Soothsayer's magic and spells on the Roman army as he led the slave revolt in Spartacus?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:39 pmKirk is 102 and his wife is 100. Fuckers know something we don't.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:25 pmYeah, probably right. What over a 100 now?. CQ says Eastwood, but he's still working (did the elderly drug mule movie last year).Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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The Grim Reaper is probably still scared that Kirk will kick his ass if he shows up.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 10:11 pmSoothsayer's magic and spells on the Roman army as he led the slave revolt in Spartacus?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:39 pmKirk is 102 and his wife is 100. Fuckers know something we don't.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:25 pmYeah, probably right. What over a 100 now?. CQ says Eastwood, but he's still working (did the elderly drug mule movie last year).Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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I know it's not actors, celebs or whatever but speaking of old ages attained, I believe I'm fixing to blow your mind. President John Tyler of Virginia was the 10th President of the US(served 1841-1845)> Born in 1790 in Charles City, VA. 229 years later, he still has 2 grandsons living.
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Jimmie Carter entered the race.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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Jimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all dayWut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pmJimmie Carter entered the race.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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Yeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pmJimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all dayWut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pmJimmie Carter entered the race.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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On his way turkey hunting, perhaps Trump will slip on a McChicken wrapperWut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 pmYeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pmJimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all dayWut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pmJimmie Carter entered the race.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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Most likely just keel over and break his face leaning-standing forward that ridiculous way!CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:58 pmOn his way turkey hunting, perhaps Trump will slip on a McChicken wrapperWut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 pmYeah but he broke his hip. That puts one foot in the grave.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pmJimmy carter does more before 7am than Trump does all dayWut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:52 pmJimmie Carter entered the race.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 9:06 pmMy money is on Kirk Douglas.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 7:43 pm I thought he was at least 100 already... Dick Van Dyke is next!
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When the diaper is full he tries to get his nose as far away as he canFSchmertz wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:05 amMost likely just keel over and break his face leaning-standing forward that ridiculous way!
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You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.
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Images that blow WTC’s mind


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OK, let's get down the facts. CQ lives on some hillside location in PA (I joke about Ted Kasinski). Doesn't work, revels that he pays no taxes state, Feds. Contributes absolutely nothing either locally or even the nearest towns. Maybe a $20 gas fillup twice a month. Total drain on the entire county he lives in. But, he has one advantage. He actually has wifi so he can spew his anti-Trump vomit daily that nobody gives a shit about. So, everybody. Do I have that about right? I suggested to the idiot a couple of days ago to logoff for a couple of days and get his head straight. I'm guessing no and the vomiting continues.
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I'm so sorry your life is so sad and pathetic you feel the need to come here and lie to everyone and join conversations that are way above your intelligence level. Perhaps you should take a leave of absence and think about why you feel you need to lie about me. And do some googling to see if law enforcement can thermal image your house or look at your electric bill with a warrant.
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Let me guess. In less than 30 minutes in his defense , he will post the WTC meme he spent hours creating. Somebody needs to log off for a few days and get his shit together.
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It's completely normal and not at all silly to repeatedly make non-political threads in GD political.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:26 am You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.

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but, but , but, but...TRUMP!!!!!beagleboy wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:55 pmIt's completely normal and not at all silly to repeatedly make non-political threads in GD political.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:26 am You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.![]()

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I mentioned Trump in a thread about a dead TV star. Trump is 3/4 dead reality TV star, he fits.beagleboy wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:55 pmIt's completely normal and not at all silly to repeatedly make non-political threads in GD political.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:26 am You have to admit. CQ can sure be a massive asset on posting new content, videos., etc. Really fresh air. And then he reverts to vomiting the political points he's been taught. Damn shame.![]()
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I didn't know she died...

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Marcia Strassman died in Sherman Oaks. Kind of a cliche.