Happy Birthday Evvan

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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Happy belated B-day, Evs. Ban a couple of members at your pleasure.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Hope it was a good one.
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Happy
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 am Lol what’s with the hope it’s a good one repetitions
I dunno
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 am Lol what’s with the hope it’s a good one repetitions
Figured it was an improvement over asking you to post nudity. And less predictable,
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Charliesheen wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 am Lol what’s with the hope it’s a good one repetitions
Figured it was an improvement over asking you to post nudity. And less predictable,
It really is quite remarkable that none of us perverts have asked for nudes yet.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 3:43 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 am Lol what’s with the hope it’s a good one repetitions
Figured it was an improvement over asking you to post nudity. And less predictable,
It really is quite remarkable that none of us perverts have asked for nudes yet.
I was hoping she would bless us with one or two.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:22 pm Nah I’m good. Posting nudes for free don’t work no mo
I've got a few garbage bags full of returnable-deposit soft drink cans in my garage, will that work?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:22 pm Nah I’m good. Posting nudes for free don’t work no mo
Even for your special friends in private
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MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 8:33 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:22 pm Nah I’m good. Posting nudes for free don’t work no mo
I've got a few garbage bags full of returnable-deposit soft drink cans in my garage, will that work?
Yes, but only if she takes the nude photos in California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Oregon, or Vermont.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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I'm good for an ITunes gift card that probably has about 20 bucks on it. How bout it EV?
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I got chocolate
I blame Biker.
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Evvan, what would the answers to your finals be worth?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 10:52 pm
Antknot wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 10:46 pm Evvan, what would the answers to your finals be worth?
I already did finals.
Next semester, then.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 5:39 pm After I get over this bullshit bronchitis turned pneumonia I’m going to seize the day.
I have a semi-viscous fluid that can help you get over that. It can only be taken orally, but I'm sure you'll be able to manage.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:05 pm Meh I’m good
Hope you're feelin better
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:13 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:05 pm Meh I’m good
Hope you're feelin better
Loads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 am
Blast wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 am Leave the kids at home, grab some cash and go get shitfaced! Happy birthday!
I’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.

Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
Uj gofundme drive.
wut?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:50 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:13 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:05 pm Meh I’m good
Hope you're feelin better
Loads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.
Thx and maybe. I’ll try!
I don't even understand the hesitation. One female among the sausage fest around here. Elevated to Goddess status overnight. God knows, we are sick of CQ.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 1:04 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:50 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:13 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:05 pm Meh I’m good
Hope you're feelin better
Loads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.
Thx and maybe. I’ll try!
I don't even understand the hesitation. One female among the sausage fest around here. Elevated to Goddess status overnight. God knows, we are sick of CQ.
Keep crying you fucking faggot, you got anymore Supreme Court cases you wanna school me on you brain dead retard?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Wut wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:55 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 am
Blast wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 am Leave the kids at home, grab some cash and go get shitfaced! Happy birthday!
I’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.

Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
Uj gofundme drive.
The typical UJ'er might opt to donate to a GoFuckYourself drive first, just to keep a thread going.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 1:04 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 12:28 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:50 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:13 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 11:05 pm Meh I’m good
Hope you're feelin better
Loads better as of middle of today. Fuck being sick!
Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Evvan. You are gem and need to post more, we hope.
Thx and maybe. I’ll try!
I don't even understand the hesitation. One female among the sausage fest around here. Elevated to Goddess status overnight. God knows, we are sick of CQ.
Maybe if 90% of horny dipshits didn’t ask her to get fuckin naked every fifth post she (and other women) might post more.

And yes I am sure my white knighting will get my dick sucked, get over here WTC, there’s plenty of space in your vacant head for my dick.
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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It doesn’t get tedious for you? It’s a bit fuckin dull isn’t it?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Degas wrote: Wed May 15, 2019 6:18 pm It doesn’t get tedious for you? It’s a bit fuckin dull isn’t it?
Show us your tits.



Little change up since it's not directed to Evvan.
wut?
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Re: Happy Birthday Evvan

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Yeah, let's see em, and then take turns posting how bad they look. Drives the wimmins crazy.
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