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Battery, via excessive and enthusiastic sponge baths
A nursing student was arrested at Reidland Community Hospital after several patients filed complaints regarding "inappropriate sponge baths."
Witnesses allege Darla Thornton, 22, displayed an "unusual enthusiasm" during patient hygiene routines. One elderly patient, Mr. Fitzpatrick, claimed Thornton spent "an eternity" cleaning his elbow, accompanied by what he described as "thrilling and disturbing at the same time."

Hospital staff became suspicious after noticing a significant increase in patient requests for sponge baths, even among those previously averse to bathing. Security footage reportedly shows Thornton entering rooms with a bucket overflowing with suds and a mischievous grin. "She kept asking if I wanted 'extra bubbles,'" recounted Mrs. Gable, a recovering hip surgery patient.

Thornton, currently suspended from Farley Community College nursing program, faces multiple counts of misdemeanor battery and excessive lathering. Her attorney maintains her innocence, claiming she was merely "providing a superior level of care."
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Public nudity and resisting arrest
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Battery, via excessive and enthusiastic sponge baths
A nursing student was arrested at Reidland Community Hospital after several patients filed complaints regarding "inappropriate sponge baths."
Witnesses allege Darla Thornton, 22, displayed an "unusual enthusiasm" during patient hygiene routines. One elderly patient, Mr. Fitzpatrick, claimed Thornton spent "an eternity" cleaning his elbow, accompanied by what he described as "thrilling and disturbing at the same time."

Hospital staff became suspicious after noticing a significant increase in patient requests for sponge baths, even among those previously averse to bathing. Security footage reportedly shows Thornton entering rooms with a bucket overflowing with suds and a mischievous grin. "She kept asking if I wanted 'extra bubbles,'" recounted Mrs. Gable, a recovering hip surgery patient.

Thornton, currently suspended from Farley Community College nursing program, faces multiple counts of misdemeanor battery and excessive lathering. Her attorney maintains her innocence, claiming she was merely "providing a superior level of care."
"a significant increase in patient requests for sponge baths." Hell yeah. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Former Texas high school teacher Haeli Noelle Wey pleaded guilty to two felony counts of having an improper relationship with a student
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First degree murder, tampering with evidence, and resisting arrest with violence (allegedly murdered her 79 year old roommate and then poured diet Mountain Dew all over herself to try to get rid of any DNA evidence on her body, her DNA was then found on a bloody knife)
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Former Texas high school teacher Haeli Noelle Wey pleaded guilty to two felony counts of having an improper relationship with a student
Arrest documents say a 17-year-old victim told authorities he had sex with Wey about 10 times between August and September.

The sheriff's office said Wey also kissed and had sexual contact with another 17-year-old student on a hike.

Wey was booked into the Travis County Jail on $75,000 bail for each count and was in custody Thursday afternoon.

Damn. one kid got it 10 times in 2 months.
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Biker wrote: Sun Aug 31, 2025 3:03 pm Image

Former Texas high school teacher Haeli Noelle Wey pleaded guilty to two felony counts of having an improper relationship with a student
Arrest documents say a 17-year-old victim told authorities he had sex with Wey about 10 times between August and September.

The sheriff's office said Wey also kissed and had sexual contact with another 17-year-old student on a hike.

Wey was booked into the Travis County Jail on $75,000 bail for each count and was in custody Thursday afternoon.

Damn. one kid got it 10 times in 2 months.
Imagine being her husband and getting cucked by two 17yo. Thats rough
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New Jersey teacher, 37, pleads guilty to sexually assaulting 2 students
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jer ... 23734.html
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New Jersey teacher, 37, pleads guilty to sexually assaulting 2 students
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jer ... 23734.html
wtf...thats one ugly bitch
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pork wrote: Fri Sep 05, 2025 4:30 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Thu Sep 04, 2025 5:09 pm Image

New Jersey teacher, 37, pleads guilty to sexually assaulting 2 students
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jer ... 23734.html
wtf...thats one ugly bitch
At 17, I wouldn't have cared. Probably wouldn't have cared after my divorce either.
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nerd_alert wrote: Thu Sep 04, 2025 5:09 pm Image

New Jersey teacher, 37, pleads guilty to sexually assaulting 2 students
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jer ... 23734.html
Whenever I see girls with so much of their upper gums showing I always call them gummy girl. And off topic.... old Pete used to say there was nothing like getting a "gum job" from a girl, that's when the girl either has no teeth or she has false teeth and removes them. His wife had false teeth and he'd say "On special occasions or when she was really horny she'd take her teeth out and suck me, really feels good to get a good gum job". He also used to say "you never gave yourself a bad handjob". He was pretty smart. Talked to him a while back, I want to say he was 96 , wife was 92 and he said "we like sex" good old pete. When he first got the phone I did my Elvis act " thank you, thank you very much" and old Pete "you sumbitch , still a crazy little mother fucker". He was a blast. One time I picked up a large piece of steel about an 1 1/2 diameter and the end was spherical, in our trade the slang term was "pecker pin" so I showed it to Pete and said "wonder how that would feel shoved in your ass" It was about 15 inches long, and with no hesitation, Pete said "ooooohhh that feels really good!" I think he may have swung both ways. And speaking of swinging both ways, Charlie Sheen just admitted to having sex with men. Who knew, but old Denise Richards, jesus that bitch looks rough.I think he got Kacey Jordan too. that flat chested babe had a meaty pussy, I'd like to give her my 4 incher! (said Mark "Disco" Doolittle). Watch the skateroom for me, I have to take a leak boy" (old Arnold, leaving the skateroom to take a leak). J-Bird passes the stick....
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Blast wrote: Fri Sep 05, 2025 9:14 pm
pork wrote: Fri Sep 05, 2025 4:30 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Thu Sep 04, 2025 5:09 pm Image

New Jersey teacher, 37, pleads guilty to sexually assaulting 2 students
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jer ... 23734.html
wtf...thats one ugly bitch
At 17, I wouldn't have cared. Probably wouldn't have cared after my divorce either.
I don't think she looks all that bad, but like with all the other girls I'd like to see full frontal and full rear shots, not necessarily nude, just see the rest of them. That tatooed bitch for murder, stay away, as in far far away, over the rainbow, rainbow , raibow (intro to 1978 rainbow tour)
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jsdspif wrote: Sat Sep 06, 2025 1:11 am
Blast wrote: Fri Sep 05, 2025 9:14 pm
pork wrote: Fri Sep 05, 2025 4:30 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Thu Sep 04, 2025 5:09 pm Image

New Jersey teacher, 37, pleads guilty to sexually assaulting 2 students
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jer ... 23734.html
wtf...thats one ugly bitch
At 17, I wouldn't have cared. Probably wouldn't have cared after my divorce either.
I don't think she looks all that bad, but like with all the other girls I'd like to see full frontal and full rear shots, not necessarily nude, just see the rest of them. That tatooed bitch for murder, stay away, as in far far away, over the rainbow, rainbow , raibow (intro to 1978 rainbow tour)
I think she looks like cheryl crow (sp?) isn't she lesbo? I can't stand that bitch. why don't we start a list, oprah and gayle king, can't stand them, amy schumer, joan jett. My buddy just saw her open for Billy Idol, she got political and pretty much got booed offstage, he said, "she needs to just quit"
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