Oscar for Best Picture for 2019 goes to...

[fouts]

If it's more than 51% special effects,it means it's a cartoon not a film

[Animal]

when godzilla runs through his house, does he pass the same window and chair over and over and over again and his house seems like a mile long?

[WestTexasCrude]

2 hours and 12 minutes of monster mayem. Run, don't walk to see this film!

Some dumbass movie reviewer from USA Today yesterday was stating things like "plot holes", "undeveloped character relations", blah blah. Said reviewer obviously doesn't understand what Godzilla movies are about.

[WestTexasCrude]

when godzilla runs through his house, does he pass the same window and chair over and over and over again and his house seems like a mile long?

OK that's some funny shit.

[Reservoir Dog]

2 hours and 12 minutes of monster mayem. Run, don't walk to see this film!

Some dumbass movie reviewer from USA Today yesterday was stating things like "plot holes", "undeveloped character relations", blah blah. Said reviewer obviously doesn't understand what Godzilla movies are about.

Says the guy who can't understand Quentin Tarantino films.

[WestTexasCrude]

when godzilla runs through his house, does he pass the same window and chair over and over and over again and his house seems like a mile long?

OK that's some funny shit.

Still trying to figure out how the makers of the original Godzilla back in the 50's actually got Raymond Burr to appear. Money, I suppose.

[B-Tender]

2 hours and 12 minutes of monster mayem. Run, don't walk to see this film!

I'm friends with some Navy guys who, when they first got to Hawaii, an officer told them about a strip club they "had to go to!". It was a bit out of the way, but it was really cheap lap dances, and the girls were first rate. So, my friends rented a car, and drove 20 miles to this place. They said it looked like a dump from the outside, but this guy said it was awesome. They paid too much for a cover charge, and a two drink minimum. When they got inside, the girls were beat as hell. They realized they had been punked. They had their two drinks, and then drove to a bar they knew. When they got back to the base, a group of sailors were getting ready to hit the town. The sailors asked where they should go? My friends told them of the bar 20 miles away, and how great it was.


This recommendation reminds me of my buddies Hawaii story.

[CHEEZY17]

Why does Godzilla look fat?

[Stapes]

Why does Godzilla look fat?

He"s getting older

[Reservoir Dog]

Why does Godzilla look fat?

He"s getting older

Too much sushi?

[Animal]

i liked the scene where godzilla's owner took him to a drive in and ordered some ribs. When the car hop brings them out they are mastodon ribs and so he sets them on the tray on the side of the car and the car flips over. LOL.

[Geist]

Too much whispering boring dialogue on helicopter, not enough giant monsters fighting.

[WestTexasCrude]

Yeah, the whole point of the franchise is watching Godzilla plow through electrical lines and then tear out of it's foundation some 20 story building and then smack upside Mothra's head.

[B-Tender]

Mothra and Godzilla were on the same side in this one. dont ask how i know

[Cyberhonky]

When i heard about this movie- i could only picture some old asian dude looking into the distance saying 'gudzirra'

[FSchmertz]

Mothra and Godzilla were on the same side in this one. dont ask how i know

Usually when they fight King Ghidorah, Rodan is also on Gojira's side.

Don't ask me how I know.

[PimpDaddy]

Does Chewbacca die in the end?

[Reservoir Dog]

Why do all the new Godzillas have such a small head? Where's the bigass T-Rex head he used to have?

[Geist]

Why do all the new Godzillas have such a small head? Where's the bigass T-Rex head he used to have?

In a storage locker at Fukushima.

[WestTexasCrude]

Mothra and Godzilla were on the same side in this one. dont ask how i know