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Come on Spring

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Friggin' -25C and Windchill of -29C right now. -13F and -20.2 for the Metrical challenged.

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Ricky was just telling everyone how balmy it is there right now.
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aren't we supposed to hit 80 F this week?
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Animal wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:30 pm aren't we supposed to hit 80 F this week?
Fuck yes!
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Biker wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:27 pm Ricky was just telling everyone how balmy it is there right now.
That was 2 weeks ago, ya dumb cunt.
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Biker wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:27 pm Ricky was just telling everyone how balmy it is there right now.
:2-notes To be fair :3-notes

He is further south of me and I am in the highest point of the Canadian shield.

A friend of mine went to Guelph, not far from him, and she said when she got there Thursday there was no snow. Then this crap blew threw on the weekend and they got aboot 2" of snow.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:38 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:27 pm Ricky was just telling everyone how balmy it is there right now.
That was 2 weeks ago, ya dumb cunt.
We hit 8C here during that period. Too bad it didn't stay.

I see the maple syrup season finally started in Essex county.
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:38 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:27 pm Ricky was just telling everyone how balmy it is there right now.
That was 2 weeks ago, ya dumb cunt.
We hit 8C here during that period. Too bad it didn't stay.

I see the maple syrup season finally started in Essex county.
We hit 14C one day. That was just fuckin' nuts.
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Animal wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:30 pm aren't we supposed to hit 80 F this week?
Actually, the key to Spring has nothing to do with the high temps. It's the low temps. Once it hits upper 50's for a week, the vegetation goes nuts.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:30 pm aren't we supposed to hit 80 F this week?
Actually, the key to Spring has nothing to do with the high temps. It's the low temps. Once it hits upper 50's for a week, the vegetation goes nuts.
Don't forget the buzzards.
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rule34 wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:42 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:30 pm aren't we supposed to hit 80 F this week?
Actually, the key to Spring has nothing to do with the high temps. It's the low temps. Once it hits upper 50's for a week, the vegetation goes nuts.
Don't forget the buzzards.
Buzzards are the Red Robins of south Texas.
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rule34 wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:42 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:30 pm aren't we supposed to hit 80 F this week?
Actually, the key to Spring has nothing to do with the high temps. It's the low temps. Once it hits upper 50's for a week, the vegetation goes nuts.
Don't forget the buzzards.
That was before I moved. They never go away here.
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I'm annoyed, I want my winter. I'm gonna have to move farther north.
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Blast wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:02 pm I'm annoyed, I want my winter. I'm gonna have to move farther north.
you should time share swap your house out in the winter with some Inuit family up in Nunavut.
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Animal wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:50 am
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:02 pm I'm annoyed, I want my winter. I'm gonna have to move farther north.
you should time share swap your house out in the winter with some Inuit family up in Nunavut.
The Inuit's would always be replacing the ice entrance cause his head never fits
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:06 am
Animal wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:50 am
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:02 pm I'm annoyed, I want my winter. I'm gonna have to move farther north.
you should time share swap your house out in the winter with some Inuit family up in Nunavut.
The Inuit's would always be replacing the ice entrance cause his head never fits
Igloos are made from snow.

At least your brain would fit. :lol:
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Packed snow is ice. Like your brain
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:21 am Packed snow is ice. Like your brain
Melted snow frozen is ice.

At least you are consistent in the being wrong department. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:21 am Packed snow is ice. Like your brain
Melted snow frozen is ice.

At least you are consistent in the being wrong department. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey single snowflake is multiple molecules of water frozen. Multiple molecules of frozen water is ice. It’s just the arrangement of the molecules while they’re frozen differentiates between a snowflake and an ice cube.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:12 am
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:21 am Packed snow is ice. Like your brain
Melted snow frozen is ice.

At least you are consistent in the being wrong department. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey single snowflake is multiple molecules of water frozen. Multiple molecules of frozen water is ice. It’s just the arrangement of the molecules while they’re frozen differentiates between a snowflake and an ice cube.
Ice is formed when liquid water freezes due to a decrease in temperature, while Snow is formed when water vapor freezes into ice crystals in the atmosphere. The humidity and temperature conditions necessary for the formation of Ice and Snow are also different.

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Wintertime is the time here in Florida where half of damn Canada comes down to stay for four months or so. Every third car will have either Quebec or Ontario plate, with a very small smattering of Manitoba plates. We raise the prices a bit since Canadians are used to paying more for their shit, it all seems natural to them, and it's good for the Florida economy. You can almost always tell a Canadian, they're the pasty-white doofuses walking around in shorts, T-shirts and flip-flops while the rest of us normal people are fitted up like Alaskans in our frigid 52°F winter weather. That's 11°C in commie units.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:51 am Wintertime is the time here in Florida where half of damn Canada comes down to stay for four months or so. Every third car will have either Quebec or Ontario plate, with a very small smattering of Manitoba plates. We raise the prices a bit since Canadians are used to paying more for their shit, it all seems natural to them, and it's good for the Florida economy. You can almost always tell a Canadian, they're the pasty-white doofuses walking around in shorts, T-shirts and flip-flops while the rest of us normal people are fitted up like Alaskans in our frigid 52°F winter weather. That's 11°C in commie units.
And we get the opposite. Spring, summer and fall we get the tourons, cidiots and wannabe biker gangs. Can usually spot a lot of American plates, and bus loads of Chinese in the Fall wanting to look at dead leaves on the trees.
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you people take all of the fun out of life itself.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:21 am Packed snow is ice.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:24 am
Antknot wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:12 am
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:21 am Packed snow is ice. Like your brain
Melted snow frozen is ice.

At least you are consistent in the being wrong department. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey single snowflake is multiple molecules of water frozen. Multiple molecules of frozen water is ice. It’s just the arrangement of the molecules while they’re frozen differentiates between a snowflake and an ice cube.
Ice is formed when liquid water freezes due to a decrease in temperature, while Snow is formed when water vapor freezes into ice crystals in the atmosphere. The humidity and temperature conditions necessary for the formation of Ice and Snow are also different.

I drove a Zamboni for 5 years. I know what I speak of.
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