2:27 amA useful chart

And I haven't forgotten that a fair number on this board work at being constitutional originalists about voting, who feel that voting should only be extended to the population that could vote when the US Constitution was signed. Let's see: that was rich, white male property owners. No one else got to vote, or it was made unaccountably difficult.
Count me as one of them. If you dont own anything, dont contribute to society, then what stake do you have in the outcome of elections? Voting for a living shouldnt be a thing
Does everything politians have power over have to do with owning something? Why would it matter for their elections?
We know you are a retired housemom ( with a dick) with tons of assets.

Why does that make you more important than an 18 year old that was raised by drug addicted parents?

Be specific...
Its not about importance, its about "skin in the game".

When only the land owners were taxed, they funded the government. Ergo, only they got to vote.

Nowadays everyone is taxed in a myriad of ways, often daily... SO, for better and worse, everyone gets to vote.

While somewhat unrealistic that it would ever happen --> There is nothing wrong with wanting to go back to the original Constitutional process for taxes and voting. Not having to pay a single tax ever again is a pretty decent trade off that I think many people would agree to.
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Biker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:58 pm Count me as one of them. If you dont own anything, dont contribute to society, then what stake do you have in the outcome of elections? Voting for a living shouldnt be a thing
What exactly do you mean by property ownership, then, this "skin in the game"? Some single piece of property somewhere? Does it need to have a structure on it? A usable structure? Developed or raw property? Can there be multiple owners, and does each owner on the deed now get a vote? How about property owned by a trust or receivership? How much property? An acre, a half acre, a postage stamp sized piece? How about a property bank with many owners of tiny little pieces just to claim the right to vote? Investment property? Will a private condo qualify? Does property owned by a corporate entity entitle it to a vote, if even just local? [Barring Citizens United like cases] Property ownership gives a right to vote in all electoral levels, or just a lower or higher level?

And why does a stake in property equal a vote? There were up to the VRA of '65 a number of kinds of American citizens who owned property who weren't given the right to vote, or who had various mechanisms in place to prevent them from voting. How does property ownership amount to contributing to society? By how much?

When this topic came up at the old UJ/Pol, I asked these questions and others, and not one single time did I ever get an answer to anything. I imagine it's just an open subject to folks who take such a general position, but have never considered all the ramifications of trying to tie the right to vote on property ownership in a more modern conception, at least in that it might not disenfranchise the "wrong" people.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 24, 2026 7:32 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:58 pm Count me as one of them. If you dont own anything, dont contribute to society, then what stake do you have in the outcome of elections? Voting for a living shouldnt be a thing
What exactly do you mean by property ownership, then, this "skin in the game"? Some single piece of property somewhere? Does it need to have a structure on it? A usable structure? Developed or raw property? Can there be multiple owners, and does each owner on the deed now get a vote? How about property owned by a trust or receivership? How much property? An acre, a half acre, a postage stamp sized piece? How about a property bank with many owners of tiny little pieces just to claim the right to vote? Investment property? Will a private condo qualify? Does property owned by a corporate entity entitle it to a vote, if even just local? [Barring Citizens United like cases] Property ownership gives a right to vote in all electoral levels, or just a lower or higher level?

And why does a stake in property equal a vote? There were up to the VRA of '65 a number of kinds of American citizens who owned property who weren't given the right to vote, or who had various mechanisms in place to prevent them from voting. How does property ownership amount to contributing to society? By how much?

When this topic came up at the old UJ/Pol, I asked these questions and others, and not one single time did I ever get an answer to anything. I imagine it's just an open subject to folks who take such a general position, but have never considered all the ramifications of trying to tie the right to vote on property ownership in a more modern conception, at least in that it might not disenfranchise the "wrong" people.
Not sure why you are being overbearingly nitpicky...

Iirc, under the original system you had to "own land", and with that you got two things: the obligation to pay property taxes and vote.

If this were to be implemented today, I imagine the same rules would apply... if you own land, no matter the size, which ever jurisdictions that tax goes to you have a say in the outcome of that spending via your vote.

Now that said, within your long list of what-ifs there is one that needs to be addressed: Legal fiction should never get to vote, but unless lobbing was outlawed on the same day the an 'originalist' tax-vote plan was implemented, they too would get a vote. Which would be bullshit.
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Cassandros wrote: ↑Sun Jan 25, 2026 2:31 am
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 24, 2026 7:32 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 22, 2026 10:58 pm Count me as one of them. If you dont own anything, dont contribute to society, then what stake do you have in the outcome of elections? Voting for a living shouldnt be a thing
What exactly do you mean by property ownership, then, this "skin in the game"? Some single piece of property somewhere? Does it need to have a structure on it? A usable structure? Developed or raw property? Can there be multiple owners, and does each owner on the deed now get a vote? How about property owned by a trust or receivership? How much property? An acre, a half acre, a postage stamp sized piece? How about a property bank with many owners of tiny little pieces just to claim the right to vote? Investment property? Will a private condo qualify? Does property owned by a corporate entity entitle it to a vote, if even just local? [Barring Citizens United like cases] Property ownership gives a right to vote in all electoral levels, or just a lower or higher level?

And why does a stake in property equal a vote? There were up to the VRA of '65 a number of kinds of American citizens who owned property who weren't given the right to vote, or who had various mechanisms in place to prevent them from voting. How does property ownership amount to contributing to society? By how much?

When this topic came up at the old UJ/Pol, I asked these questions and others, and not one single time did I ever get an answer to anything. I imagine it's just an open subject to folks who take such a general position, but have never considered all the ramifications of trying to tie the right to vote on property ownership in a more modern conception, at least in that it might not disenfranchise the "wrong" people.
Not sure why you are being overbearingly nitpicky...
Are you new here? ;)
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Gotta admit, I didn't have MAGA troglodytes neuter and piss on the 2nd Amendment on my Bingo card... but it sure is fucking funny watching them do it!
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Cassandros wrote: ↑Sun Jan 25, 2026 2:31 am
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 24, 2026 7:32 pm When this topic came up at the old UJ/Pol, I asked these questions and others, and not one single time did I ever get an answer to anything. I imagine it's just an open subject to folks who take such a general position, but have never considered all the ramifications of trying to tie the right to vote on property ownership in a more modern conception, at least in that it might not disenfranchise the "wrong" people.
Not sure why you are being overbearingly nitpicky...

Iirc, under the original system you had to "own land", and with that you got two things: the obligation to pay property taxes and vote.

If this were to be implemented today, I imagine the same rules would apply... if you own land, no matter the size, which ever jurisdictions that tax goes to you have a say in the outcome of that spending via your vote.

Now that said, within your long list of what-ifs there is one that needs to be addressed: Legal fiction should never get to vote, but unless lobbing was outlawed on the same day the an 'originalist' tax-vote plan was implemented, they too would get a vote. Which would be bullshit.
Sure it's being nit-picky. It's why we have so many damn lawyers who run all levels of government, or directly influence those who do run it. But the basic question is, are we the same country we were 250 years ago. That's a quarter of a millennium, no tiny chunk of human time. A lot has changed not only in our country but around the world. We are no longer the essentially agrarian society we were when the founding fathers signed the US Constitution. We don't have a lot of the simplistic arrangements in our life, society, and the government we had then. So why would you think it would be so simple, without nitpicks? The nitpicks are there because there is no simple solution to any legal and governmental aspect of our body of law. There is always some kind of "but what about...?" that gets nitpicked before laws and regulations are put into place. Lawyers look them over, make changes, then have to make more changes as they are put into action. It's why we're supposed to have a viable court system to help review such legislation in light of the founding documents; sometimes that works, and sometimes it doesn't.

I like the idea of a voter's land bank, as I own several acres of empty land around my neighborhood, and I pay not an insignificant amount of county property tax for them. Want to vote? I can sell you a one-foot by one-foot parcel in one of those plots, make you legal half owner of that plot, with the legal stipulation that you cannot sell or subdivide it in any way [nit-picky!]. And you have to assist with the cost on the yearly ad-valorem [nit-picky!] One acre is 43560 ft2, so that means I can make 43560 people of any kind of non-property owning status a voter, if they pay the price I ask. One acre I own is valued at $250K, and I paid $2K in property tax last year on it, not including non ad-valorem taxes and fees. And of course I have to profit off this scheme, and if I'm a heartless capitalist I can squeeze this way past what the basic numbers crunch up to. Win-Win!, and a bunch of new voters have their card for the polling station! :D

This is all assuming that the law-makers, lawyer or not, allow for such a scheme [nit-picky!], or regulates it without gutting the profit motive out of the scheme [nit-picky!].
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 25, 2026 7:28 pm
Cassandros wrote: ↑Sun Jan 25, 2026 2:31 am
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 24, 2026 7:32 pm When this topic came up at the old UJ/Pol, I asked these questions and others, and not one single time did I ever get an answer to anything. I imagine it's just an open subject to folks who take such a general position, but have never considered all the ramifications of trying to tie the right to vote on property ownership in a more modern conception, at least in that it might not disenfranchise the "wrong" people.
Not sure why you are being overbearingly nitpicky...

Iirc, under the original system you had to "own land", and with that you got two things: the obligation to pay property taxes and vote.

If this were to be implemented today, I imagine the same rules would apply... if you own land, no matter the size, which ever jurisdictions that tax goes to you have a say in the outcome of that spending via your vote.

Now that said, within your long list of what-ifs there is one that needs to be addressed: Legal fiction should never get to vote, but unless lobbing was outlawed on the same day the an 'originalist' tax-vote plan was implemented, they too would get a vote. Which would be bullshit.
Sure it's being nit-picky. It's why we have so many damn lawyers who run all levels of government, or directly influence those who do run it. But the basic question is, are we the same country we were 250 years ago. That's a quarter of a millennium, no tiny chunk of human time. A lot has changed not only in our country but around the world. We are no longer the essentially agrarian society we were when the founding fathers signed the US Constitution. We don't have a lot of the simplistic arrangements in our life, society, and the government we had then. So why would you think it would be so simple, without nitpicks? The nitpicks are there because there is no simple solution to any legal and governmental aspect of our body of law. There is always some kind of "but what about...?" that gets nitpicked before laws and regulations are put into place. Lawyers look them over, make changes, then have to make more changes as they are put into action. It's why we're supposed to have a viable court system to help review such legislation in light of the founding documents; sometimes that works, and sometimes it doesn't.

I like the idea of a voter's land bank, as I own several acres of empty land around my neighborhood, and I pay not an insignificant amount of county property tax for them. Want to vote? I can sell you a one-foot by one-foot parcel in one of those plots, make you legal half owner of that plot, with the legal stipulation that you cannot sell or subdivide it in any way [nit-picky!]. And you have to assist with the cost on the yearly ad-valorem [nit-picky!] One acre is 43560 ft2, so that means I can make 43560 people of any kind of non-property owning status a voter, if they pay the price I ask. One acre I own is valued at $250K, and I paid $2K in property tax last year on it, not including non ad-valorem taxes and fees. And of course I have to profit off this scheme, and if I'm a heartless capitalist I can squeeze this way past what the basic numbers crunch up to. Win-Win!, and a bunch of new voters have their card for the polling station! :D

This is all assuming that the law-makers, lawyer or not, allow for such a scheme [nit-picky!], or regulates it without gutting the profit motive out of the scheme [nit-picky!].
That's a terrible idea.

And schemers like you are the reason the world largely sucks.
β€œThe society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither, the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great deal of both.” --Milton Friedman
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