Happy Birthday Evvan
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Happy belated B-day, Evs. Ban a couple of members at your pleasure.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Happy
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Figured it was an improvement over asking you to post nudity. And less predictable,
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It really is quite remarkable that none of us perverts have asked for nudes yet.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 2:52 pmFigured it was an improvement over asking you to post nudity. And less predictable,
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I was hoping she would bless us with one or two.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 3:43 pmIt really is quite remarkable that none of us perverts have asked for nudes yet.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 2:52 pmFigured it was an improvement over asking you to post nudity. And less predictable,
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
I've got a few garbage bags full of returnable-deposit soft drink cans in my garage, will that work?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Even for your special friends in private
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Yes, but only if she takes the nude photos in California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Oregon, or Vermont.MalcoveMagnesia wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 8:33 pmI've got a few garbage bags full of returnable-deposit soft drink cans in my garage, will that work?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
I'm good for an ITunes gift card that probably has about 20 bucks on it. How bout it EV?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Evvan, what would the answers to your finals be worth?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Next semester, then.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
I have a semi-viscous fluid that can help you get over that. It can only be taken orally, but I'm sure you'll be able to manage.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 5:39 pm After I get over this bullshit bronchitis turned pneumonia I’m going to seize the day.
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Hope you're feelin better
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Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pmLoads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Uj gofundme drive.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 amI’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.
Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
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I don't even understand the hesitation. One female among the sausage fest around here. Elevated to Goddess status overnight. God knows, we are sick of CQ.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 amThx and maybe. I’ll try!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:50 pmJust wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pmLoads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
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Keep crying you fucking faggot, you got anymore Supreme Court cases you wanna school me on you brain dead retard?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:04 amI don't even understand the hesitation. One female among the sausage fest around here. Elevated to Goddess status overnight. God knows, we are sick of CQ.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 amThx and maybe. I’ll try!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:50 pmJust wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pmLoads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
The typical UJ'er might opt to donate to a GoFuckYourself drive first, just to keep a thread going.Wut wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pmUj gofundme drive.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 amI’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.
Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Maybe if 90% of horny dipshits didn’t ask her to get fuckin naked every fifth post she (and other women) might post more.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 1:04 amI don't even understand the hesitation. One female among the sausage fest around here. Elevated to Goddess status overnight. God knows, we are sick of CQ.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 amThx and maybe. I’ll try!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:50 pmJust wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pmLoads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
And yes I am sure my white knighting will get my dick sucked, get over here WTC, there’s plenty of space in your vacant head for my dick.
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It doesn’t get tedious for you? It’s a bit fuckin dull isn’t it?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan
Yeah, let's see em, and then take turns posting how bad they look. Drives the wimmins crazy.
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