Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:39 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:25 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Yeah, probably right. What over a 100 now?. CQ says Eastwood, but he's still working (did the elderly drug mule movie last year).
Kirk is 102 and his wife is 100. Fuckers know something we don't.
Soothsayer's magic and spells on the Roman army as he led the slave revolt in Spartacus?
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 10:11 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:39 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:25 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Yeah, probably right. What over a 100 now?. CQ says Eastwood, but he's still working (did the elderly drug mule movie last year).
Kirk is 102 and his wife is 100. Fuckers know something we don't.
Soothsayer's magic and spells on the Roman army as he led the slave revolt in Spartacus?
The Grim Reaper is probably still scared that Kirk will kick his ass if he shows up.
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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I know it's not actors, celebs or whatever but speaking of old ages attained, I believe I'm fixing to blow your mind. President John Tyler of Virginia was the 10th President of the US(served 1841-1845)> Born in 1790 in Charles City, VA. 229 years later, he still has 2 grandsons living.
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Jimmie Carter entered the race.
wut?
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Jimmie Carter entered the race.
Jimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all day
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pm
Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Jimmie Carter entered the race.
Jimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all day
Yeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.
wut?
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pm
Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Jimmie Carter entered the race.
Jimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all day
Yeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.
On his way turkey hunting, perhaps Trump will slip on a McChicken wrapper
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:58 pm
Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pm
Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm
MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Jimmie Carter entered the race.
Jimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all day
Yeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.
On his way turkey hunting, perhaps Trump will slip on a McChicken wrapper
Most likely just keel over and break his face leaning-standing forward that ridiculous way!
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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FSchmertz wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:05 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:58 pm
Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pm
Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pm My money is on Kirk Douglas.
Jimmie Carter entered the race.
Jimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all day
Yeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.
On his way turkey hunting, perhaps Trump will slip on a McChicken wrapper
Most likely just keel over and break his face leaning-standing forward that ridiculous way!
When the diaper is full he tries to get his nose as far away as he can
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You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.
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Re: Tim Conway, star of the 'Carol Burnett Show,' dies at 85

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Images that blow WTC’s mind

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OK, let's get down the facts. CQ lives on some hillside location in PA (I joke about Ted Kasinski). Doesn't work, revels that he pays no taxes state, Feds. Contributes absolutely nothing either locally or even the nearest towns. Maybe a $20 gas fillup twice a month. Total drain on the entire county he lives in. But, he has one advantage. He actually has wifi so he can spew his anti-Trump vomit daily that nobody gives a shit about. So, everybody. Do I have that about right? I suggested to the idiot a couple of days ago to logoff for a couple of days and get his head straight. I'm guessing no and the vomiting continues.
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I'm so sorry your life is so sad and pathetic you feel the need to come here and lie to everyone and join conversations that are way above your intelligence level. Perhaps you should take a leave of absence and think about why you feel you need to lie about me. And do some googling to see if law enforcement can thermal image your house or look at your electric bill with a warrant.
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Let me guess. In less than 30 minutes in his defense , he will post the WTC meme he spent hours creating. Somebody needs to log off for a few days and get his shit together.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:26 am You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.
It's completely normal and not at all silly to repeatedly make non-political threads in GD political. :cry:
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beagleboy wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 1:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:26 am You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.
It's completely normal and not at all silly to repeatedly make non-political threads in GD political. :cry:
but, but , but, but...TRUMP!!!!! :screaming:
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beagleboy wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 1:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:26 am You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.
It's completely normal and not at all silly to repeatedly make non-political threads in GD political. :cry:
I mentioned Trump in a thread about a dead TV star. Trump is 3/4 dead reality TV star, he fits.
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I didn't know she died... :(

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Marcia Strassman died in Sherman Oaks. Kind of a cliche.
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