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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.
How many times a day do you have to walk her?
How many times a day do you inflate yours?
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.
How many times a day do you have to walk her?
How many times a day do you inflate yours?
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.
Says the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years. :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.
How many times a day do you have to walk her?
How many times a day do you inflate yours?
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.
Says the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years. :lol:
Van Winkle has to chime in. He can't resist.
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.
How many times a day do you have to walk her?
How many times a day do you inflate yours?
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.
Says the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years. :lol:
Van Winkle has to chime in. He can't resist.
Okay, IncelTexasCrude
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:54 pm I need a weekend to recover from this last weekend. 3rd/4th/5th dates with one woman. Started Thursday at her place, ended Sunday morning at mine.
How many times a day do you have to walk her?
How many times a day do you inflate yours?
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.
Black leather, her collar is a red lace that matches her corset and stockings. She is threatening todye her hair auburn or other shade of dark red.
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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i think this is a challenge to Slapaho. You have him whipped Blast. He must bow to your dominance.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:33 pm Image
Dammit, how'd that get out?
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:lol: @ who's been a bad sea turtle.
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:42 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:22 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:14 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:13 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:08 pm
How many times a day do you have to walk her?
How many times a day do you inflate yours?
At least tell us what color her leash usually is.
Says the guy who hasn't known the touch of a woman in 20 years. :lol:
Van Winkle has to chime in. He can't resist.
Okay, IncelTexasCrude
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I see a title change.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Re: Blast's Dating misadventures

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Perhaps I need to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.

Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
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how about you leave one of us her contact info in case you die. you know, in case we want to send something to the funeral or something.
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Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.

Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Funny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 am
Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.

Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Funny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.
At least he hooked up.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:18 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 am
Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.

Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Funny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.
At least he hooked up.
You misspelled "entangled roots".
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:57 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:18 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:56 am
Blast wrote: ↑Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:13 am Perhaps I needZZZ to teach CTC how to talk to women without pissing them off. I think he's the only person I know that could be turned down by a hooker.

Anyway, one month with the horticulturist and she's a horny one. I'll be at her place tomorrow. If I never post again, she suffocated me with her boobs and I'm ok with going out like that.
Funny comment from someone who can only hook up with someone who digs around in the dirt for a living.
At least he hooked up.
You misspelled "entangled roots".
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